Sugar Sprinkles

Main blog ~ 90s spring ~ 34 y/o ~ Other blogs: Guard Me Sherlock Rowan AO3

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[malinaa]

what if we all explode

[derring-do]

This very production of Orpheus & Eurydice is now available to stream, free, for the month of June.

[teaboot]

“Why are you scared of dating” I’m not scared of dating, I just haven’t found anyone’s company to be more enjoyable than my own. And also I don’t care

[justlightmeonfire]

I just don't want anyone to steal my very cursed amulet

[teaboot]

Also the amulet

[whimsicalmayhem]

Is that you talking? Or the amulet? Are you SURE a new hand doesn't want to touch the beacon?

[teaboot]

The amulet and I are not currently looking for a third

[madeofklay]

I saw this perfectly in my head and had to recreate it

[teaboot]

Holy Shit

[animentality]

[3000s]

if you're not 26 years old right now you will be soon

[tromboneralert]

But I just turned 30.....please......dont make me go back there......

[3000s]

i'm sorry there's nothing we can do about it

[latinotiktok]

[escarabangel]

Translation: "Chancho! I'm leaving now dude, i'm leaving to go work now dude."

"If someone breaks in dude, you beat the ever-loving shit out of them real hard dude, you beat the shit out of them, Chancho, you hear me?"

"You just beat the shit out of anyone who breaks in!"

translation notes:

The dogs name is 'Chancho', a slang word for a pig. Basically, its like the dog is named 'piglet' 🥺

[aspec-woomy]

I fucking can't with his little face

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[charlesoberonn]

Speedrunner vs. casual gamer

[man-offical]

happy may to all who celebrate ok?

[thespiritofeon]

yo…. when jet breaks in the tea shop and accuses zuko and iroh of beinh firebenders….

do you think any of the patrons looked at zukos scarred face - obviously done by a firebender - and immediately think jet was an asshole? like

jet: hes a firebender!!!!

patrons, thinking about the backstory they concocted for zuko and iroh where their home was invaded by firebenders and they barely survived with their lifes so they could come and have a peaceful life selling tea in a city the war doesnt touch:

Jet: He’s a firebender!

The Patrons to the Tea Shop internally: You fucking stupid, sir? I think you might be stupid.

THE TAGS

[captainlordauditor]

#if someone shouted something racialized at a food service worker and he pulled swords#if be like ‘yeah that’s fair’

[brain-deadx0]

He didn’t even use his own swords. He took them from a guard and the guards let him

[vareidow]

[pixiecaps]

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

[pixiecaps]

they couldnt take the heat

[professorsparklepants]

Apparently some of them are chained shut with bike chains and the kids are calling the local fire department to report them as a fire hazard.

[astragifs]

[astragifs]

[theta-scenario]

People with low spoons, someone just recommended this cookbook to me, so I thought I’d pass it on.

I always look at cookbooks for people who have no energy/time to do elaborate meal preparations, and roll my eyes. Like, you want me to stay on my feet for long enough to prepare 15 different ingredients from scratch, and use 5 different pots and pans, when I have chronic fatigue and no dishwasher?

These people seem to get it, though. It’s very simple in places. It’s basically the cookbook for people who think, ‘I’m really bored of those same five low-spoons meals I eat, but I can’t think of anything else to cook that won’t exhaust me’. And it’s free!

The Sad Bastard Cookbook by tRaum Books

by Rachel A. Rosen and Zilla Novikov || Food you can make so you don't die.

[drovenna]

SPREAD THE WORD THIS IS FUCKING GOD TIER OH MY GOD, SOMETIMES I HAVE SPOONS SOMETIMES I DON’T BUT NO COOKBOOK OFFERS LEVELS IN THEIR RECIPES THIS ONE DOES!

[odakota-rose]

also found here:

The Sad Bastard Cookbook

Life is hard. Some days are at the absolute limit of what we can manage. Some days are worse than that. Eating—picking a meal, making it, pu

the ebook is FREE here also

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

ghosts who are trying to warn you. ghosts who are a cautionary tale. ghosts who see you walking into the maw that chewed them to bits, and try to divert you, try to make you understand. ghosts who are trying to tell you something, who are begging you not to end up like them, an unliving prophecy begging not to be self-fulfilled

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*sighs* ok fine i hear u tumblr. ghosts who want to seduce you sexually

[kawaoneechan]

🎵 Nut busters! 🚫

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the way i pander to my fucking audience

[mokandan]

gaud, i would like you to know that migrating from pinterest to here and seeing you active is like reading an ancient scroll about a terrible horror and then seeing said terrible horror at the coffeeshop next morning

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

it is so so SO important that you envision the Terrible Horror at the coffee shop thusly: bleary-eyed, hoodie & headphones, avoiding eye contact, huddled over a laptop in the corner hissing in fear at approaching baristas

[staff]

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

[opera-ghost]

this fanfic shit is easy

[fireyfobbitmedicine]

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[alwaystiredshark]

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