I am the Pasta God

Mel / 29/ UK / Bi as fuck

[egberts]

"i ate too many cookies" is truly an ageless problem. an unlearnable lesson.

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[lesbian-moon-gf]

Girl you are an obligate carnivore

[humedetector]

but her appel

[paxamericana]

boss texted me "i appreciate you staying out of the drama in the office"

i literally have no idea what she's talking about

[wrenchinator-central]

Then you’re doing a fantastic job at it.

[killjoys-make-s0me-nois3]

[kotaki]

“Nothing that happens is ever forgotten, even if you can’t remember it.”

[tranthony]

grout white shark

[clowngirrl]

[saturnmortis]

(:3 っ)∋ <- seal

[picatchu]

outfit for when you have an unimaginable amount of misunderstandings every day

[wintersvldierr]

Without even thinking about it, I used to be able to fly. Now I'm trying to look inside myself and find out how I did it.

[ooppo]

A PORN BOT UNFOLLOWED ME?

[ooppo]

not that i care

[ooppo]

[dogpuppy]

[thatnordicguy]

I've failed to read rooms I was alone in

[sioltach]

Your quality of life will increase ten-fold when you learn to appreciate the sight of a little bird

[aslaanjade]

@animangacreators challenge 58 — egg hunt ↳ prompt 3#: make an original creation featuring an animanga character with a flower name🌹( Kinomoto Sakura 🌸)

[lokaror]

i eat your grandads clothes

[flyingsquidzeez]

Macklemoth

[echotunes]

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

[fuck-philip-banks]