Thicc & Tired of being Thicc & Tired

27/M/ATL I like boys and space

[hollowboobtheory]

evanescence bring me to life and britney spears toxic are sisters to me

[hollowboobtheory]

do you see

[coyotetale]

Their mother

[gaymboii]

[asjkdkjfjkfds]

[adaine]

the death of dvds is so fucked. what about bonus features

[adaine]

far far away idol would never happen now

[greatcheshire]

Porn bots on here are trying out new pick up lines, I see

[visibun]

This has to be adaptive learning. A line like this wouldn't work on any other goddamn site or its userbase aside from this godsforsaken one and it knows that

[cheaphalloweencostume]

having a normal one on twitter

[cheaphalloweencostume]

happy 5 year anniversary to Ash and Judy. sorry i forgot by a few days

[argumate]

the human stress response seems so maladaptive!

[cargopantsman]

To be fair 99% of our evolutionary stress response was meant to deal with far more immediately conclusive scenarios than the tedious bullshit we put up with these days.

[argumate]

very very slow tigers are chasing me

[yellbug]

not to leave a serious comment on a silly post but one of the best pieces of advice I ever got about stress was to SLEEP but secondly, when overwhelmed, lay in a bed and intentionally hold all your muscles clenched. clench EVERYTHING. hold it for a few seconds, then let go. It tricks your animal fight-or-flight monkey brain into thinking it had, and won, a fight, and some of the stress response will leave you

[creekfiend]

#turn a slow tiger into a fast tiger with this fucked up trick

[processintegrated]

I need everyone to know that when I am educating clients on tension release exercises in therapy all I can think of is this post. It takes everything out of me not to say "let's try the fucked up tiger trick" in session.

[argumate]

just say it queen, let's make it happen

[adulthoodisokay]

happy new year, y’all

[adulthoodisokay]

shoutout to everyone who’s also dealing with the longest year of a week this week

[anneemay]

Should Gollum abort?

Yes

No

Voting ended onJan 11, 2024

[omegaversereloaded]

CHOOSE LIFE

[avvocarlo]

kneeing him in the stomach rn

[amateur]

Who’s gonna tell them? 😂

[tumbalaria]

[drop-dead-dropout]

Literally serving cunt

[the-big-mood]

[h0useofw0lves]

guy staring at the wall but he’s caked up

head

body

body

ass

legs

legs

Voting ended onFeb 8, 2023

[not-the-conversation-starter]

[salternator]

the ideal human form according to this poll

[leavesofgas]

[theygender]

If you ever find yourself thinking "oh it's only ██:00, I still have plenty of time before this turns into sleep deprivation" that is the devil speaking. Go to bed NOW before it's too late

[bannock-and-biopolitics-deactiv]

A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it

[curlicuecal]

oh shit my laundry

[mishafletcher]

reblog to save someone’s laundry

[depsidase]

[huffylemon]

[d1rtypaws]

I had a dream we got Hillary Clinton to somehow become president instead of trump and one of the first things she said was that she was having a baby and naming him “Aass” and we were just like…girl…we fought so hard for you and you’re repaying us by naming your baby Ass with two A’s…

[pochowek]