Daily Internet Doge

Outdated jokes since 2014.

[operattack]

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

her health bar is enormous

[just-shower-thoughts]

Nuclear war is like bringing a hand grenade to a knife fight, on an elevator.

[suppermariobroth]

Unused model found in the data of Super Mario Galaxy, named “PenguinGoodsHat” internally. It consists of a penguin lifting the top of a hat. Unfortunately, no animations or code are attached to the model, which means that its purpose remains unknown. Main Blog | Twitter | Patreon | Store | Small Findings | Source

[hrefnatheravenqueen]

FUCKING THIS POST ITSELF IS FLAGGED, I’M DYING! @staff YOUR BS IS KILLING ITSELF!!!!

[playtokens]

[tinybed]

bastard

[ewfadsasddsdasd-deactivated2018]

he’s just a baby please

[tinybed]

baby bastard more like

[hoziersgirlfiend]

its he..

[tinybed]

more bastardous than ever….

[pochowek]

On the early morning of december 17th im going to post the peanut butter baby, an image rich in skin tone pixels, like 50 times in a row, and get banned

[pochowek]

They dont like it already

[fireballat5thlevel-deactivated2]

please may i have some coochie

[fireballat5thlevel-deactivated2]

[soniclovemail]

i spent a whole ass hour on this

[anoudkhaled]

[bakufundoshi]

honestly this is so much nicer than red

[h0ld-back-the-night-deactivated]

this is coca-cola i can feel calm drinking. no bright screaming red. no anger. no hatred. just a nice sky blue. this is a soda i can feel relaxed with.

[cynicalhippie]

Is everyone on this site a fucking bull?

[micolithe]

y'all know about pepsi right

[pdlcomics]

Ants!

[shadowjen]

[just-shower-thoughts]

The real moral of The Tortoise and the Hare isn’t “slow and steady wins the race” it’s “Don’t slow down. Not even if you’re winning.”

[clear-dapple-dualies]

[ocfos]

never forget

[just-shower-thoughts]

The first people who dug up a dinosaur fossil were probably like “what the fucckkkk what the fuckkk”

[hobermen-deactivated20200320]

Curiosity

[rockodile-deactivated20181110]

I MISS MIIVERSE :( children are super funny

[piratekingcon]

god i miss this

[whitepeopletwitter]