Eating fruit is okay
this
That banana is holding her hostage

Kiana Khansmith
noise dept.
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if i look back, i am lost
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we're not kids anymore.
trying on a metaphor
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
taylor price
DEAR READER

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Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

Origami Around

JVL
will byers stan first human second
occasionally subtle

Andulka

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Cosmic Funnies
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@thatmomentwhenfandomscollide
Eating fruit is okay
this
That banana is holding her hostage
The Most Passive Aggressive German Invasion
no guys you don’t understand what this means: when germany wins a football game many germans pass the border honking and with about ten little flags fixed at their car. when germany loses a game many dutch people drive through german towns close to the netherlands with their cars painted with their flag. AND YOU DON’T WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THERE IS A GAME BETWEEN NETHERLANDS AND GERMANY BECAUSE THE PEOPLE LITERALLY DRIVE CRAZY. I KNOW SOME PEOPLE WHO REALLY LEAVE THEIR ROOM AFTER THEIR TEAM MADE A GOAL TO DRIVE TO THE OTHER COUNTRY TO ANNOY THEIR NEIGHBOURING COUNTRY
What the fuck i didnt knew this and i live in germany
u ever just wanna…….suck on his fingers
me at the dentist :/
shut up
This corset is really uncomfortable, so could we all just wrap it up and go home?
Please, Dumbledore, just look behind for once in your fucking life.
Avengers: Infinity War aka The Bachelor: Tony Stark Edition
By popular request, meet the other contestants:
A late contender appears:
And introducing a very special guest judge:
Omg, I would watch the hell out of this!! Also lol @ Bucky’s line, hahahaha!
“In the end, he will kneel.”
::peers over at @teckmonky::
Norwegian prisons are nicer than my apartment.
holy shit dude
I was really shocked by this and dubious, so I decided to read further. There’s a great article about this here: http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-35813470 As it turns out, this is more like a halfway house. Prisoners usually begin their term in a prison more like one we’d typically recognize - bars on the windows, locked in their cells. But the emphasis there is on successful reintegration into society. As their sentence progresses, with good behavior, they can move into a facility more like this, where their freedoms are still restricted, but they can do things like network with people outside of prison, search for employment, cook and clean and look after themselves, and begin making plans for their reintegration into society. As a result, Norway has one of the lowest rates of recidisvism. 20% as opposed to America’s 76%. It seems like a shocking idea to us because of where and how we live, but apparently, Norwegians are addressing the real problem. When you take people who can’t function well in society, and then…help them do that?…they….do. Without the crime-ing.
I love this! Prison should be a place for rehabilitating, not a place to just stuff anyone who has done anything remotely bad and give them hell there.
Tagged by : the great @roza-zali-lina (ages ago, I’ve not been on tumblr in weeks if not months)
Rules: Write the first 10 songs that come up on shuffle with no skipping and quote your favorite lyric ( then tag 10 people! )
Dancing With A Wolf - All Time Low
“There's no love for a liar, no love for a liar“ / “So don't you call my name I will take you down, I'm not your friend, you burned a bridge”
Curtains Close - As It Is
“Looking for an answer, the house lights rise. Wishing for an ending that's not goodbye - we watch the curtains close on all we've known”
Slept - Grayscale
"I'm fighting for sleep as you fight to stay awake.”
Cheap Shots & Setbacks - As It Is
“So forget them, they've forgotten you already. You can't help, can't help but ask yourself : "Is it just me or everybody else?"”
Somewhere In Neverland - All Time Low
“Tell me how you feel over and done with, like your life is a map with no compass to guide...”
Truce - twenty one pilots
"The sun will rise and we will try again.”
Fall Apart - Nervus
“We had a chance, we were given the key. We threw it back, half-dead into the open sea. We lit a match in a forest full of dead wood. But if it's any consolation, I know that I did everything I could.” / “So bury me in apathy. Excuses that you can't believe at all.”
Honeymoon Suite - Creeper
“I feel the expectation in conversation whether it's forever or not. Alive, but dead inside.”
In Bloom - Neck Deep
“And stop calling me out, we're never going to put the pieces back together, if you won't let me get better.”
No Way Out - As It Is
“I began to see myself for who I truly was. Somebody desperate, somebody entirely out of their depth, somebody beyond their abilities to cope.” / "I know that I fucked up; but I want to grow from it.”
Tagging everyone following me that wants to do this. Have fun.
90% of my music taste:
Slightly Questionable Lyrics™
[sees a dog] [gentle gasp]
you would not believe your eyes
if mothman gave you some fries
I like to call my chickens “beasties” or “fat little monster trucks” and other such affectionate terms, but dad seems to take offence whenever I do and always gently refers to them as “the girls,” “the ladies” and sometimes “the dames” when he’s putting them away, like he’s a butler shepherding a group of well-bred country lasses into the parlour for tea
this post evokes such a pleasing mental image that my depression was completely cured for 5 and a half minutes
you might like getting choked but sea turtles don’t so keep your FUCKIN plastic out of the ocean.
can we please stop romance-coding the phrase “in love” that would be great thanks