stray kidog

she/her, don't expect anything besides raging about gays, I'm funnier in my first language but you will never know

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

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[penandinkprincess]

truly few things instantly put me in a bad mood more than humidity

WHY is the fucking AIR out here TOUCHING ME

get OFF

[owlgasstuff]

they tried to portray Harvey as that big sigma alpha male with masculine masculinity who manly does manly things (at least for a couple of first seasons)

but Gabriel Macht looked at the script, looked at Mike and Harvey's dynamic and said:

HELL NAH, I'm gonna give you the softest the GAYEST goo-goo doe eyes you've EVER SEEN

[philcollinsenjoyer]

about 90% of fanfiction takes place in a utopia where men are thoughtful and unsure of their place in the world

[owlgasstuff]

[diazpoems]

Don’t get me wrong, my tastes can be pretty basic and I am a big subby!Mike empathizer + dom!Harvey enjoyer but S1E12 timestamp 38:13 “Harvey, behave.” changed lives. People fucking died.

[wanderlcust]

i won’t really post edits here but wanted to share this one :-)

[owlgasstuff]

I commented it on TikTok and I'll ask it here again.

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT HARVEY?

[owlgasstuff]

"I never even thought for a second that you would even consider an idea so disgusting as turning on Harvey"

IS A REALLY CRAZY THING TO SAY, MIKE

baby boy, you're talking to your FIANCEE, who's just trying to find a way to keep you out of the LITERAL PRISON?????

but honestly, I love love LOVE this scene, cause it really shows how Mike's relationship with Rachel doesn't and WON'T work, not in the long run

cause I'm really stuck on the fact that he called her idea disgusting

Rachel's thought process literally DISGUSTS Mike

and you wanna tell me that it's gonna be all sunshine and rainbows in a relationship like that?

I can't even imagine being with someone, let alone marrying someone, whose ideas may disgust me. nonono, bye-bye, we are NOT gonna work

you know what I mean? he's not just angry or pissed or even disappointed, it's DISGUST

to me, there's no way back after something like this

and Rachel?

this scene just shows that she still, after all this time, doesn't understand how Mike works and what his priorities are

I don't blame her at all, don't get me wrong, you need to be as crazy as Mike and Harvey are about each other to understand all the batshit insane things they are ready to do for one another

but still, relationship where you're not a priority AND you don't understand why your partner's priorities are what they are?

nah, I'm good thanks

[owlgasstuff]

fun fact:

in my native language disgust translates as "отвращение"

and basically it consists from two important parts:

1) "от" which is a prefix meaning "from"

2) "вращение" which is a whole word meaning "turn" (noun)

so in my language disgust is LITERALLY an emotion that TURNS YOU FROM SOMEONE

yeah....

[owlgasstuff]

"I never even thought for a second that you would even consider an idea so disgusting as turning on Harvey"

IS A REALLY CRAZY THING TO SAY, MIKE

baby boy, you're talking to your FIANCEE, who's just trying to find a way to keep you out of the LITERAL PRISON?????

but honestly, I love love LOVE this scene, cause it really shows how Mike's relationship with Rachel doesn't and WON'T work, not in the long run

cause I'm really stuck on the fact that he called her idea disgusting

Rachel's thought process literally DISGUSTS Mike

and you wanna tell me that it's gonna be all sunshine and rainbows in a relationship like that?

I can't even imagine being with someone, let alone marrying someone, whose ideas may disgust me. nonono, bye-bye, we are NOT gonna work

you know what I mean? he's not just angry or pissed or even disappointed, it's DISGUST

to me, there's no way back after something like this

and Rachel?

this scene just shows that she still, after all this time, doesn't understand how Mike works and what his priorities are

I don't blame her at all, don't get me wrong, you need to be as crazy as Mike and Harvey are about each other to understand all the batshit insane things they are ready to do for one another

but still, relationship where you're not a priority AND you don't understand why your partner's priorities are what they are?

nah, I'm good thanks

[summacumlaudanum]

first ever edit, thought I'd crosspost | 1x01, Pilot

[owlgasstuff]

I told my friend that I opened an omegaverse marvey fic and she asked me why

why? WHY? what do you mean, "why"??????

have you seen these fuckers?????

have you listened to the way they talk?????

have you not watched the same show??? the same scene with Mike in Harvey's suit????

the way Harvey's always like "protect Mike 😡 trust Mike 😡 take care of Mike 😡"???????

the way Mike's always like "Harvey's the best 🥰 need to impress Harvey 🥰 how do I make him praise me 🥰"

what. do. you. mean. "why".

[erzvolnes]

immortal words

[owlgasstuff]

Mike: *shows up at interview just to dodge the cops, spills the briefcase full of pot in the first 2 minutes, doesn't have not just a Harvard Law degree, but ANY degree, still begs for the job*

Harvey:

[cptspau1ding]

do they know its legal now?

[owlgasstuff]

honestly, based on how Harvey looks at Mike, I think he didn't give a single flying f u c k EVEN THEN

[owlgasstuff]

chat, if I suggest to my girls a drinking game where we drink every time marvey are executing a bl trope/cliche, how long will it take us to get absolutely wasted?

[owlgasstuff]

first, I fell in love with @statusquoergo fics, then I listened to "Forever Winter" on repeat

and NOW I can't get out of my head the idea of Mike's mental breakdown (if you listened to this song, you know what I mean) in Seattle while Harvey was still in NYC

AND Harvey learns about it through Donna (of course, how else) and it creates a parallel between this and the death of Harvey's father (my brain is evil, I know)

AND of course OF COURSE Harvey "Because this is my goddamn fault" Specter blames himself cause "All this time I didn't know you were breaking down"

naturally this idea includes calls at 3am pacing and at 5am wasted

and Mike OF COURSE doesn't acknowledge them later cause "he seems fine most of the time forcing smiles and 'neverminds'"

[owlgasstuff]

with mlm ships I'm always afraid that I'm just subconsciously trying to make everything gay when it isn't

but the problem with marvey is THAT THEY ARE DOING JUST FINE THEMSELVES NO HELP NEEDED

cause what do you MEAAAN you called him "good boy"????? in that fuck-ass sultry tone no less???

or OR what in the mafia-ceo-yn shit you mean "who did this to you?"??????

and don't get me started on their whole

"I'll go to prison for you"

"Fuck you, it's me who's going to prison for you"

and the scariest part is NO ONE will tell you who is who in that dialog

[kaleidoscopicpattern]

i personally think we don't discuss mike saying "Harvey, behave." enough