first rule of storing tupperware is have fun and be yourself. second suggestion is slam the cabinet door quickly and don’t worry ‘bout it.
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we're not kids anymore.
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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@crabsnthings
first rule of storing tupperware is have fun and be yourself. second suggestion is slam the cabinet door quickly and don’t worry ‘bout it.
Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made
Hi this currently has 37 thousand notes and I just want to ask - why?
Big Things Are Coming
💷🥄🥔 BIG THINGS ARE COMING🥔🥄💷
✨ Abundance Spell✨
Wealth, weal, and plentiful spoons are coming to me 👏
✨💰🪙🥄🥔💰🌟💰🥄🥔🪙 💰✨
Like to charge Reblog to cast
I won $250 on the lottery one number away from 50k let's get it ladies
reblog and good luck will come to you but only if you're lgbt+
hey guys the AC just started working again this is the only real good luck post
Bringing this back i need to manifest some good luck
Fibonacci: Hmm... I sure wish there was a way to mathematically represent an empty quantity.
The simple yet useful Arabic numeral:
vaginal discharge is when your pussy so bad they kick you out of the military or what ever
this post coulda been one of my big hitters i think the shadow media is holding it back for woke reasons
"women are always like—"
"men are always like—"
shut up shut up shut up shut up shutupshutupshutupsHUT UP 🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄 gender essentialism-hating herd of cows running you over
sorry I’m not leaving this in the tags
@matzahball
For a second I didn’t realize it meant “high” as in a stoner--I thought “High Geologist” was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones
great poast every one👍
I have drawn him.... The High Geologist
Can’t believe he’s ace
He is now And here’s the photo evidence:
hey guys...https://twitter.com/MatthewLillard/status/1322648148364324864 so does this make it canon?
the high geologist has ascended
every time i see this post it gets.... better? but also weirder.
I always gotta reblog the High Geologist once in a while.
I love this too much.
Another day of being a sweetiepie. Just clocked in
Sick of this shit it’s time to be a rotted cunt
katy perry's gonna die in space soon and with the state of the world it won't even make the news.. one final flop
Winnie the Pooh illustration by E.H. Shepard
Stop saying “there are plenty of fish in the sea”. I’ve got my eye on one specific, emotionally distant salmon with commitment issues
I'm personally after the white whale that took my leg
Someone hit me with their car and I got isekai'd to a world that's really similar to my old one except in this one my collarbone is mysteriously broken
The highest quality lieblingsfach you’ve ever seen
I also think that all the "um okay knives out & glass onion were good. Wrap it up now" posts are so funny. You're tripping if you think there's not going to be at least five Benoit Blanc films lol
What part of "the detective franchise is back babey" did you not get. There were 14 Poirot films and that's not counting the show which was a standard season for most of its run. 69 Columbo episodes. Like it or hate it you are going to be seeing Benoit Blanc until the day he stops making money and then some.
He hasn't even been on a train yet for fucks sake
HE HASN'T EVEN BEEN ON A TRAIN YET!!!!