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#france in shambles. automation truly comes for us all.
Think I annoyed a senator in person today by not recognizing her and treating her like a normal customer. She came in with one of those smiles that don't reach your eyes (Hilary Clintonesque) wanting a fishing tag so I scanned her license and rang it up, all the while she's muttering to her aide something along the line of "is my name not on the license, doesn't he know?" She left the store very snippy and with a visible sneer.
As an aside I found it really strange she only had one aide with her and no security, with her being probably the second most hated person in the state behind the governor
The older I get the more I enjoy potato salad
I can see why that Mac and chees would blow any others out of the water. This seems like a way to become the designated Mac and cheese person at thanksgiving and church potlucks.
Transcript of recipe (not transcript of video audio):
Ingredients:
1 lb cavatappi pasta
1 lb shredded mozzarella
1 lb shredded Colby jack
1/2 lb sharp cheddar
3 Tb butter
3 Tb flour
1 can evap milk
2 cups heavy cream
1 Tb Dijon mustard
(spices not in specified amounts so I'm guessing here)
2 Tb salt
1 Tb ground pepper
2 Tb garlic onion powder
1 Tb smoked paprika
Instructions:
Boil pasta and drain, set aside
Shred cheese by hand, mix in large bowl
Preset oven to 350°
Melt butter in pan, add half of spice mix, stir
Add flour to pan, stir until it smells nutty
Add evap milk and whisk vigorously u til lumps are gone and roux is thickened
Add heavy cream and mix, add rest of spices
Stir in mustard and start adding cheese, one handful at a time
Once half of the cheese is mixed in, add drained pasta and stir
Add layer of pasta to baking dish, layer of shredded cheese, another of pasta, another of cheese
Bake at 350° for 30-45 mins until golden crust (can broil for 2-5 mins at end)
Sprinkle chives on top
George Lucas predicted this in THX 1138
Accidentally deleted my KCD2 save 60 hours in and steam didn't have cloud backups😭
A conflict with an alien species would be so beautiful. Imagine a war against an opponent who deserves no mercy, where every level of violence is justified. It would be humanity doing what it does best, completely unfettered, unified behind a single point.
I mister cause she got handy with my codsworth
she preston my garvey so good I didn't last a minute, man
I got lucky and she let me hit critically
the way I buffed out her mentats drove her psycho
super mutant behemoth
Got her writing news stories on how I Piper Wright
YOU MEAN FUCKING VISUAL KEI
I actually went ahead to look up "angelpunk" and found the promotion of the video on r/evangelion and the only 4 comments on it are from this single guy that ruthlessly rips into how poorly researched this video is in scathing, heavily worded criticism (I couldn't even fit it into a single screenshot and they definitely couldn't fit it into a single comment)
Absolutely magnificent critique it's like watching a leopard annihilate a rotisserie chicken.
Another bullshit shift with the Z-Team
everybody loves the gif but I feel like this moment can only truly be enjoyed with the audio so here
This is my reaction to the new UI.
Last time i was in baltimore i stepped on a pregnant rat
addicted to lying
Its name was your name actualy
Still feels weird that the same band made "You're Gonna Go Far, Kid" and "Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
It's like if Smash Mouth and Fall Out Boy were one band.
The Offspring are honestly a contender for the funniest punk band ever, made even funnier by the fact that Dexter Holland is pushing 60 now and has a PhD in virology.
Like imagine being on an academic committee and reviewing a dissertation on HIV protein-encoding genomes and it's from a guy with frosted tips whose greatest legacy is the Crazy Taxi soundtrack.
That's the Offspring.
The hook from "Come Out And Play" was created because Dexter Holland was doing lab work and did, in fact, have to keep certain petri dishes separated while disinfecting them. So he kept saying "gotta keep 'em separated" to himself while working, and it stuck in his head so badly that it made it into the song.
A role model for all of us indecisive people who want to do and try anything and everything.
I know this nigga a werewolf
Love is blooming in my notes
Show idea: magical girl group but each girl is based on one of the seven heavenly virtues
ok so turns out this already exists and it was written in the fifth century AD
they have their own weapons and everything