18+ Please

Jade|21|Bisexual

[vampirevvekend-deactivated20190]

ah yes, the timeless literary classic ‘romeo and bob’ 

[surprisebitch]

Romeo and King Henry sounds great

[africanaquarian]

the thing about being an adult is every time you turn around some shit gotta be “renewed”. tags. licenses. passports. like i’m the same bitch doing the same shit

[stability]

[friendly-animals]

(Source)

[primedoverlord]

“Are cats a solid or a liquid?” The world may never know. 

[1petulantpanda]

They are non-Newtonian fluids.

[myslightobsessions]

[marvel-lous-things]

[awwww-cute]

[fukkkres-deactivated20140519]

u lucky he holdin me back bitch on antartica i woulda slept u

[mielparaoshun]

[queerjonun-blog]

[delmondo]

look at this freaking exit dialog i got

[grawly]

the OS equivalent of a clown pulling out a really long chain of handkerchiefs from his pocket

[ororomunroedontpullout]

A true warrior queen has risen

[cheaphalloweencostume]

do you ever have like a breakdown but your logical brain is still active just thinking “ok this is annoying can we wrap this up so we can go back to bottling these feelings and like going to work or whatever” lol

[cheaphalloweencostume]

like can we finish this early im trying to build a potato farm in minecraft

[spoopy-story]

Emotional brain: 

Logical brain:

[sailor-moon-reacts]

[fallenforminaj]

[forgoldendays]

I am such a huge fan of kindness. Everyone be kind. Be crazy kind. Be kind even when you don’t feel like it. Be kind in the morning, be kind late at night, be kind like it is the only thing you were put on earth to do. You will be amazed at how beautiful kindness makes you.

[teenagerposts]

stop scrolling for a surprise

[purplebuddhaquotes]

“I am sorry someone loved you badly, and that they made you feel like you take up more space than you deserve. I am sorry they abandoned you when you need them the most and it has made you believe that love is an awful thing that hurts.”

—

Nikita Gill

[brickwallofsarcasm]

Fuck whoever fucked me up so bad that I convinced myself I’m not even worth anyone’s time