Kara

Kara ~ She/her ~ 23

[thatonefandomnerd]

Men want us to be skinny and pretty and curvy and all that bullshit... Okay bitch, why aren't you Sebastian Stan??

[thatonefandomnerd]

Dorcas: So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon?

Barty: Ev and I are like chopsticks actually

Pandora: Cute! Does that mean you two fit together perfectly then?

Barty: No. It means if you take Evan away from me all I'm good for is stabbing

Evan: ...

Evan: Barty's the little spoon.

[thatonefandomnerd]

[thatonefandomnerd]

Rest in peace Sirius Black

You would've loved Guilty Pleasure by Chappell Roan

[thatonefandomnerd]

Evan "I don't want any gender" Rosier

Barty "I'll change between all the genders" Crouch

[thatonefandomnerd]

My imagination juices aren't flowing so I will quite literally take any writing requests rn

[starkayezer]

rosekiller as girl dads

[my-castles-crumbling]

"If you knew my dad, you must've known Sirius Black."

"Yes I knew him. Or I thought I did."

That's a funny way to say you've literally been inside him, but go off, king.

[managone16]

Regulus being very, very very drunk part 5: Regulus: The sun is shining from the west!! James, chuckling: No, reg it’s from the East  Regulus: No, it’s West, Potter. *Takes out pocket compass* Regulus: See you are standing in the west! James: So? Regulus, smacking James: So silly, the sun is from the west!! James: *James kisses Regulus* *Regulus starts kissing James back, then all over the face*

[managone16]

A girl trying to flirt with Regulus: Regulus: Sorry, I'm not interested. Girl 1: But- Regulus: Fuck off. *Girl 1, scoffing but walking away* James: That was mean, Reg. Regulus, rolling his eyes: So? Don't you know, Potter? James: Know what? Regulus: I'm not interested in being polite or heterosexual. Regulus: So, please, you can fuck off as well. James: Regulus, shrugging: I said please?

[thatonefandomnerd]

Pandora: Damn it, how do Evan and Barty usually get out of these kind of messes?

Regulus: They don't. They just make a bigger mess which eventually cancels out the first one.

[dorasoracle]

james knows perfectly how regulus wants to be proposed. He annoted things while he was planning that, and James being James just wants to give the perfect moment for Regulus.

Regulus wants to be proposed in France, but not under the Eiffel Tower, but in a private hill among lavender camps because Regulus favorite memory from his childhood is getting lost there with Sirius during a summer where they were like nine and ten.

Regulus wants to be proposed with a gold ring because he wants that ring to stand out and he said that gold remainds him of James ( for the same reasons James wants a silver ring ).

He wants to be proposed alone, without other people because he wants to feel free to show his emotions, to cry and kiss the longer he can James ( he didn't explicitly say that, James added but he knows he is not wrong ).

James knows that Regulus wants to be proposed in the early morning, because he will be the truest part of himself at that hour, still sleepy but not disconnected from the world.

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[pishposhimlost]

I really need something good

[zariverse]

This potato works wtf😭

[arayapendragon]

i believe in this potato 🙏🏼

[iheartdoll]

can’t say i don’t want some luck

[lovecoatedwords-deactivated2026]

wouldn’t mind some luck either

[thatonefandomnerd]

i might as well give it a shot lmfao 😭🤞

[the-l0ser-st4r]

(context: genderfluid Sirius and trans ftm Remus)

Sirius, fem day: There's a spider in our house and I told Remus to kill it and when he asked why I said it's because he's the man of the house. He looked at me and started tearing up and now he's showering me thank yous; and while I would love to have this conversation, the spider is still very much in the house and I still very much have really bad arachnophobia-

[deswhomst]

I am a Potterhead but more in a Regulus Black gives James Potter head kinda way

[thatonefandomnerd]

Barty: Whatcha doing?

Evan:

Barty: Evvvvv, I'm bored, Roseeee

Evan:

Barty: At least tell me what you're writing

Evan: (long sigh as he rubs his temples) You have a stash of cocaine under your bed, Bat, and yet your nose is always in my business

Barty:

Barty: Poetic as fuck, but it wouldn't be my personal literature choice

[dyl-z-deactivated20260203]

Rosekiller are so obsessed with each other.

I’m talking matching tattoos. Clothing with each others faces on them. Celebrating every anniversary (first kiss, first meeting, first date, etc.) Never going anywhere without the other. Outfits that compliment each other. Etc. Etc.

Everyone is sick of them but they’re too busy trying to crawl into each other’s skin to notice