GAME OVER

Every girl gets hit on. All the time. The game was probably over before he opened his mouth. Lets share it with the world. I’m a twenty something, here to bring to light the horrendous yet hilarious life of being a piece of meat in New York City. *If you're going to reblog my stuff, why not just click the follow button. <3 var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push(['_setAccount', 'UA-22837481-1']); _gaq.push(['_trackPageview']); (function() { var ga = document.createElement('script'); ga.type = 'text/javascript'; ga.async = true; ga.src = ('https:' == document.location.protocol ? 'https://ssl' : 'http://www') + '.google-analytics.com/ga.js'; var s = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })();

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Oh snap, this is the first and last time I will give props to TMZ.

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Being a tease is nearly as fun as being a huge slut but much more respectable. Sounds like a fair trade to me!

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Ummm, okay. I guess I'll stay in tonight?

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Your brain is right, please stop calling. It makes you look desperate. 

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They obviously have not met my ex.

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What can I say, I'm much more interesting than you. Don't try to lie, that's why you want to date me. 

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Ummm... hey all you mothers out there, at the very least I would expect you to teach your daughter that when a penis penetrates your vagina, you're having sex. I thought that was kind of a given but I guess not. 

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What just happened? I know he did not fit through that inner-tube.

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If you're wearing a orange knitted suit, that's game over. I'm not going to lie though, I am pretty impressed with your skills. Grandma has nothing on you. 

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... but unfortunately no one else feels the same way :)

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Now I understand why middle-aged white men seem to be unusually obsessed with young Asian girls.

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Nicorette for fundamentalist Christians. 

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Hehe, nice way to break up the monotony of office life. 

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I will love you until our children get sick of us and throw us in a nursing home, then it's party time and you're on your own. 

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Wow that's heavy. He still seems pretty pissed off though.