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i barely use this site

[mx-m29]

just a normal juggling gif, nothing weird about it

[littleguysdaily]

[homophobla]

[homophobla]

Today is litteraly the only day in all of human history where it is physically possible to reblog this. Given that I posted it today

[puppygirldick]

[puppygirldick]

[twwizzlerr]

texas toast tuesday #16 big news

[hugsohugs]

can't stop thinking abt this image. he smelled an icky smell and it was soscary

[biteybeast]

[neekrobite]

are you telling me under that house on that hill had satan itself as well as all the sins and the super versions of them (and ultra pride)

[thatstrammylargo]

[neekrobite]

are you telling me under that house on that hill had satan itself as well as all the sins and the super versions of them (and ultra pride)

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

in almost every other children's book where the main heroine is swept away to a land of whimsy she's shown having a lovely time; braving dangers occasionally, trying to find her way home, sure, but ultimately delighting in the magic around her. meanwhile alice spends her entire time in wonderland like

[roach-works]

look, here’s the thing: alice in wonderland’s enduring fucking charm is that it perfectly captures the vibe of being a very tired and annoyed child who is nonetheless required to play along with adult nonsense.

alice is dragged from place to place without warning, forced to play stupid games with no good prizes, grilled over her schooling and manners and recitation and dress, scolded, judged, insulted to her face, sent away, given gifts she didn’t ask for and doesn’t like, corrected incorrectly, been subject to shifting and arbitrary rules, and then when she gets snappish with all this bullshit everyone acts like a little girl’s temper is the end of the fucking world.

alice in wonderland isn’t a drug trip or a nightmare or a metaphor, that’s just what being ten years old is LIKE. that’s why kids love it so much. even if they can’t quite articulate how, they recognize themselves in it.

[trans-pickles]

I'm gonna go ahead and add - the reaction image is barely even a joke. This is the original illustration of her at the Mad Hatter's tea party.

look at how fucking angry she is

[pookam]

I TRIED TO CONVERT A NON-FUNCTIONING VIDEO IN VEGAS AND IT FUCKED UP

[thatstrammylargo]

in reference to the hp tv series coming out later i will honestly say i only read it bc my mom made me

for one they were long af and for another arstar became completely worthless after elementary school so it was a giant waste

reblog if moldy jo cash cow helped u make big bucks as a kid ig

[catasters]

[mostlycatsmostly]

They’re doing their best with half a brain cell.

[charlesoberonn]

The gray kitten isn't dumb. They're learning. They made a mistake and stopped.

The orange kitten tho... they are not beating the stereotype.

[catgirl-bartender]

smokey Jone: whoopsiesies! steppted my lil paw inna the foude. dis noan goode, bettor whipes it off ovar hier.

Vermillion Carmichael: gotta eat this fucking metal

[iggykoopa666]

everyone say happy 20th birthday to The Biting Pear of Salamanca 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[thatstrammylargo]

you guys get cramps when you stretch? pfft get on my level. when i stretch i just start tripping

[thatstrammylargo]

bite people

[thatstrammylargo]

follow me for more Bite people. Do it. Give in to instinct