ms word ms excel and ms powerpoint are all snooty disagreeable ladies who wont speak to me due to my meager dowry but then i meet their beautiful sister ms paint whos clumsy but charming and we fall in beautiful love. and i become mr paint
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ms word ms excel and ms powerpoint are all snooty disagreeable ladies who wont speak to me due to my meager dowry but then i meet their beautiful sister ms paint whos clumsy but charming and we fall in beautiful love. and i become mr paint
saw someone trying to roast this guy on reddit but all the comments were just like "fuck off, that's based"
nature is healing
FUCK YEAH.
Him again
weight of the world.
the most evil thing grace did was not tell rocky that the hat he made him had "saviour of the universe" written on it actually
#and rocky can't point his camera at it nor would he know to nor would he be able to read it cause it's in english #grace tell him right now. come on #also ryland 'self esteem issues' grace not writing anything on his at all despite the hand he played. I'm gonna eat a television set
“There aren’t enough hours in a day.” There are actually. The problem is that we think 40 hour work weeks are an unavoidable fact of life.
The problem is that everyone has to work 8 hours, pretty much no exceptions, and with getting ready time + (unpaid) lunch + commute, “8 hours” is actually anywhere between 9 and 12, every single day, with more work to do when you get home because our society and culture was built around having one member of the household home full time and nothing has changed now that almost everyone works.
No wonder Americans are reliant on DoorDash and fast food, there’s no time or energy to cook. No one wonder mental and physical health are in shambles, many just spent all day sitting in fluorescent lights with little to no stimulation. “Just wake up earlier” “Just meal prep”… these are ok short-term, individual solutions, but the broader, systemic issue is obvious. We aren’t built for this. There’s no work-life balance. Genuinely, I think if our culture could normalize a shorter work week, many individuals’ biggest problems would simply evaporate.
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oxidized copper is such a beautiful color palette. The rich reds with the cool teals. Such a vibrant combo. No one is doing it like her.
[ID: Photos of an oxidized copper plate, an oxidized copper pipe, and oxidized pennies. End ID]
hello gorgeous do you come here often
Another one for "objectively funny crimes should not be punished"
A few days ago I had a nightmare shift that ended with a customer yelling at me about a coupon for 15 minutes so obviously I had to make another trauma core edit about the situation
The funniest part about this post is that a month after this I got diagnosed with schizoaffective and put on antipsychotics and this post was one of the reasons why (I made over 100 of this exact kind of image about the same customer)
jackoff of all trades
whats wrong with you
whatever you want
i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges
tomorrow i fix my life #fixmylife #tomorrow
you shouldnt have to pay for the dentist. the dentist should pay me for satsifying their weird fetish
time loop with two people in it but one person refuses to acknowledge the loop and pretends to be looping with everyone else. meanwhile the other person is freaking out