All Your Awesomeness Are Belong To Us

Immortal. 24. Cancerian. Eccedentesiast. Pluviofile. Librocubicularist. Can give best hugs ever. Smells like the ocean. Love food(not the sharing kind), the color black, reading. Hate liars. How? YOU? A-doin'!!!?

[pocdisneys]

[girlswillbeboys11]

He is such an underrated character. He was a cinnamon role and just wanted to help the entire movie. No Hans bullshit, no pressuring her into a relationship, just love.

[breelandwalker]

He gave support, he was patient, he was unconditionally kind, he accepted all the difficulties with child services and all the weird alien visitors with barely a blink. He dove into the ocean to rescue Stitch because Lilo was worried. And through it all, he proved that he was more than willing to do everything in his power to help these girls and make them smile, without any thought of a reward or being “owed” for his friendship.

Even his line at the end, when Nani thanks him for helping her find a job (”That’s okay. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.”), is delivered with a certain amount of humor, and his behavior throughout the rest of the film shows that he would still accept it if she turned him down. Because more than just liking Nani, he RESPECTS her.

David Kawena is the ultimate Disney prince.

[milfannatorv]

SNL did that™

[dinovia-grant]

Okay, yes. Yes. YES.

[bow-and-aero]

ZENDAYA

[weloveshortvideos]

NEW HOBBY: Turning neighbors into sims

[annoyeed]

delete it lmfao

[foointerrupted]

This really turned my day around

[zany-the-nerd]

Child: What’s a VHS?

Me:

[animentality]

i  have honest to god never seen a santa clause reaction gif in my entire life

[broomchickabroom]

OH MY GOD

[heterocetera]

[clawsfangs]

no offence but if i die and no one uses a ouija board to keep me updated on memes i will literally haunt you all

[11roses]

[rockthrowingbutch]

Patronize these kids at your own risk.

[runningeleven]

Science side of Tumblr: how can dragons breathe fire?

[thatweirdscienceguy]

There are three variants of dragons. One of them possesses  a gland that produces a liquid, which spontaneously combusts when coming into contact with oxygen. Some phosphorus compounds could do that for example. The second one possesses two glands instead, which produce so-called hypergolic propellants, fluids that ignite when they come into contact with one another. The third kind stores the methane bacteria in their stomach produce, and expells it when breathing fire. In their mouth there’s a piezoelectric crystal, which is a substance that produces a spark when placed under mechanical stress and could thus serve to ignite the methane gas. Or it’s magic.

[d0nn0]

Can’t find it

[lady-bohemia]

[unsends-deactivated20170829]

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

me as an elected official

[bob-belcher]

[halfhardtorock]

Two months ago, I was trying to grab some tampons at a 7/11-type store in Wisconsin. I was zoning out over my choices when I noticed another person in the aisle with me.

She was wearing a hijab, and was probably in her twenties or so.

We were the only people in the store except for the white guy behind the counter.

And then another dude walked in, a beardy, white 40-something.

I was ready to buy my shit and leave but i just stood there, watching that old dude.

The midwest is such a shitshow i swear to god and I just couldn’t leave until that girl left too. I don’t know these men. I wasn’t going to leave the only other woman there, alone at night, with those two white men. Especially not a woman in a hijab.

I loitered and waited til she got her shit and left. I wandered to the front so I could watch her drive away.

I think in the next 4 years or more, if you haven’t already, you better start watching. Don’t leave people alone. Don’t trust anyone. Don’t assume anyone is safe. Don’t believe you’re being paranoid. It’s our duty to watch.

[ooopsiepoopsiedidafuckywucky-de]

Trust no one.

[unshrink]

when my mom says that I lie in bed too much and do nothing at all

[teamtylerandkorey]

[sunshinetoday]

badassbettyrizzo:

BUT CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW BILL CLINTON MOUTHES “THAT’S MY GIRL” CAN WE FUCKING TALK ABOUT THAT. 

[timgy]

Listen, I voted for her, but in my heart I don’t know that I’ve had many moments of truly liking or admiring her. But this moment? This poise? This complete self-control (in a situation where sexist men would expect her to be falling apart)? I have never been prouder or more admiring of someone. I agree, Bill. That’s our girl.

[thursday]