The Fuck is Whump?

avoiding actual work is a goddamn talent. 

[thatisbshoney]

I’M OUT THIS BITCh

This tumblr has been full ‘n all but tis a mess, second tumblr account I’ll actually use here I come !!

[inacatastrophicmind]

The Supernatural cast in SPN parody 2

[babyimp1967]

THE BEST THING EVER!

[thatisbshoney]

ch*ke

reported

[thatisbshoney]

i mcfucked up on twitter y’all catch me never going back

[dimetrodone]

K pop fandom creeps me out for numerous reasons but one weird thing  is that it’s the only music following I can think of where I have never actually seen the fans talk about the actual music. 

[thatisbshoney]

correct until i remember the heated discussions i had with friends on which track was better and you bet my ass i pulled out musical terms and shit from years of learning that shit

[biyaself]

Do you have my back like the gmail security team has my back tho?

[mariposa-nena-deactivated201911]

[hailtothepumpkinqueen]

Had a dream I was playing an indie game about a 1950’s housewife trying to kill her husband.

The objective of the game was to kill him without A) alerting the husband, B) getting caught by your busybody neighbor, or C) accidentally killing your kids/have them walk in on you murdering their dad. 

The first level was that you had to slip poison into his food or drink, since that was subtle and easy enough. But I think as the levels progressed, the murder attempts got more…gruesome and difficult to hide. I remember using garden sheers at one point.

And the game had a 1950s advert style to it, kind of how Bendy and the Ink Machine is stylized

^ kind of like that

Anyway I’m calling it Desperate Housewife and if anyone wants to actually make that game gimme some credit lmao

[garrettauthor]

I would play the shit out of this game.

[armandyke]

T’Challa: I am the Black Panther, protector of Wakanda, and this is my Black Panther supersuit. 

Peter Parker, a millenial who knows exactly what a furry is: :/

[winterhalters]

3 hours of sleep: I’m exhausted

8 hours of sleep: I’m exhausted

16 hours of sleep: I’m exhausted

[meanmediummode]

That’s depression babe!

[cleothegoldfish]

[tabine]

shipping incest or pedophilia is not an “unpopular opinion” it is fucking disgusting and fundamentally wrong and anyone who disagrees with this post can just unfollow me right now

[tabine]

i’ve lost four followers already since posting this so in the spirit of weeding out the trash i’m going to reblog this again

[moonisneveralone]

This!

And I want my followers to know this is what people mean when they call someone Anti. It describes someone who’s against people shipping incest or pedophilia.

If you see a post that repeatedly uses “Antis” and talks about how they don’t like the way that fandom has become and “policing” then OP is most likely an incest shipper and or a pedophile.

[namkooks-deactivated20210523]

euphoria: behind the scenes vs. what we saw ♡

[twoy-deactivated20210730]

BTS use emojis to react to: bourbon 

[necessaryprotection-deactivated]

[idontreallyfuckwithcheese]

#this enrages me every time i see it for the simple fact that john mulaney would have been 15 when princess diana died #which begs the question #if he’s lying #does that mean he did it?

[actuallygodzilla]

#he also grew up in chicago illinois not wisconsin

i cant believe john mulaney killed princess diana

[lordnot]

So

which one of you losers has the guts to ask?

[ohmykimtaetae]

Happy & shy little dancer

[kookmint]

Good people do exist ❤️

Bonus:

[aurjeon]

I’M SCREAMING

[timetraveldean]