Nothing else makes sense

Who am I if I don't feel like the me from yesterday?

[zombiezinmydreams]

[slutdge]

could you imagine trying to navigate this bar drunk, this is the 9th circle of hell

[voltaspistol]

[hopepunk-humanity]

“Humans are inherently selfish--" Then why do so many cultures value hospitality, to the point of dictating it in their religions? Why is it so common for hosts to offer their visitors their best food, and as much of it as they can? At some point, multiple cultures decided that they knew what it felt like to be alone and vulnerable, and promised each other to never let those who stay with them feel that way. That doesn't sound very "inherently selfish" to me.

[copepods]

they should invent friends whose schedules line up with yours

[terramythos]

'People are panicking about AI tools the same way they did when the calculator was invented, stop worrying' cannot stress enough the calculator did not forcibly pervade every aspect of our lives, has such a low error rate it's a statistical anomaly when it does happen, isn't built on mass plagiarism, and does not obliterate the fucking environment when you use it. Be so fucking serious right now

[wildspringday]

[despazito]

they should hold 4 versions of every olympic event in this order to witness the full breadth of human capabilities:

primary schoolers

random nonathletic adults

olympians

olympians roided and doped up to the max

[justepicstreetwolf]

#5th version olympians who do a completely different sport#i wanna see the weightlifters do table tennis. chuck a bunch of archers in the pool & see what happens. give the gymnasts gun

[thealogie]

There are few celebrities I actually ride for but Rachel Zegler literally get behind me I don’t care if she killed a man

[rouge-the-bat]

"can we normalize-" NO!!!!!! we do not need to expand whats considered normal!!! we need to teach people to stop reacting judgmentally when encountering something new and weird!!!! things dont need to be normal to be respected!!!!!!!!!!

[sandmandaddy69]

[galadrielspeaks]

[dicksizer]

and upon this cock i will build my church

[vikingfunerals]

the commodification of friendship is the most annoying thing to come out of the internet in ages. like actually i love to break this to you but you're supposed to help your friends move even if it's hard work. or stay up with them when they're sad even if you're gonna lose sleep. you're supposed to listen to their fears and sorrows even if it means your own mind takes on a little bit of that weight. that's how you know that you care. they will drive you to the airport and then you will make them soup when they're sick. you're supposed to make small sacrifices for them and they are supposed to do that for you. and there's actually gonna be rough patches for both of you where the balance will be uneven and you will still be friends and it will not be unhealthy and they will not be abusive. life is not meant to be an endless prioritization of our own comfort if it was we would literally never get anywhere ever. jesus.

[catesstrophe-deactivated2021030]

[frogmoss1]

from scotland. don’t get it. LOVE the vibe thoooo. reblog !

[segamascott]

american here! it’s kind of like this 👍

[frogmoss1]

something is in here with me

[lunerabo-deactivated20250206]

“Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today’s version of “seize him” imo

[holdoncallfailed]

she was real as fuck for this honestly

[puppygirllaika]

one of my favourite things when i'm a customer somewhere is getting the "you see this shit?" look from one of the employees about another customer or coworker. Yes, i have been correctly identified as an ally in your struggle, the customer you can trust to go "yeah, what the fuck?" instead of blowing up at you. i am honored to be knighted by the sword of your piercing gaze ma'am. And thank you for my coffee.

[sleepdeprivedsurgeon]

the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole