21st Century Whore

Emily

[segamascott]

[creepish]

would you collect rocks with me. be honest

[sunfl0we3]

This is probably not the way Melfi had imagined the mob life

[amwult]

[werewolff]

The sopranos (1999).

[389]

The Sopranos S01E01

[factsnfunnypics]

I work at a big chain bookstore. Someone at another store found this while tidying up the children’s department.

[thatmoustachetho]

I started this blog when I was 12 and I turn 30 this year. When I started this blog I wanted to be an artist or an author and now I work in finance. I still want to be an artist or an author lol.

[monster2001]

[meatdiaz]

some of you clearly need a break from tumblr. not me though, never me. in fact i need to go deeper

[nikkiitalks]

Grey Wolf taking a roll call and gretting responses from seemingly the entire forest.

Sound on.

[razziecat]

Glorious!

[segamascott]

i want to vaguepost about someone it seems fun

[segamascott]

bitch...

[bintro]

an angel called tinnitus is speaking to me

[enjoloras-deactivated20220821]

Okay so Victorian erotica is literally the most heinous, morally bankrupt, horrific shit I've ever read - but I've read a fair bit, partly from historical interest but also because a while back I helped a friend with a university project she was doing about censorship and pornography in 19th century England.

Anyway I need to share with you all the most hilarious line that has ever been written, circa 1887:

[prokopetz]

I feel like this excerpt is significantly enhanced by knowing that the novel in question is a first-person narrative written from the perspective of an inexplicably sapient flea who lives on Bella's body, and that's why the third priest's penis is described in this way: from the narrator's perspective it literally blots out the sky.

[kingarniestar-deactivated202509]

me when im a flea

[silly-signs]

This is environmental story telling but it feels so much more sinister for some reason

[makingimages]

poker is a hateful game that punishes people who wear their beautiful sensitive heart on their sleeve

[segamascott]

accidentally forgot to lock in for the past 43 months