Cris's Personal Blog

or whatever

[autctopus]

catch me absorbing speech patterns and mannerisms like fuckin kirby

[tenya]

funniest shit ever is bath and body works having beef with build a bear workshop since they both have the same initials (babw), which causes shipments to occasionally be delivered to the wrong store

[tenya]

*bath and body works employee voice* well this sure as shit ain’t soap

[spooky-catboy-angel]

*build a bear workshop employee voice* this is fucking soap

[scope-dogg]

[mr-soft-banned]

valid target for home invasions

[roblox-oldhead-deactivated20210]

mark of the beast

[navigaero]

[amygdalae]

genuinely terrifying how adhd will have you be fully aware of the responsibilities you’re neglecting and yet its like you’re being piloted by a super chill hedonistic demon who can’t hear you/doesnt care

[transfemininomenon]

i don't know what carly rae means when she says she didn't just come here to dance

[transfemininomenon]

"i didn't just come here to dance," carly rae says, unsheathing her sword

[transfemininomenon]

[foulserpent]

im at the soup convention and many strong and beautiful women are talking about how delicious and nutrient rich my broth is and they didnt even mention you

[plasmalogical]

this is my fucking worst nightmare

[loumandliker]

cats are like. i am very small and have cute little triangle ears. also locking me out of the bathroom is a hate crime

[birdofprey1234]

The first pride was a riot, more specifically a riot against police violence. Trans women like Miss Major and other people of colour paved the way for the celebration of pride today. You cannot celebrate your pride this month, or any month if you aren’t also supporting Black Lives Matter and the riots going on against police violence right now. Us white LGBTQ+ need to stand up for our black siblings and their rights, their struggles. We need to amplify their voices and show any support we can. (Edited to add links and make the image clearer)

Extensive BLM Google doc including places to donate to, education resources, etc

List of 75 things white people can do right now

Simple way to donate to the cause if you have no money to

[7amaspayrollmanager]

Israel is very much a settler colonial state.

Let me make it simple for you. Many israelis today live in Palestinian houses. The Palestinian families in question either fled or were forcibly evicted in 1948. And this isnt hundreds of years ago the people who currently live in them are just the grand children at most great grand children of those that stole the home from a Palestinian family

Doesnt this make you sick to your stomach??? Yes the people outside the gate were forced to leave their home, this home, in 1948. Do you see how old the stones of this house are in this picture? Do you think that was built in 1948?

"They lost the war. They chose to leave their homes"

Oh so the Palestinians being forced out of their homes today are choosing to be homeless too:

"I watched them evict our neighbours," says 55-year-old Khadija, the wife of Mohammad's brother. "It was horrific. They raided their homes while they were sleeping and kicked them out."

Heres a freaking video of israelis "moving" into a Palestinian home

And this shit is going to escalate in july

Please reblog because this is terrifying and could easily happen to my family living in Jerusalem where its a hotbed for Israeli settlers literally just taking your home

[ricepisspee]

im gonna start a band specifically to start a romance within it that then ruins the band

[teething-possum]

Why

[ricepisspee]

feel like im hot enough to pull it off

[asdfghjkl-crossing]

[exgynocraticgrrl-archive-deacti]

Malcolm X: Our History Was Destroyed By Slavery

on March 17, 1963 in Chicago.

[literatenonsense]

see how little we get taught about history - I never had any idea why Malcolm X used the ‘X’. 

[rifa]

How come I didn’t know this

Also that crusty old white man called the named ‘gifted’. Jesus.

[lichpire]

the more i think about mcu spider-man the more i don’t like mcu spider-man

[lichpire]

like mcu twink peter will never have the depth of our friendly neighborhood spider-man. literally any time they try and make spider-man super cool with access to a ton of sick tech and everything i start to really lose interest. the appeal of spider-man to me is that he’s like just some guy who happens to have super powers. like you could just hang out with this dude. the “bigger” they make him the more he loses that.

[lichpire]

actually i’m gonna elaborate on this further because spider-verse did this but they did it well and with purpose.

the peter from miles’ dimension was super over the top, kinda larger than life. as pointed out by peter b. several times. however unlike other times they’ve done this it wasn’t just to try and make spider-man look cool, it was all a part of miles’ narrative. miles was given huge shoes to fill and they used this as a tool to portray how small miles felt compared to peter.

but the difference between miles and mcu peter is that miles didn’t need any of that to become the spider-man he is today. one of his main role models in the film is peter b. who’s broke and off his game, but still manages to do amazing things.

that’s the appeal of spider-man. is that anyone can make a difference, no matter where you’re at in your life you can still be incredible.

[anneuhken-deactivated20200828]

my kid has started to write stories and like, no lies, they’re funny as fuck

[anneuhken-deactivated20200828]

actual dialogue:

“to your battle stations, boys! it’s time to line up and see who’s tall enough for the roller coaster to hell!! some of us may not survive this, but the ones that do will get the ultimate reward.... paid.”

[anneuhken-deactivated20200828]

“here’s a penny for your thoughts, and a quarter to not tell me them”

B A B E

[catchymemes]

[mananabuffins]

aight im drunk im 22 im cis im 99% sure this is a trans guy meme but,,, i experiuence this too dont worry this is a male experience i love u all ur wonderful and strong

[mananabuffins]

I meant to add captuons like ur calid and all thar shit vut i hit the wronfg button oops

[incorrectzukka]

Toph: if I die, it's going to be the biggest fucking party and you're all invited

Aang: if?!

Sokka: great, the only party I've ever been invited to and she might not even die

[shencomix]