We Just Vibing Here

This page was made because A.) why not, And B.) I wanted a place to vibe and talk about my anime husband Pronouns: she/her

[thatonehawkssimp]

Welcome to the crackhead centeral, I take headcannon request, we gone talk all about your anime husband or wife feel free to what ever

[thatonehawkssimp]

Bro it’s been 5 years…I’m in college rn I made this page in middle school OMG

[thatonehawkssimp]

The way I rose from the dead and had the urge to get on tumblr after 3 YEARS is amazing,

So uh yeah

Im back?

[thatonehawkssimp]

I decided to rewatch the battle of L’manburg on the DreamSMP and just noticed it was streamed on January 6th....,

Why is that date important? well that happened on January 6th in the US in 2021?

Bruh what-

I cannot make this shit up it was Technoblades POV Tho so idk about anyone else with time zone differences and what not but what the actual fuck??

[thatonehawkssimp]

Child I’m done I just found a DreamNotFound Fanficton on WEBTOON 😂💀

[thatonehawkssimp]

“Which one?” WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHICH ONE THERES MORE THAN ONE OF THESE FUCKERS??????

[thatonehawkssimp]

Child I’m done I just found a DreamNotFound Fanficton on WEBTOON 😂💀

[paulfrankjuliusthemonkey]

[thatonehawkssimp]

We’ve been trying to reach you about your gays extended warranty-

[thatonehawkssimp]

Shower thoughts, with me

50 shades of gray is just a Wattpad twilight fan fiction that got published because the creator had connections. They story was just plain bad and anyone can fight me over this.

I mean really I’ve seen freaking crackships written better than this because is horrible at pacing, the character motivations is hot garbage and, they characters had about as much depth as a half deflated kiddy pool.

Thank you for coming to my tedtalk

Here man, cinemasins explains it better than me

[lostinpubwe-deactivated20220705]

[thatonehawkssimp]

Flashback to the time I was on the bus and this girl wouldn’t stop looking all in my phone and laptop(yes I had that on the bus I needed it for school) so when I told her to stop she got mad and looked harder

I was about 3 seconds away from putting on The Hub and putting that shit on full blast and blaming it on her-

[bpd-dylan-hall-deactivated20190]

like a year ago I saw a trailer for Some Fucking Romcom where I thought for the first thirty seconds the plot was “bride asks her gay brother and his boyfriend to get heterosexual dates for her wedding”

turns out the plot actually was “bride asks her two Commitmentphobic ™ brothers to get dates for her wedding” which, lame

I like my idea, where two gay dudes and two lesbians have to pretend to be straight for an entire weekend 

“I can definitely pretend to be straight,” Lesbian One says, “I successfully pretended to be a straight man for twenty years.”

“No,” her girlfriend Lesbian Two says, “no you definitely didn’t.”

Lesbian Two, who is butch, discovers an eyelash curler. “What is this, a torture device?”

Gay Guy One hooks up with the DJ, the wedding planner, three caterers and the best man. Shenanigans happen as he narrowly avoids getting caught by the bride.

Gay Guy Two, of course, finds himself falling hopelessly in love with the groom.

At the climax of the movie Gay Guy One falls out of the closet where he’s making out with his latest conquest, the florist. The bride screams, eyeliner smearing from tears, about how he’s RUINING HER WEDDING and she didn’t choose to have a brother who was QUEER and why didn’t he ever think about HER and why couldn’t he just pretend to be NORMAL for her SPECIAL DAY–

the groom is like “honey, I’m bi”

the bride says “no, you’re not! you’re marrying me! you’re straight now!”

and then the wedding is called off and Gay Guy Two and the groom live happily ever after. the after-credits scene is Lesbian Two suspiciously poking her eyelids with an eyelash curler

[redshiftsinger]

Please write this movie.

[audiaphilios]

Play It Straight (2019)

[camehereforfriends]

IT’S TIME TO BRING THIS GEM BACK TO LIGHT

[smol-gay-werewolf]

I…i…I’m gonna write a fanfic. Based on this…someone stop me

[hoardofhyperfixations]

Do it. Tag me.

[xvynth]

someone make it an actual thing someonemakeitanactualthing

[no-gender-only-rage]

My Calling

Only… I.. I kinda wanna write it in a series.

Book 1: Play it Straight

Book 2: Bi the Way

Book 3: My Cis-ter’s Keeper

[xvynth]

Book 4: I’m Acing it

Book 5: How to be Poly-glamorous

Book 6: Don’t You Just Love Pan-demonium?

[xvynth]

yknow what im tagging some ppl i think would appreciate these titles bc for once im actually proud of my stuff

@fangirltothefullest @thelogicalloganipus @sympathetic-deceit-trash @dailypattondoodle @thatsthat24 @thejoanglebook @tallykat3 @randomslasher @sanders-sides-thuri @altruistic-skittles @izzyfandoms @ironwoman359 @what-even-is-thiss @whatwashernameagain @em-be-lievable @fanartfunart @justisaisfine @katatles-the-fish @softestvirgil @canadian-crofters @kaioanxiety @not-so-innocent-bi-sander @quillfics42 @ultimate-queen-of-fandoms2 @galaxy-lilies @bestestwaffle @panic-boy-21 @lemon-geesus @emo-sanders-sides-loving-unicorn @thelowlysatsuma (tbh im just tagging whoever pops into my mind skfhskf)

[thelowlysatsuma]

@moltengoldenstardust oh my gOODNESS I’M SO HAPPY YOU TAGGED ME – THIS IS A M A Z I NG AAAAAAAA

[ebonyheartnet]

GIVE US THE THING PLZ

[fictionalizedreality]

PLAYING IT STRAIGHT

[ebonyheartnet]

I appreciate your enthusiasm yelling about the pun.

[tarantula-veins-deactivated2023]

I’m definitely writing this

New trope 2k19

[therubyjailcell]

I still love this and still wanna read that

[thatonehawkssimp]

@potatochipship thoughts?

[thatonehawkssimp]

@potatochipship plzzzz said I was sorry

[thatonehawkssimp]

I woke up and saw some stuff on the ground and though “oh it’s just some trash” then I look closer and see they are frEAKING SPIDER EGG SACKS AHHHHHHH-

[thatonehawkssimp]

My mom was strolling through facebook and. Saw a post saying the third child is always f’ed up in the head. So here and my sister both looked at me and I just laughed...

They don’t know that I’m blogging on tumblr at 3 am-

[thatonehawkssimp]

My teacher: The quicker you all help me read the quicker y’all can leave

The whole class: I WANNA READ LET ME READ-

[thatonehawkssimp]

You know it was gonna take even longer to produce the COVID-19 vaccine but they probably had a weeb in there who wanted their anime to go back into production. If I was a scientist I would Ngl-

[thatonehawkssimp]

I’ve done a lot of stupid stuff but going outside with snow and 19 degree weather has taking the cake of stupid stuff