[porterr-robinson]

[shencomix]

We go forward.

[hold-a-lover-close-blog-deactiv]

This is too deep to comprehend.

[haleepls]

Stop it

[alltheselittlevoices]

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE FUNNY

[hello-nice-to-misha]

:(((((

[lulz-time]

When you cuss in class and the teacher hears you

They give you that look:

The Students In The Class:

Your Teacher: What did you just say? you:

[unclefather]

[willcub-deactivated20180521]

This is it.  This meme has been perfected.  

[did-you-know]

After the Battle of Shiloh in 1862, many Civil War soldiers’ lives were saved by a phenomenon called ‘Angel’s Glow.’ The soldiers, who lay in the mud for two rainy days, had wounds that began to glow in the dark and heal unusually fast. In 2001, 2 teens won an international science fair by discovering the soldiers had been so cold that their bodies created the perfect conditions for growing a bioluminescent bacteria, which ultimately destroyed the bad bacteria that could’ve killed them. Source Source 2 Source 3

[finnglas]

wtf life is cool

[fetus-cakes]

that’s so incredibly specific, what luck!

[glumshoe]

Another fun thing: the bacterial that causes this, P. luminescens, lives inside parasitic nematodes and releases a toxin that kills the host caterpillars. The gene that creates this toxin is called “makes caterpillars floppy”. That’s it. That’s its official name. 

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[locktobre]

‘why are you sitting in the dark’ excuse you I’ve been sitting here all day and it got dark around me I did not choose this

[memehumor]

[90sdefect]

This fucked me up

[spudsexuall]

My boyfriend talks in his sleep and because he’s bilingual, he says some hilarious/weird/sometimes creepy shit. I ask him every morning if he remembers saying this stuff and he has no idea about any of it. 

Here are some of my favorites:

-”Babe, can you please turn down the brightness of your skin” -After stealing all of the blankets: “This is my right as a human” -After I take the blankets back: “I don’t want your freedom, America. Just blanket” -Sometimes he just says “Hello?” as if he’s answering a phone call -One night he just said “Cabbage” which is weird because he doesn’t know the english word for that when he’s awake.  -After spooning me: “You have a nice butt” -”Who is that in the corner?” (terrifying) -”Watch out for the red lady” (even more terrifying) -Sometimes he will say things in German and it sounds like he’s speaking Parseltongue -One time I actually think he said something in Parseltongue -One time he talked about buying a ticket to “everywhere” and then just said “hello?” after two minutes of silence -And my all time favorite: ”This is MY yogurt, Satan”

[shortvideosandstuff]

X

[psychara-deactivated20190811]

THIS IS THE BEST COMMERCIAL EVER

[satan-is-salmon-deactivated2017]

I’ve reblogged this so many times because I truly think every parent should involve themselves with what their child enjoys. 

[dance-hall-dyke-deactivated2019]

Not to mention this is an act of solidarity. He’s saying “even if the entire world is against you, I’m on your side.” Which I think is important for a kid to know. He’s refusing to be a bully to his child, even if he doesn’t understand.

[desertcryptid]

I work at Hot Topic and we had a white suburban dad in who was buying matching heavy metal/screamo band shirts for him and his teenage daughter and said “To be honest, I think this stuff sounds like garbage, but she likes it so we listen to it together and we’re going to the concert for Christmas.” And it was just really heartwarming to see him so involved in his child’s life and validating her interests.

[thebootydiaries]

[octopussoir-]

[death-by-lulz]

me in 90% of situations

[wetheurban]

The Alvin Ailey American Dance Theater by Andrew Eccles

A look at acclaimed photographer Andrew Eccles’ impressive body of work with The Alvin Ailey American Dance Theater; one of the most powerful dance companies in the world. 

His classically composed, technically flawless style showcases the majesty of the human body in all its glory, capturing the dancers in performance, behind-the-scenes, and in stunning portraits.

Instagram.com/wetheurban

[azurelakes1-deactivated20180407]

 #When you’re spider man but there is no building in sight.

[stydiaislove]

[fuckyeahrupaulsdragrace]

[the-absolute-best-gifs]

BOOM

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[zaranephthys]

This is actually kinda creepy like y'all is cousins

[nonchalantrebellion]

Wow everybody got a twin

[chleopatraapaige]

We all are technically 12th cousins so

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Okay but some of these people could make some serious scammer money