that medicine cat

he/him/his Levi et al I wish for knowledge buzzzzzz......

[thatmedicinecat]

WHAT

[thatmedicinecat]

you know what I absolutely LOVE about tori in heartstopper?

she is definitely autistic, but no one really says anything about it? she is just her. she is tori. and I love it sm.

[thatmedicinecat]

oh soooo lo me eh ohhhhh

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

live laugh love? nah, bite scream growl

[theehorsepusssy]

[alexandria-thornton]

This is like something I would have posted a month ago

[thatmedicinecat]

porn is fine but I draw the line at cursing 🤬

[hymen-restoration-project]

I poop , da ba dee da ba die

[thatmedicinecat]

girls don't poop wtf??!?!

[hymen-restoration-project]

Oh ok, I see. You’re simply sexist.

No, I'm a virgin.

[thatmedicinecat]

women can't be sexist ffs

[thatmedicinecat]

my husband said if I can pay the mortgage then I can get my rocks.

wtf why must he crush my spirit

[thatmedicinecat]

I need my rocks

[thatmedicinecat]

yall am i losing my mind or is p0rn not banned on tumblr?? I just saw literal balls and, shall i just say, muppet holing??!?

[the-muppet-joker]

Grrrrrrrr...I fucking hate the Cis...I'm so mad I'm coming to Get Them. Once I'm done, there will be no Cisgenders left in Kentucky... First Kentucky... THEN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!

[hymen-restoration-project]

Saw something out in the park. It's huge. Way taller than a woman. Weird fucking thing

[consciousgordiacea]

OH, IS THAT YOU? THE CRUSTY WHITE GIRL ON THE BENCH? HI BETHANY!!! I LOVE YOUR VIBE. AS IN I THINK IT'S RANCID. YOU BALANCE OUT THE GOOD IN THE WORLD QUITE HANDILY!

[hymen-restoration-project]

You're a fucking man. Fuck off. Stupid fucking man. You're too fucking BIG. Make yourself smaller. It's unsightly

[scarlet-worms-old]

You may be young and naïve but that does not give you the right to be a fucking bitch

[hymen-restoration-project]

Aww the little baby worm puppet thinks she's sooooo righteous defending a fucking misogynist. Fuck off traitor. Get back in the trenches. Embrace the feminarchy.

[thatmedicinecat]

as a trans man I am groveling at your feet as god intended

[thatmedicinecat]

Service dog speaks english

In my household, we have a joke that my service dog speaks english. like, actually talks it.

this is all because of a day I was out with her, just minding our own business, when a man comes up to us. he tells her she is doing a good job (all right, we get that a lot but sure)

so I, being foolish ofc, say thank you on her behalf.

BUT NO

he says he is not talking to me. he is talking to her.

oh yes, my bad good sir. I am sure she will respond eventually.

[thatmedicinecat]

i wish i were high rn

[thatmedicinecat]

crawling in my skin is it my own skin that is crawling? for really, what is crawling when there is no view of the crawler? is the crawling half empty, or half full?

[thatmedicinecat]

there is something so beautifully cultural about posting to tumblr from your laptop. because here, in this small corner of the universe, it it still 2013.

be blessed my children

[thatmedicinecat]

I really feel like I just need to start from scratch with my face. no amount of moisturizer is going to save me I just need to peel it off and start over.