Jay does stuff

[thatjesterking]

I have seen every single episode of Naruto and Shippuden my next target is One Piece

[thatjesterking]

I’m 300 episodes into One Piece now, it’s getting quite serious

[thatjesterking]

I’m caught up, I’ve been forever changed

[patamon]

02 The Beginning Opening

[ask-the-toy-box]

[anexperimentallife]

[labelleizzy]

Everyone reblog this. Mandatory.

[trainsgenderfoxgirl2816]

Exactly Elon musk is a conman and uncool

[theweight]

my three beautiful daughters igneous sedimentary and metamorphic

[flyin-shark]

my three gorgeous daughters isosceles scalene and equilateral

[balakay119]

my three ravishing daughters linear exponential and logarithmic

[creepymutelilbugger]

my three perfect daughters rock-em, sock-em, and robot

[mrdynamite777]

my three argumentative daughters, rock, paper, scissors

[paradise-sys]

my three wonderful daughters bed, bath and beyond

[mrdynamite777]

my three slayful daughters, gatekeep, gaslight, girlboss

[swagdinner]

my three impeccable daughters fuck marry and kill

[fishiest-fish]

my three painful daughters cock ball and torture

[pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong]

my three acting daughters sarah, jessica, and parker

[thatjesterking]

my three harmonious daughters earth, wind, and fire

[thatjesterking]

I have seen every single episode of Naruto and Shippuden my next target is One Piece

[thatjesterking]

I’m 300 episodes into One Piece now, it’s getting quite serious

[pomegranate-flower]

[aveloka-draws]

Couldn't stop thinking about that tweet, I love the idea of a god promoting his faith.

[pukicho]

Puki will you leave tumblr because everyone’s acting like it’s dead now :(

oh yeah its SO dead.

1000 notes this post. Now

[pukicho]

that took 3 minutes.

[pasta-yy]

i literally fucking blinked and this shit happened istg y’all are insane—

[pukicho]

Fuck it. Spread this post to every nook and cranny on tumblr. Prove to everyone that this site is ALIVE and FLOURISHING and that it will last for fucking DECADES

[thatjesterking]

This site.. it’s.. it’s!!!

[thatjesterking]

People die but words live on

[thatjesterking]

If anyone asks why I have incredible luck (like no really, it’s a stupid amount sometimes)

I just honestly wanna reply with “well unlike you, I’ve been dressing up like a certain God of the Dead and practically spent my whole life worshipping a certain God of the Dead. Maybe it’s a gift”

I have no other reason other than “look I’m just as confused as to why what I did, didn’t just straight up kill me”

[i-am-a-snom]

"Are you a man or a woman?"

I am a Snom.

"What gender are you?"

Friend.

"Yeah but what's in your pants?"

I don't wear pants..?

[thatjesterking]

It would be weird for a snom to where pants, but what if you did?

[thatjesterking]

I wonder how many of the people that chose to follow me are actual people and not just bot accounts.

fyi I love the bot accounts more and give ‘em a little kiss on the head when I unplug them for their naps, the other “real” people can ask buggy the clown

[thatjesterking]

Alright! It’s time for another post, but I’m lazy so here’s something for Tumblr to debate over

Would you take the power to control soup

(But just soup, if you tried to control the ingredients separately you’ll be disappointed finding out it doesn’t work, it has to be soup, but like any soup)

And the only downside in taking the power is you become allergic to onions

Would you take the power?

[brucebocchi]

[lastforest]

[thatjesterking]

Trampolines are so fucking awesome like ooh look at me using my mass times the spring’s acceleration to jump high. Amazing creation

[thiefiing]

Them

[susiephone]

So. I just got to THAT part of Kingdom Hearts.

WHAT THE FUCK

[xanandhix]