Oli

I'm like if Draculaura was he/they, I'm over 18

[redstonedust]

"isekai'd into my favourite book series" story from the perspective of a very confused author who's rereading their draft and finding there's an entire new character they don't remember writing.

[empress-of-dark2005]

[evergreen-femme]

[sawed-on-shotgun]

unfortunate truth of reality is that oftentimes 15 year olds will say/do/believe some stupid bullshit because they are 15 but telling them that they believe that because they are 15 is probably the most counterproductive thing in the entire universe

[fluffysheeple]

christian bad driver: my guardian angel watches over me, I don't need to look before I merge

atheist bad driver: I will rely on my own skill to see myself safely home after a mere 8 drinks

agnostic bad driver: no one knows where all these dents and scratches came from

[thatlittlebunnibun]

My health has been shit but its been getting even worse lately, I hate having to choose between going to the hospital for my own safety or making rent

Of course I'm making rent.

[thememedaddy]

[cxffxx-jxicx]

If I already reblogged this im not sorry, hope this helps 👍

[acidcatbath]

remember that guy that had a single auditory hallucination that told him he had a brain tumor and the exact location and then he went to the doctor and it was fucking right

[penglue]

[sunsetbuddie]

hey so anyone else just, feel thin. sort of stretched. like butter scraped over too much bread. like you need a holiday. a very long holiday. and you don't expect you shall return? or is that just me and bilbo baggins

[eurig-morgan-deactivated2017121]

Baby armadillo plays with his toy

[puppy95]

Are you fucking kidding me

[figpal]

i have never been happier 

[the-frightening-ghoul]

ㅤ

[thatlittlebunnibun]

Um... Wanna watch an armadillo?

[thatlittlebunnibun]

I thought tumblr should know I was going through tongue twisters and my brain went "peter parker picked a peck of pickled peppers" like the newspaper guy from the Tobey McGuire movies, and I knew that was wrong but my brain repeated it as Joe from Family Guy so I thought it was right and then I had to Bing it and I found out I was indeed wrong

[iamoutofideas]

*puts my cigarettes out on you*

[frogmoss1]

*wuickly smokes it all before you can reach me*

[iamoutofideas]

oh a wise guy huh? *rolls up my sleeves* why I oughta…

[frogmoss1]

*wuickly rolls your sleeves back down before you can hit me*

[pegasib]

Do you ever talk to your mutuals?

not really i just post things and hope they fall in love with me

[circusheart]

he-would-be-hot-if-he-was-fat.org

[theconcealedweapon]

[depsidase]

[thatlittlebunnibun]

"Always important, never priority"

[aquilacalvitium]

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

[aquilacalvitium]

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again