and when you holly

when you jolly

[neopet-euthanization]

[zomdead-deactivated20260110]

transgenderbloodsport

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[setzeri]

Video game events of the near future.

[mutationgirl]

one of newton's lesser-known laws is that if you reload something that is buffering, it will start playing at the precise moment your finger completes the motion to refresh the tab

[barleywheatonlove]

omg some of you are dumb. that's not newton, that's special relativity.. ya know, einstein!!

[mutationgirl]

your special relative pounded me into the mattress last night. happy mother's day.

[deepfrieddeltarunememes]

I don't know why people are acting like Susie and Ralsei ruined Kris's "big chance" with Pink, because if you choose "Gotta win" after they tell Pink they were just flirting to win the battle they literally turn to the camera and peace sign

they weren't into her bro lol

[meefling]

You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me

[phantomcat94]

I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me

[anartisticanomaly]

I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.

[zekedms]

I'm so old i remember when people liked using Windows

[poupon]

That's because they stuck these bad boys to them

[zekedms]

Oh wow, that IS better.

[harlequin-wheels]

they fucking killed him

[neurodivergentkangaroo]

[zazzedcoffee]

Horsie

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Remaining time: 16990 days 5 hours

[hemoanemic]

it. it ends in 50 years…..horse is fucking eternal

[lthsm]

Let’s keep the post circulating for 50 years it’ll be great when we’re all in the old folks home

[saltiecattoz]

my ship

[thisshitaintnothintomeman]

she pound me like a thwomp. EEUURRGHERHHGH

[stardella]

Blooky’s wacky family drama

[papasmoke]

my newborn son has an ifunny birthmark

[just-sans-things]

boots with the ferb

[nightlifemingus]

this is probably the only sex gif i will every reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object. 

but then again, it could be all in my head. i mean, this is how i would want it to be. but that’s just me.

[thisisdaddyspage]

Daddy, can you count to one million?

1 2 3 4 5 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 201 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 No

[ivy-saurs]

randomly remembered this tweet and had to stop myself from bursting out laughing