Leader Of Freak Nation™️

Elriel stan, pro inner circle, frequent enjoyer of thirsty thoughts. Legit the most annoying Elriel someone has had to deal with. 🌸 🦇

[thatonefreakyelriel]

Welcome to Freak Nation™️

Hi baddies!!! I'm thatonefreakyelriel, aka Lily, thanks for coming 😏!! I mainly post Elriel stuff, but I'll occasionally thirst my way over to Fourth Wing/Crescent City/whatever I feel like.

My posts also normally skew towards the freaky/thirsty side, hence: freak nation, that onefreakyelriel. They're really not that bad, I just make a lot of jokes that are funny to the voices in my head, and to my other freaksters (I love y'all). I'm not one to police people on the internet (I myself had some Wattpad nights at the age of 12) but please be mindful and careful.

MASTERLIST

ALL MY TAGS:

#highfreakster'sdecrees = my freaky thoughts (most of my thoughts), along with other fandom related stuff

#lilyrambles✨ = more personal stuff/anectedotes

#freaksterwrites = my writing!! I am in no way good at it, but I try my best. If there's anything you want me to attempt, send 'er in!

#ask freakster = answers to my asks!

#freakster reads📚 = updates on whatever I'm reading!

Just to get a few things out of the way, I will I no way tolerate any hate of any kind. You say something rude, you get blocked. If you aren't emotionally mature enough to communicate like an adult, there is no place for you on this blog. Fuck Trump, fuck Ice, free Palestine, I support the LGBTQIA+ people 110% 🫶🏻.

I hope this blog makes you happy!! Any comments, likes, and reblogs are so greatly appreciated. I try my best to reply to everyone!! 💖

[thatonefreakyelriel]

I just know Azriel drops the “my wife/mate” at every available moment.

“Yes my wife is an amazing gardener. Half of the flowers in Velaris are there because of her, my lovely mate”

“…. I just asked you how the weather was”

[thatonefreakyelriel]

Elain calling Azriel’s hands, a major source of trama and insecurity for him, BEAUTIFUL!?!?! And he BLUSHED!?!?

[ems-ramblings]

[thatonefreakyelriel]

My man my man my mannnn

[thatonefreakyelriel]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH I wanted to reread the Elriel bonus chapter and goodness me. He doesn’t give a fuck about her at ALL except maybe as a student.

[thatonefreakyelriel]

Guys I’m so sorry but I don’t think Azriel, the Big Scary Knife Dude™️ with magical fucking shadows that can and will kill anyone and anything, is going to throw away his entire relationship with Elain because she… checks notes… didn’t plant food for her sisters when she had no tools, seeds, or proper soil.

[thatonefreakyelriel]

Guys why would I want to read about a guy who has supposedly fallen in love with his Mega Mate 3000 Redheaded Version™️ and then proceeded to sit his happy ass down and let her compete in a death competition while giving absolutely zero fucks? In fact he actively discouraged his friend from going in there and doing something about it. I’ll pass

[thatonefreakyelriel]

Elriel waltzing and not taking their eyes off each other, just staring… their eyes locked as they effortlessly glide across the floor.

Lucien is in the corner trying to square dance alone

[thatonefreakyelriel]

Something about Elriel being so freaky in the bedroom but at the same time oh so soft. Trailing kisses over bruises… whispered apologies for being “too rough”… sleeping curled up in each other’s arms…

[pegmeelriel]

Elain is a bigger freak in the sheets then Az and you can’t change my mind

[zebra11235]

@thatonefreakyelriel

This is what you've been saying 🤣

[thatonefreakyelriel]

EXACTLYYYYY

freaky girl representation ✊🙂‍↕️

[thatonefreakyelriel]

Guys are the Gwynriels/Eluciens really backtracking and converting to Elriel?? I hope so.

[thatonefreakyelriel]

The funniest part about this whole thing is that Elain obviously doesn’t think about Lucien at all. There isn’t even that whole spicy “I hate you because you’re always on my mind and I can’t stand that” dynamic.

Like when Lulu gives Elain her gifts, something Eluciens treat like the Bible, it’s really no big deal. Fox Toddler shows up, makes Elain uncomfortable, she gets the shitty gift, picks it up, puts it down, and moves the fuck on with her life. Those gifts are never seen again, and Elain is goes to watch water boil until giggleshitter leaves.

In the hallway at solstice, when Elain is so fucking horny she’s ready to do a backflip on that thang (referring to Azriel’s massive cock) Cuck Boy is the last thing on her mind. If Elain is so torn up and obsessed about her Temu Mate, then why didn’t she go find him? Why did she gift Azriel meaningful presents two years in a row, one of which sits on his bedside table and gets stared at every night?

Lucien is so far from Elain’s mind. She has friends, family, and a sexy ass Shadowsinger who would do anything for her in the Night Court. Why the fuck would she be thinking about some random guy? If she was thinking about Lulu, wouldn’t that be subtly sprinkled in? It’s just so meh with absolutely nothing supporting it besides that fuckass “bond”



[thatonefreakyelriel]

☝️ Actually I have a masters degree in Freak so I’m very qualified to say Elain and Azriel will fuck over and over and over again.

[thatonefreakyelriel]

Genuinely Gwynriel has nothing. Elucien is shitty too but at least they have the whole Sarah’s a fated mates author crutch. Gwynriel has:

1. Several out of context quotes that mean nothing.

2. A necklace that was created and picked out for someone else, and then given to Clotho to regift.

3. Some bullshit pelvis thing.

4. A redhead(?)

5. Evil fuckboy Azriel but only in relation to Elain.

6. A hypothetical important secret heritage.

7. Stuff stolen from Elriels.

[thatonefreakyelriel]

MY LOVE WHERE ART THOU???— I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONE OH MY GOSH

I KNOWW POOKS IM SORRY!!! I’ve been travelling for saurrrrr long (I’m in Canada right now!!) and I’ve just be so tired with no motivation or inspiration!! I’m here though!! I see everything!

[thatonefreakyelriel]

I feel like Eluciens have mixed up Elain x Lucien with some bullshit self-insert messy bun converse wearing tomboy but still weighs 2 pounds soaking wet y/n mafia boss Harry Styles sold to big dick daddy gazillionaire fan fiction.

No, Elain is not going to be a boring lil housewife in the spring court for Lucien while she pumps out 29484894 babies because that’s all her widdle womb can do.I know YOU want to all that, but please stop projecting onto poor Elain.

No, Lucien is not this big strong noble High King in the making. He catches fish. Sometimes. He’s not winning a Blood Duel, he’s not regency core, and he doesn’t really care about Elain. I know YOU want him to be/do those things, but it’s not happening.

[thatonefreakyelriel]

ACOTAR Phone AU: #1 Chaperone (?)

For the anon that sent in: "Love your ic chats lol 😆😆 how abt one on just how shit azriel was in chaperoning nessian at the how >_<" I have three things to say. 1: Thank you so much! 🥹 2: Here you go!! I decided to make it a collection of text convos between Azriel and Cassian. Cassian is the one texting, teeny tiny Elriel mentions as always. At the end, there is one tiny convo between Azriel and Rhysand. Azriel is the one texting. My requests are open!!

Highfreakster's decree of the day:

I KNOW THE BOTTOM OF THE SCREENSHOTS TALK ABOUT AI!! THERE IS AN AI FEATURE YOU CAN USE TO MAKE CHARACTERS TALK TO YOU, I DO NOT USE IT, BUT I CANNOT GET RID OF THE DISCLAIMER. ALL THE TEXTS ARE MINE I PROMISE!!