galactic gumshoe

emily, 31, she/her/hers. i love word puzzles, corny jokes, and crying about works of fiction! one time (okay, two times) i was on jeopardy. formerly luftnarp and stopecclestonneglect.

[porcelain-dollbones]

snakes really make you appreciate how gross mammals really are. squamates are very dry and clean

[porcelain-dollbones]

a bird is a kind of reptile that has learned to be yucky.

[bewbin]

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

[2006-honda-civic]

can i fucking help you?

[mnysrmqqxwkfytqxfnqsyyhxkhs-dea]

[knight-lautrec]

[gumy-shark]

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

[bleedthebeat]

english major macklemore: i read your granddad’s prose

[ndnbutch]

therapist macklemore: i hear your granddad’s woes

[bleedthebeat]

coffee enthusiast macklemore: i drink your granddad’s joes

[ndnbutch]

body mod shop owner macklemore: i pierce your granddad’s nose

[bleedthebeat]

pizza chef macklemore: i knead your granddad’s doughs

[ndnbutch]

television network executive macklemore: i make your granddad’s shows

[bleedthebeat]

wildlife rehabilitator macklemore: i feed your granddad’s crows

[ndnbutch]

blanket maker macklemore: i knit your granddad’s throws

[bleedthebeat]

sir mackle the more, knight of the great kingdom of seattle: i slay your granddad’s foes

[ndnbutch]

rapper macklemore: i spit your granddad’s flows

[bleedthebeat]

NUMBER OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE REBLOGGED THIS WITH AN ADDITION INCLUDING “TOES”: 7

[lakevida]

its so beautiful to see a coworker high as fuck on the clock

[confusinglyamusingly]

[dimetrodone]

What is this thing

[dimetrodone]

Investigation on his nature

[krasnoarmeyets-deactivated191907]

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Do you threaten murder on everyone who gives you book recommendations?

it was ayn rand...

[medievaljournalist]

everyone posting their 'blue sky' as if there isn't a veil of darkness hanging over the world

[levan-shprota]

this is roughly the way people on bluesky post

[oneheadtoanother]

[64mpg]

i can’t wait to be saved miraculously and get out of all of my predicaments

[psych-is-the-name]

the sound cheese makes when thawing is

annoying

pleasant

fades into the background/dont pay attention to it/neutral

Voting ended onMar 14, 2025

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

walter white in his underwear with the pistol readying to face the sirens, quietly to himself: this is my fight song. my walter white song

[ratcrisis-actor]

when your liege sends a whole ass squire for a message that could have been a homing pigeon

[graceebooks]

i’m just having fun. hatred is involved but i’m just having fun

[psych-is-the-name]

the sound cheese makes when thawing is

annoying

pleasant

fades into the background/dont pay attention to it/neutral

Voting ended onMar 14, 2025