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pr1nceshawn

The struggle was real.

ericaclark1908

They will never fucking know!

fonzworthcutlass

I swear. But I could still send a 2 paragraph text in 30seconds.

stupidsnivelly

Headcannon

This randomly popped into my head but what if Teddy looked a bit like Draco?

•Draco expecting Teddy to look like Remus

•Draco looking down at this kid with strangely colored hair and realizing that he looks strangely familiar

•Harry quietly pointing out that they have the same bone structure

•Teddy cocking his head to the side and looking up at Draco with these big, green eyes causing Draco to melt slightly

•Narcissa almost has a coronary when she sees Teddy, because what if he acts like Draco too?

•Andy smiling fondly as she and Narcissa watch Draco chase after Teddy who’s zipping around the lounge on his toy broom

•Teddy being the reason why Draco wants kids because he knows how much of a slimy git he was and he’ll be damned if he goes through that willingly but Teddy’s so sweet and he wants a kid like Teddy

•Draco doting on this little boy who looks so much like him

•Teddy becoming a huge part of Draco’s life and vice versa, all because Draco realized that they look so damn similar and was compelled to be apart of Teddy’s life

adultnapped

isn’t it creepy that from the day you are born you start to die

collectivized-apiary-deactivate

Actually! Fun fact!

If “starting to die” is defined as “cells start dying at a faster rate than they are replaced” then you don’t start dying the day you’re born! You’re still growing and cells are still being replaced pretty quick for about 22 to 25 years!

So 25. THAT’S when you start to die!

:D

chaoticgood-queer

Ask any 25 year old and they will confirm

thatlarachic-blog

This is depressing but it's the truth.

i-was-kaguramutsuki-deactivated

a trigger

gives you flashbacks of traumatic events

sends you into an agonizing panic attack

makes your heart skip beats from sheer terror

it does not

mildly offend you

make you feel uncomfortable

gross you out

make you angry

are we fucking done here

apilagha-vigha

feel like this needs to be brought back

thatlarachic-blog

Just to inform the uninformed.

onthecuspofbeauty

s l y t h e r i n aesthetic

a string of pearls, feet sinking in wet sand, black coffee, skipping stones, the crunch of an apple, dragonfly wings,

thatlarachic-blog

To add: the smell after it rains, the burning of vodka, the taste of mint and the feel of leather.

shcdcwhunter-blog

And people say Drarry isn’t real..

diydrarry

the most canon of all the canon

thatlarachic-blog

Draco and Harry are so together, it's clearly obvious. <3

3afra

trying to be cute

iamhannalashay

Already reblogged but who cares she’s outstandingly gorgeous.

thatlarachic-blog

Oh my, damn you aren't trying to be cute because you're already cute. Save some cuteness for the rest of us. Jokes, but you are so pretty. Like, everything goals.

apitnobaka

guess whos rewatching when harry met sally and deciding that it would be a good idea to make a h/d crossover?

lvnderbrwn-blog

ModernDrarry!AU: Draco and Harry love to hate each other (and stalk each other on social media).

based on this post

Ron after high-fiving Harry: bloody hell, Harry! your hands must be softer than 'Mione's!

Hermione: let me feel!

Hermione: *pets Harry's palm*

Hermione: Harry! you have the softest hands in the whole wizarding world!

Draco pushing through a crowd: I'LL BE THE JUDGE OF THAT!

harry: *pointing at the sky* can you get me the star?

draco : you got me

draco : I'm a superstar

Pansy: Nice shirt, Potter. *Scoffs* Your Mummy buy it for you? Oh wait-

Harry: Actually, Narcissa Malfoy bought it for me. She said Draco picked it out. I actually think it's rather nice, don't you?

Pansy:

draco: (across the great hall) HEEEEY POTTER!!

harry: WHAT?!

draco: IS THAT A WAND IN YOUR POCKET OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME?

harry: I'M HAPPY TO SEE YOU, NOW STOP LOOKING AT ME, I COULD GET LOST IN YOUR EYES FOREVER.

blaise: will you two get a room? when's the wedding anyway?

harry: JUNE TWENTY-THIRD.

draco: JUNE THIRTIETH.

harry: JUNE TWENTY-THIRD, YOU PRAT. I'VE ALREADY BOOK THE BAND.

draco: MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS!

ginny: ugh will you two stop so hermione and i can show you these swatches for the reception favors?

hermione: honestly.

Draco *passing the Golden Trio in the hall and talking to Pansy and Blaise*: Look at Potter with his friends... Golden boy Potter... Chosen one... He's so annoying!

Pansy *rolling her eyes*: Draco you just told us five minutes ago how much you fancy-

Draco: SHHHHH!

...

Harry *looks suspiciously at Draco*: He's up to something... Yep he's always looking at me...

Harry *staring at Draco*: With his sparkling... silver... pretty...

Hermione and Ron: Ummm?

Harry *coughs and blushes*: Er... I mean stupid.... Eyes....

Hermione and Ron: Alright then...

...

Draco: He's staring at me. Am I.... Am I dreaming? He's staring... At ME... Well I AM perfect...

...

Draco and Harry *staring at each other*: ...

...

Draco *whispers*: I love you....

Harry: What was that, Malfoy?

Draco: OLIVE JUICE!

Harry: .... Alright then... Olive juice to you too...

harry: i think i can see the wrong sort for myself thanks

draco: am i not sensitive, clever, well-mannered, considerate,passionate, charming, as kind as i'm handsome and heir to the malfoy fortune?

Hermione: I remember when you used to obsess over him at school. We should have known then, really.

Draco: You had a crush on me a school. That's embarrassing.

Harry: Oh, please. You didn't have a crush on me?

Draco: Course but you're the chosen one. That's just hilariously awkward. Awkwardly hilarious.

Harry: Are you drunk?

Draco: Have you met my husband? He's famous, you know.

Hermione: He's drunk.

Person: your ships say a lot about what you want in a relationship

Me: ummmmmmm

Me: *hides pictures of drarry and wolfstar*

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