[miiilowo]

tumblr is great because no matter how many followers i get it doesn't stop me from being really fucking annoying. other places i will perhaps think before i post. Not here. not here

[pocketss]

so hard to find a decent exorcist these days :/

[radical--softness-deactivated20]

Just saw this on twitter help I can’t stop laughing

[thatscavlife]

Y'all I just want you guys to know that at the protest tonight in Rochester, cops keep gassing the Frederick Douglass statue on the sidewalk because they think he's a protester who isn't leaving

You cannot MAKE THIS SHIT UP

[thatscavlife]

[thatscavlife]

[capoctillery]

Start setting up mannequins and cardboard cutouts everywhere, hopefully they'll waste all their time and resources

[moonybyte]

Ah yes, the “Straw Boat Borrows Arrows“ trick (~250 AD)

[digitaldiscipline]

It gets better:

[frickmegoatman]

the last addition was fucking iconic

[alphacrone]

bitches hate when other people are in the kitchen because they’ve spent their entire lives being criticized for doing tasks imperfectly and having their eating habits policed and now have incredible anxiety about other people judging their cooking choices that can’t be easily explained in a few words as to why they’re acting so hostile about someone else being near them during this very vulnerable process. it’s me, i’m bitches

[company]

i needed to read this

[fivedayslater]

My conclusion: the nerdier you are the more likely you are to win gold

[fivedayslater]

Got another one lads

[schiaparelle]

another one babes

[fivedayslater]

ANOTHER ONE

[annullo13]

I just love all these nerds showing up on international tv as some of the worlds greatest athletes

[ghosthierophant]

we are Not going to leave out Lyles Noah kamehameha 

[lady-dreamer505]

Let's not forget about them tho

[fengtianshi]

Can I add this?

[funnytwittertweets]

[schmergo]

Downton Abbey is wild because the stakes are always either SUPER low or crazy high. It’s like, one episode is, “Who will win the gardening contest at the fair? Is the countess cheating?” And another episode is, “The eldest daughter’s fiancé died in the Titanic, then she hooked up with a Turkish diplomat, her first ever sexual experience, and he DIED IN HER BED DURING THE CONJUGAL ACT, and now she has to move his corpse back to his bed without being of suspected of murder, BECAUSE IT COULD START A WAR, and also if people find out she’s ‘damaged goods’ and she can’t find an advantageous match, her family will LOSE THEIR ANCESTRAL HOME!” Then the show’s like, “A maid wants to become a secretary! Will she beat the odds?”

[christianstepmoms]

[loverboysfate]

the afffirmations instagram is driving me fucking insane so here are some faves

[handweavers]

I love this website bc you can make a post about anything and people will react like it's a personal attack against them and everything requires several disclaimers. just saw someone get unreasonably mad at that post about green tea being good because no one mentioned that drinking too much tea can act as a laxative and it's irresponsible to talk about it without mentioning that. are any of you ok

[panelshowsource]

[rainy-frost]

[aitana-bonmati]

lmao

[aitana-bonmati]

this is crazy

[breya-etherium-shaper]

Yeah that’s her.

[gingerly-writing]

Wh-Why is Bottom Storage called Bottom Storage....? 😂

I couldn’t find the og post so I had to yoink this off reddit, but: 

IT’S A THING™ AND THIS POST NAILS IT

[awed-frog]

[autisticexpression]

Every day, people on this site commit acts of heresy that would have got them burned at the stake in the past.

[black-nata]

it’s what our heretic ancestors burned at the stake would have wanted

[catwithaknife]

standing up too quickly gives me temporary access to shrimp colours

[happyheidi]

“The Workers Playtime”

“The Bees’ Wedding”

“The Orchard Gavotte”

by DD McInnes 🐝