Slytherin to my blog

big ol lesbian, 20, she/her, feminist. soft Slytherin, be nice to me. Draco Malfoy deserved better🐍

[fart-poop-daily]

wake up at 1130 feeling like a bag of shit all my clothes are dirty so I'm smelling like a bag of shit go to pour my coffee but I miss my cup omg that is such my luck look in the mirror say what's up you useless fuck are you feeling what I'm feeling I havent had a shower in the last 9 days staring at the ceiling waiting for this feeling to go away but it won't go away I'm not really feeling like I want to get lit tell us how you're feeling well I feel like shit oh shit feeling like a saggy massive bag of shit oh shit big ol motherfucking duffel bag of shit oh shit all day all shit I'm not really feeling like I wanna get lit tell us how you're feeling I'm feeling like shit

[omghotmemes]

Finally.

[tiktoks-repost]

[rylandgraces]

not to be that person but in a time where productivity and instant gratification is maximized constantly and everything you do is expected to benefit you in some way, taking time for yourself and taking care of yourself is the most important thing in the world. like take time for slow living…wake up at noon and take time to watch your favourite movies and start the books you keep saying that you’ll read eventually… not everything needs to happen instantly or have some outcome that furthers your career or life in some way. like. relax. eat what you want and laugh a lot. love everyone around you. i think the world would be happier & a better place to live in

[msburgundy-but-worser-deactivat]

whoever said diamonds are a girl's best friend clearly has never met ibuprofen

[stay-close]

“Do you ever lay in bed and realise how not okay you are?”

— Unknown

[literal-fiction]

I don't think whoever wrote the SNL hospital sketch has ever spoken to anyone under 25.

[memewhore]

[memewhore]

[high-priestess-house]

A Morning Manifestation

i am a divine being.

i am consistently divinely guided & protected.

i attract an abundance of wealth, an abundance of love, an abundance of prosperity, & an abundance of blessings every single day.

i am the creator of my reality.

i am healthy physically, mentally, emotionally, & spiritually.

i am in tune with myself.

i continue to heal, grow, & progress, & i allow myself to do this.

i am warm & kind to others, but set firm & tangible boundaries.

i align myself with my values, & with the values of my highest self.

if it is meant for me it will come to me, & if not, something better is on its way to me.

i am one with my power: my mind, my body, my soul, & my spirit are aligned.

i free myself of resistance & all which no longer serves me.

thank you universe, i am eternally grateful 🤍🪐

[idunnodudeijustwokeup]

I want Logan Lerman to do a Stan Lee in the Riordanuniverse films and tv’ shows. No explanation. No reason. Just Logan showing up everywhere.

[saleshun]

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

THERE'S ALWAYS SOME SORT OF FUCKING TEMPERATURE IN MY ROOM

[jonpertwee]

Tumblr isn't social media, it's a habit. Like smoking. We're all gathering by the dumpster in the cold, reblogging posts.

[dashisgone-blog]

Rape is the only crime I can think of that’s 100% inexcusable.  There’s absolutely no reason for it ever.  In any circumstance.  You can murder in self defence, you can steal to help your starving family.  Even doing illegal drugs can really help calm people down.

But rape doesn’t help anyone except the rapist.  And it just baffles me to this day the way people will excuse rape with, “Well he/she was drunk” or “What was she wearing?” or “He’s a guy though, he probably enjoyed it.”

it’s the one crime that everyone should find inexcusable and yet it’s the one that people try to justify the most often.

[untiloblivions]

love watching a movie and then coming on here and reblogging some gifs of what i watched like i’m making a little announcement about where i’ve been

[desinteresse]

If cancel culture worked jk rowling would be living in a cardboard box right now but she aint