Motherfreaking son of a misbegotten whore

[fruitfoul]

[thatmakesalmostnosense]

[neuroticdream]

I think men should get an award for handling women during their period.

[thatmakesalmostnosense]

I would give the award to the man handling having a period...

[thatmakesalmostnosense]

Cricket sounds

Sister: Do you have crickets on your pc??

Me: No.

5 minutes later...

Sister: I bought crickets for my frog today!!!

[realgrumpycat]

[thatmakesalmostnosense]

I saw this and thought it might bring a smile to your eyes...

[realgrumpycat]

[thatmakesalmostnosense]

These, maybe just a little ...

[thatmakesalmostnosense]

Life don't make sense, it's not fair, it doesn't follow logic or obey orders.

Charlie Bennet/ Carlo Bartolucci, Suicide kings.

[thatmakesalmostnosense]

So after standing in line for 10 years and this little kid kept fake-crying, I just wanted to punch the annoying little twerp - just smash my fist right in its face....

[bonitabreezy]

[gutterprince-deactivated2013081]

This is the scariest thing I’ve ever seen in my whole life.

[smokeinthewoods]

I want to cry.

[thatsmisslaratoyou]

This is not fucking ok.

[thatmakesalmostnosense]

My sister works with 11-13 year old kids, she wants to give them some kind of sex-ed or at least answer their questions like: Will a condom brake if you don't masturbate before putting it on? What is menstruation? Can you get pregnant if you give a blow job?

She isn't allowed.

[thatmakesalmostnosense]

Visiting my friend

Her 5 year old son: Will you stay here with us forever?

Me: No *Smiling* . . .

Him: Please??????

Me: No

Him: Then I will just lock you up!

[thatmakesalmostnosense]

So they're doing something with our .... hmmm I actually don't know what it's called and my internet wont cooperate - anywho they are turning off our water and we can't use the toilet the next 4 days..... Guess who just got her period - great timing.

[thatmakesalmostnosense]

I'm a lady with interests.

Jen Kirkman

[thatmakesalmostnosense]

So my sister tried to make fart noises with one hand in the other armpit...

She failed...,

But succeeded spectacular in looking like a hummingbird with one wing.

[tanbetrer88]

Songs that are turning 10 years old in 2015

[thatmakesalmostnosense]

Happy new year! (Also am I the only one happy, this only goes 10 years back??!???!?!?)

[thatmakesalmostnosense]

Enough with the meekness. Bitch up, damn it.

Served cold by Marie Harte.

[thatmakesalmostnosense]

Son, if a good person stands by and does nothing, then they ain't a good person.

Savage stalker by Kathleen Kelly.

[thatmakesalmostnosense]

Why? How many...? Just a couple of days later... ON F...... CHRISTMAS DAY!!!!!!!

[thatmakesalmostnosense]

Bought this ornament...

Can't figure out if it is fantastic or if the world would be a better place without it....