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Financial Assistance Needed

I know I just made one of these posts, but this is of a different nature than the last one. I’m making this one for my sister’s sake; she doesn’t have paypal or any of the other online funding stuff, so I’m helping her through my own.

She needs $200 to cover an expense she’s past due on. You can donate it to my PayPal. Please, this would really help her out a lot.

jinkies-binx

yo they got estrogen in yzma’s lab

violenceenthusiast

gay sex is holy actually

violenceenthusiast

just wait until you guys hear about trans sex

liquidstar

this is what it feels like straying too far from my circle of mutuals on tumblr dot com

liquidstar

this post has already gotten far enough from my circle of mutuals that people think the girl with the glasses is the one that im sympathizing with in this post

hoshigumayuugi

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A cat in the lap is worth

yugirimistwalker

the world

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The universe

yugirimistwalker

how are you capable of moving in my stopped time

daglout

depsidase

ober-affen-geil

strawtebby

“Fucking Pig.”

“I’m a stripper not a cop.”

“Oh god I’m so sorry, thank you for your contribution to the community, sir.”

vtuber-stims

o-kurwa

mexicangrizzlyappreciation

Story time

A friend of a friend has the superpower of making people realize their trans. Pretty much anyone he's come in contact with has later realized they're trans.

This power is so pronounced that he got into a car accident and a few weeks later the person in the other car came out as trans.

themightylizardking

Power of trans your gender

rowanisrowin

Not a major car accident, just a little gender bender

assdare

everybodylovestitties

eyetosky

THROW OFF THE JANGLY YOKE OF OPPRESSION

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

“WE ARE THE FUTURE RUDOLPH, NOT THEM”

dr-archeville

M: “What’s your name?”

R: “Rudolph.”

M: “What’s your real name, Rudolph?”

R: “… Red-Nose.”

M: “Quite a talent you have there, Red-Nose.”

dr-archeville

miscreant-side-puffs

The only holiday post worth the season

bin-of-gayness

me, watching rudolph and scrolling through tumblr: …

the algorithm standing behind me: send in the rudolph posts

andhumanslovedstories

I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought "why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff," so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It's alright if you can't because apparently I fuckin couldn't either

andhumanslovedstories

Cutting something out of your life because you think you don't need it any more only to realize that it was in fact working as intended and preventing a problem that will return should you stop doing this is a good experiment to run periodically with something small like dandruff shampoo, lest you start to think it would be a good idea to do this with like let's say public health and the social safety net and vaccines

thomrainierskies

I had a liver transplant when I was 14 and like six months later I was chatting with my surgeon and he said “there’s gonna come a time, probably when you’re a teenager, where you’re gonna think, ‘I feel great, why am I still taking all this medication? I haven’t needed it in years.’ and you’re gonna want to stop taking all this medication. Guess what’s gonna happen then? You’re gonna go into rejection and your liver is gonna start failing, and you’re gonna be dying again, and we’re gonna have to find you another liver. So don’t do that.” And I said “why the fuck would anyone do that?” and he said “people are stupid.”

every once in a while when I get annoyed by a pharmacy or don’t wanna get out of bed to do my drugs I think “ugh, this is dumb, why do I do this?” and that conversation slams into me like a truck and I remember that I am, in fact, stupid

a-daks

This happens a TON with mental health medications. It’s why so many bipolar and schizophrenic people go off their meds a lot and it’s very hard to get them back on because a lot of people still hold that “but it didn’t help/do anything” mindset after, especially with a potentially skewed headspace. It’s very easy to start to think maintenance isn’t doing anything. Then people wonder why it “suddenly” starts falling apart when it stops.