welcome to the trash zone

my alignment is chaotic gay

[otterlyart]

Jester: I just want to read the book Caleb.

Caleb: You want to read it yourself?

Jester: Well, I mean… Bonus:

[ithinkthiswasabadidea]

Mighty Nein haven't learnt a single fucking thing

[vethbrenatto]

the tombtakers: can we drop these poses, lucien? we’ve been standing around waiting for hours.

lucien: no i SWEAR, they’re gonna show up any minute. it’s gonna look so intimidating when they get here.

[linzer-art]

One of my favourit parts of shipping moments in CR is analyising the cast, so have some of my favourites

Travis at “could you cast Tongues on me?”

“I’m going page by page, we’re sitting on a couch together.”

*Jester smiles and looks down at the book, back at Caleb and then down again*

“Good night…Gute Nacht.”

[cl0wnphobe]

Dagan: [ peacefully enjoying a meal in a warm area ]

The Mighty Nein: [begins to discuss how to hide his other employer's dead body]

Dagan:

[janedoe297-art]

“Oh Beau, Beau, Beau/ Eyes so blue and hair so shorn on the sides (...)”

Yeah I Am trying to manifest beauyasha

Oh, this could be a good post to plug my Twitter @ Janedoe2971

[sparring-spirals]

I cannot stop laughing. The M9 encounter a huge, rare, aggressive creature. The veteran with them even admits the only other time they've encountered it, many people died. These chucklefucks transformed it into a turtle and slid it like a hockey puck around on the ice. This only happened after they turned it into a bunny and one of their party members got mauled by said bunny and accidentally transformed it back. Somehow the stupid turtle-hockey-puck plan works, and they get out of a deeply dangerous encounter entirely unscathed. Little does said veteran know, they've USED THIS PLAN BEFORE. These idiots who accidentally drop vital info everywhere have also escaped VARIOUS OTHER ANGRY CREATURES USING THE POLYMORPH/TURTLE PLAN. They're absolute trainwrecks. They are incredibly adept. They're so bad at so many things but so good at polymorph.

[astrolunos]

we won’t let him be like those stuffy wizards

[redjennies]

vox machina: we have one cleric but she's gone half the time.

mighty nein: we have two clerics but one keeps dying and the other won't prepare healing spells.

[keyvei]

”You’ve arrived early”.

When this scene was described by Matt I knew I needed to draw it. And here we are.

[laurasbailey]

[sparring-spirals]

The comedic gold, of Veth, accustomed to her goblin dark vision walking into darkness and then immediately screaming "I CAN'T FUCKING SEE". Followed by two minutes of flailing about goggles. This is the kind of Professional Adventurer Content I'm here for.

[midnigtartist]

Local clown repeats himself

[astrolunos]

when life gives you big scary monsters, make turtles

[laurasbailey]

At the top of it, it’s a whole paragraph that is crossed out and scraped, and you see some words like ‘Beau’ and ‘abs’ and ‘shorn’ and ‘envelop’ and things like that, and it’s just crossed out, and underneath it…

[ruvigapo]

Awe mannn you guyss this episode will be the end of me, it was so good! ;;

Somebody hug yasha please i will cry

[khalliys]

I had a lot of Yasha feelings after the latest episode of Critical Role and needed to channel them into something.