I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow

Chey. 30. She/Her. Chaotic Shakespearean Bi. Choose joy.

[spazzsoph]

happy pride month :]

[dramakoala]

[bashcrandicoot]

Based on a true story

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

drake?

[hazeleyedcat]

josh?

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

where’s the body of christ?

[wyrddog]

[ashandthebees]

What happens when you mix a cowboy and someone so pretty they forget how to function?

yeah yeah yeah it's a reference to calamity jane, we all have seen it

[kawareo]

Tumblr is like our elderly dog and when she makes an especially scary cough we apparently think "oh god it's the big one"

[kawareo]

Grief is a spectrum as you can see

[kawareo]

Our shit dog is alive and we love her

[theinternetarchive]

System wallpapers from Windows XP's RTM, Build 2600; Microsoft Co., August 24, 2001.

[scaredysap]

happy Ides of March, everyone!

[spectraling]

Return to Edoras

[spectraling]

Dear fellow traveler underneath the moon

[hearteyes-wheeler]

Rest in peace ❌ Rest in pieces ✅

[jediplinth]

You can only post this once a year

[street-of-mercy]

Opening Tumblr on March 15th

[rave-lord-nito]

Julius Ceasar has been dead for 2064 slutty, slutty years

[rave-lord-nito]

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2065 slutty, slutty years

[rave-lord-nito]

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2066 slutty, slutty years

[rave-lord-nito]

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2067 slutty, slutty years

[rave-lord-nito]

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2068 slutty, slutty years

[rave-lord-nito]

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2069 (nice) slutty, slutty years

[a-tian]

[i-still-am-distantstarlight]

The Ides of March, coming soon to a coliseum near you. Knives not included.

[mageless]

🔪🔪🔪

Free knives!!! Take one on your way down the dash!

[aridante]

Mahmoud Darwish (trans. Mohammad Shaheen), Like a Hand Tattoo in an Ode by an Ancient Arab Poet

[phantomrose96]

“Tumblr age verification will not be needed,” tumblr staff states upon confirming every single blog on the site is more than 10 years old.

“If you were literate enough to be posting about Johnlock in 2015 we can kind of just assume you’re good,” staff elaborated even though we did not ask them to.