Hiya

Ashley, 27, California.

[wilwheaton]

[reverseteehee]

[valtsv]

i was dipped in a barrel of toxic slutch when i was born

[valtsv]

[your-angle-of-music]

[ID: A screenshot of four tumblr comments. The first is by @ya-friend-oak and reads “Achilles,” the second is by @quank and reads “baptism,” the third is by @notjeffbezos and reads “Joker,” and the fifth is by @homophobicpalpatine and reads “slutch” End ID.]

[insomniac-arrest]

it’s so bizarre when animated American films are set in a certain location and then only certain characters have the accents of that place. It makes no damn sense!! like

WHY IS SHE MORE FRENCH THAN THE REST OF THEM???

[insomniac-arrest]

WHY ARE THESE GUYS MORE SCOTTISH THAN THE KIDS??

(also, aren’t they Vikings or something?)

[bramblepatch]

To be fair, almost everyone in Ratatouille does have a French accent. The real question is why Linguini and also all the rats sound intensely American

If it was just the rats I’d say it’s because the movie can be interpreted to mean that the rats understand but don’t necessarily speak human languages so the rat dialog isn’t literally taking place the way we see it but that doesn’t explain why Linguini has a rat accent

[pupangelremade-deactivated20211]

LINGUINI HAS A RAT ACCENT 

[kibumkim]

Ever wonder if youre the reason a homophobe exists? Im pretty sure ive made like at least 5 people homophobic

[kibumkim]

Like yall ever think a straight person interacted with u and went

Like as soon as u left

[combinecremator]

cult of no personality. everyone worships you for being boring as hell

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

influencers

[prozac40mg]

minecraft youtubers

[lesyays]

Isekai protagonists

[charlesoberonn]

Finn: *ends the series with no explicit romantic partner*

Adventure Time Fans: I’m gonna give that boy so many boyfriends…

[flowri1983]

thought this was about Star Wars for a hot minute and was like “heh heh yeah we will” 

[charlesoberonn]

[mysdrymmumbles]

[daydrinkbeliever]

Why would you stop this genius system? Just start paying the raccoons and call it a day

[indigobuntings]

Unionize the raccoons.

[hunter-rodrigez]

only a manager would see raccoons trained to take out the trash and think “I must fire the person responsible for this”

[slipknut]

it’s the titematic universe

[littlesolo]

[glumshoe]

I just got a letter from the department of health telling me that I am now eligible for vaccination due to my high risk medical condition

what do they know that I don’t

[chewilly]

Sorry for reblogging a personal post, but some of the comments are destroying me and must be shared.

[glumshoe]

ah yes... my symptoms disease...

[goldxicons]

saved? click like. share with reblog.

credits: sarah (jay).

[thisiswhymomworries]

when u have period cramps but u haven’t actually started yet like ur uterus is legit just humming the fucken Jaws theme song

[howlpendraig]

The assassin you sent after me is part of my found family now

[eye-co]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[why-is-it-always-autumn]

Imagine being famous celebrity Kamilah al Jamil, dying and going to the afterlife, walking into the office of the Architect(s) of your entire afterlife experience, and seeing a framed photo of your long-dead, way less successful sister in said Architect’s office because she and her rando friends reformed the entire afterlife system and are directly responsible for you and everyone else not being tortured by chainsaw bears forever.  How do you even react to that?

[the-sighs-of-sunset]

Kamilah: *wakes up in the afterlife*

Literally everyone: oh wow, aren’t you Tahani’s sister???

[atherys]

this is actually incredibly sweet

[katherynefromphilly]

If you write super long fics I highly recommend doing this!  

You as the author know where the story takes a breath and starts gearing up for the next arc, but the readers don’t.  So leave a little “this is a good place to stop and come back for more later”.

It will also get you 1 of 3 types of comments:

1. (appreciation) thank you so much it’s 4am and i have work

2. (sass) yeah sure right *clicks next chapter*

3. (defiance) YOU CAN’T MAKE ME I’M LIVING MY BEST LIFE LOL LOL LOL

[colorogasm]

Always Remember:

kissing can and will, get boring.

its ok to go to sleep on opposite sides.

forgetting favorites, dates and replies is only human.

you dont have to like, or be friends with all of their friends and vice-versa.

they have a right to spend weekends dedicating to their friends and family. you have the same right.

privacy is still in play.

trying simple things that they like, no matter how much you are sure you will dislike it, is a very small step you can take to show your love to them.

you dont gotta have the same taste in music, food, books etc.

saying i love you, thank you, take care, please and i missed you really helps.

you cant agree with all their life decisions and they cant with yours. keeping an open mind and having an honest and deep discussion about it helps. 

they dont need your permission to do things and neither you need theirs.

the intention and care behind the gift matters. not its price tag. 

dont try and change them. help them become better versions of themselves and get the same help and support and care from them. 

know what matters most and focus on that.