Better To Be A Walrus

Abz 32 she/her Bi Monster Lover horror/film/things

[chateaudilf]

cleaning out junk drawers really unlocks a whole slew of interactions I can most charitably describe as "click and point like"

[anglaised]

[fandom-man]

[charlesoberonn]

Two conclusions to be drawn from this picture:

1 - the geese in the background show that the fake coyote doesn't deter geese

2 - the fact they needed to put up a sign implies that the fake coyote did deter humans

[safetytank]

#3- the geese have learnt to read

[lakevida]

[desolendate]

im literally in tears what the fuck

[gypsyastronaut]

[inthemuckandthemire]

natalie baxter

[thegenderal]

[mysterypuppys]

U literally cannot save your mother like it cant be done

[segamascott]

[theweirdwideweb]

[mrsterlingeverything]

Monday

[iamanewvagina101]

what r ur kinks

I'm consumed by grief

[number1mongrel]

"You hear that? They're saying The Odyssey doesn't even have nobody!"

"They've got nobody in the Odyssey?"

"No I'm saying they don't got nobody."

"Nobody's there?"

"Nobody's not there!"

"So everyone's there?"

"Everybody but nobody!"

[theunmarkedtombstone]

DROP DEAD GORGEOUS (1999) dir. Michael Patrick Jann

[furryprovocateur]

Fork found in Bathroom #Mystery #Unexplained

[applemelodies]

being called cool and awesome online even though i am annoying and odd in real life

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[dragonpyre]

[sevastiel]