The children of vegas gold

A shit ton of memes. Ocassional hot guy. 19, UK. Enjoy.

[burningvelvet]

a twitter thread that actually killed me

[musings-of-a-monster]

Before COVID shut the library down, I was helping a little boy and his mom find books.

“What do you like to read about?” I asked. “Dinosaurs!” This is common request, but can mean different things, “Okay. Do you want a story about dinosaurs, or facts about dinosaurs?” “Facts.” I took him to the dinosaur section (567.9) of the juvenile nonfiction. He picked out a couple books, and I asked him if there was anything else he was looking for. “Do you have anything on DNA?” I had to think about that for a second. “I think so…but I’ll have to look it up.” The boy beamed, “I want to find out how DNA works, so I can bring them back!” “We just saw Jurassic Park,” his mom explained with a smile that did not waver when she added, “We didn’t learn anything.”

[certifiedlibraryposts]

Certified Library Post

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[catchymemes]

[blubbed]

baby dyke in seventh grade attends a dance 🕺

alt title: thanks, ivan!

[prideprejudce]

i’m crying idk what’s funnier the video or the comments

[memewhore]

[thefrozennhorizon-deactivated20]

Me when I see ankles on tumblr after December 17th

[tittytron]

do you ever wanna listen to music but every song is just not the right song

[jawnbaeyega]

FYI: Indifference to racism is racism.

[arcticmonkies-deactivated201407]

*says i dont care* *actually does tho*

[dpdgrantaire]

does anyone else ever have a meltdown in one chat window and a totally normal conversation in another

[iwilltrytobereasonable]

It’s nice that modern technology allows compartmentalization to become so very literal.

[tardisesandtitans]

YES

[disgoth-deactivated20180319]

advanced level is when youre having a normal conversation in one app and a breakdown in another and both convos are with the same person

[pryce-chani]

I wanna be someone’s favorite person to talk to

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Snoop has done so much weed he’s on a higher plane of understanding.

[kidlazer]

he went from pothead to philosopher, the world needs him 

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

Lmaooo

[hashtagloveloses]

stranger things season 2 proved steve must die early because how could jean ralphio turn out so fucked up if his father, Teen Dad King of Babysitters Steve, had been alive

[advisortotheadvisor]

Hopper: I’m going to Taco Bell, y'all want anything?

Joyce: My son back

Hopper: Yea, I’ve got like twelve dollars

[hotbisexual]

“not all men”

you’re right, steve harrington, overprotective and loving father of 4, would never do this to me.