Larry Stylinson

You make me strong

[1jade]

modest to louis: why can’t you just play along

louis to modest: 

[sicknymphet-deactivated20150531]

look I totally love girls and stuff but being friends with girls who aren’t feminists is so fucking exhausting like Idgaf that Suzy sucked dick for a McChicken last night Debra mind yo damn business

[drunkvanity-deactivated20161113]

Favorite post.

[xoxoxogossipgirlll]

contestant on singing talent show: i quit my job for this, dropped out of school, I left it all… just for this moment

me: nobody asked you to do that though

[dykejokerr-deactivated20220726]

I love this generation so much we went through shit like drug scares and eating disorders and being punks and emos and self harmers and depressed and suicidal and now now now you start to see all these flower crowns and pastels and it’s like we’re all slowly slowly healing and growing up and it’s s obeautiful we’re all taking selfies and coming into our own and we’re all scared but we’re all here for each other and we’re unlearning inter-community hate and we’re all just such nice girls and boys and everything else we’re stars and flowers and fae and sunshine and we care about the world and we are just s obeautiful and powerful and new

[xplorah]

ok holy shit

[tamamita]

I wonder how Westboro Baptist Church is doing right now

[cookiemonstahz]

Don’t go on their website!!!! DONT GO ON THEIR WEBSITE!!!!!! It funds them when people go on.

[thathipsterboy]

Men: Not ALL men.

Men to their daughters: Yes, all men. Every single one of them.

[meantfortheshore]

[moremetalthanyourmom]

Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and it’s amazing how many men I’ve run into bc they expected me to move

[youcangofindatree-deactivated20]

Gotta try it

[clevermanka]

I work (and walk) on a college campus. I’ve lost count of how many men I’ve smacked shoulders with.

[emmagrant01]

Recently, I was standing outside my son’s classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didn’t; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadn’t leapt out of his manly path.

Now I’m wishing I’d leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, “My Liege!”

[mercurialkitty]

I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.

[songbirde108]

Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where I’m the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.

[onethingconstant]

Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friend’s medication, and I didn’t understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literally—one guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because that’s just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.

I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought I’d had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.

I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I “looked like a soldier.” I’m not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.

Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.

[thorinobsessed]

MY NEW ATTITUDE: Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.

[thathipsterboy]

*entering the venue at my 1D show*

security: why did you bring boxing gloves??!?!?

me:I'm here to fight louis :-)

security:*puts a towel around my neck and rubs my shoulders*

go get him champ

[awesomequacker-deactivated20151]

there are asexuals who are entirely disgusted by sex

there are asexuals who are fine talking about sex but aren’t willing to have it themselves

there are asexuals who like sex in theory but not in practice

there are asexuals who dont really care for it but are happy to do it for someone they love

there are asexuals who enjoy or even love the stimulation of sex but have no actual need or craving for it; its just like any other activity to do with someone and can easily be replaced with literally anything else

there are asexuals who do have a sexdrive but its only triggered by a strong emotional attachment rather than physical factors

there are a whole bunch of asexuals and if i hear “lol so ur like a plant” one more time i swear to fucking god

[signalmp3]

@Louis_Tomlinson Wow this is so fun :) amazing :) thank you so much for watching :) x

[modern-poet]

HAVE YALL SEEN THIS IM SCREAMING????????

[themoon-andvoid]

sorry but if you’re homophobic or transphobic ‘in the name of god’ I hope you never eat shellfish, wear ripped clothes, clothes of mixed fabrics, if you’re a woman you can’t speak in a church or touch anyone while on your period, never eat any meat from a pig, and never have pre-marital sex. You don’t get to choose which “sins” are worse. Go protest Denny’s for serving bacon.

[xplorah]

amazing

[noechointhevoid-deactivated2015]

[ehtabar-deactivated20151105]

[knightchanges]

Liam: (hears that Louis is cold and will not stand for that)

[corporation-cats]

[oneeyedtransman]

To small trans men

Shop at H&M.

They have good prices for really nice clothes and guess what.

A lot of things come in smalls and extra smalls that fit shorter/smaller men.

I cannot stress this enough.

After looking everywhere for a place that sells clothes that would fit a very short (5’2”) trans man, I came across H&M. It is such a relief to find clothes that finally fit. Plus they’re fashionable and well priced.

[pinchblog]

Sex tip: If he’s pressuring you to do anal, buy a dildo the same size as his dick, and ask him to do it first. If he’s scared of the pain- case closed. There’s absolutely no reason that he should expect it to feel any differently for you. If he says that it would be emasculating, belittling or ‘gay’, then that man is a misogynistic homophobe, and you better run for the hills as fast as your legs can take you.

[nosoulforsale-deactivated201502]

I’m screaming

[theaztecthrasher]

Take it like a man

[freedoritos-deactivated20160716]

What if he says yes

[officialbucknasty]

then you start making memories