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WHEN I HAVE TO WAKE UP EARLY BUT MY PERFECT ANGEL OF A DOG WAKES ME UP TO GO OUT AT 12:13 AND I AM BLESSED WITH THE MOST WONDERFUL THING I HAVE EVER HEARD AHHHHHHHHH THANK YOU SO MUCH @taylorswift YOU DID IT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thatswheniwasfinallyclean13

WHEN I HAVE TO WAKE UP EARLY BUT MY PERFECT ANGEL OF A DOG WAKES ME UP TO GO OUT AT 12:13 AND I AM BLESSED WITH THE MOST WONDERFUL THING I HAVE EVER HEARD AHHHHHHHHH THANK YOU SO MUCH @taylorswift YOU DID IT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thatswheniwasfinallyclean13

WHEN I HAVE TO WAKE UP EARLY BUT MY PERFECT ANGEL OF A DOG WAKES ME UP TO GO OUT AT 12:13 AND I AM BLESSED WITH THE MOST WONDERFUL THING I HAVE EVER HEARD AHHHHHHHHH THANK YOU SO MUCH @taylorswift YOU DID IT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kansasswiftielover

Team Never Met Taylor

Reblog this if you have never met Taylor. Maybe she will see this and stalk us!

queenoflivsheart

We are just gonna do this AGAIN because what the heck I love her so much

pizza-swift89

@taylorswift

thistourisred13-blog

I AM HERE FOR THIS ERAAAA

WHEN I HAVE TO WAKE UP EARLY BUT MY PERFECT ANGEL OF A DOG WAKES ME UP TO GO OUT AT 12:13 AND I AM BLESSED WITH THE MOST WONDERFUL THING I HAVE EVER HEARD AHHHHHHHHH THANK YOU SO MUCH @taylorswift YOU DID IT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

aaronexplainsitall

You seem like the right person to ask but what the fuck is going on in the Taylor Swift fandom? Are they OK?

Okay friend, I’m going to give you the run down. Are you sitting comfortably?

2PM GMT - SOME TAYLOR SWIFT FANS DECIDE - FOR SEEMING ABSOLUTELY NO INTELLIGIBLE REASON - THAT THERE IS A MURAL IN NASHVILLE THAT RELATES TO TAYLOR’S NEW ALBUM

THERE ARE NO FACTS TO BACK THIS UP

TAYLOR HAS NOT SPOKEN OF THIS MURAL

HER TEAM HAVE NOT SPOKEN OF THIS MURAL

THE ONLY VAGUE LINK IS THAT IT RELATES TO HER INSTAGRAM AESTHETIC

THEY’RE GATHERING IN THEIR HUNDREDS BY THIS MURAL CONVINCED THAT SHE’S GOING TO SHOW UP

WHY?

ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING REASON

FLASH FORWARD (and we’re taking on the world together, and there’s a drawer of my things at your place) TO 5PM GMT

AND THE ENTIRE TAYLOR SWIFT FANDOM ON TUMBLR IS BRACING FOR THEIR MOM TO CALL THEM BOO BOO THE FOOL LIKE SHE DID WHEN THEY ASSERTED CONFIDENTLY THAT BECAUSE THERE WERE FIVE HOLES IN A FENCE ON ONE OF HER INSTAGRAM PICTURES THAT A COUNTDOWN WAS HAPPENING

THEY’RE ASSUMING CRASH POSITIONS

THIS IS GOING TO BE AN OUTING OF STUPIDITY TO THE ENTIRE WORLD

NEWS CREWS ARE GATHERING —- AGAIN FOR NO OTHER REASON THAN THE FANS THINK SOMETHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN WITH ABSOLUTELY NO EVIDENCE TO SUPPORT THIS THESIS

EVERYONE ON TUMBLR IS DISTRESSED

DISMAYED

“THE WORLD WILL KNOW THAT WE’RE INSANE!!” THEY CRY, THEIR SELF-AWARENESS THEIR LAST REDEEMING FEATURE

AND THEN

WHEN ALL HOPE IS LOST

TAYLOR ‘I’M POTENTIALLY THE ONLY PERSON MORE BATSHIT CRAZY THAN MY FANS’ SWIFT GETS HER CLOWN ASS ON INSTAGRAM

AND CONFIRMS THAT IT IS HER FUCKING MURAL AND THAT SHE IS ON THE WAY THERE

“YOU FIGURED OUT (my secrets and I figure out why you’re guarded, you say we’ll never make my parents’ mistakes) THE CLUE!” SHE SHRIEKS

THERE WERE NO CLUES

NOT ONE

THEY TURNED UP IN DROVES BECAUSE THEY ALL DESPERATELY NEED TO GET A JOB

AND THEN - 6PM GMT - THIS ANGEL/DEVIL WOMAN TURNS UP AT THE MURAL AND TAKES WHAT SEEMS LIKE A SELFIE WITH LITERALLY ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE WHO’S THERE - WHICH BY THE WAY, IS ABOUT 500 PEOPLE AT THIS POINT

AND SAYS! NOTHING ABOUT THE ALBUM! NOTHING ABOUT THE SINGLE! NOTHING ABOUT ANYTHING!

SHE JUST SHOWS UP AND SAYS HEY (it was enchanting to meet you)

OUTSTANDING

LITERALLY OUTSTANDING

WHO KNEW SUCH CLOWNERY AND TOMFOOLERY WAS POSSIBLE?

NOT I, GENTLE READER! NOT THE FUCK I!

I’m literally in love with Taylor Swift, I have never wanted to be a celebrity’s friend more than in this moment. She’s so messy and I live for literally every second of it, we are SOUL MATES.

taylorswift

That’s it, that’s the tweet

wouldvebeensweet

Maybe what happened to you was you didn’t know where to go next and you felt confused about where you were even headed. Or maybe you felt like you didn’t fit in anywhere, in any corner of the room. Maybe you lost someone that you never thought you would lose, or maybe you lost yourself, which is the worst thing out of all of it. Um, I know that you’re going to go through more of it in your life and so am I; and people are going to say things about us that aren’t true, and I just want you in those moments to look in the mirror and understand what you are and what you are not. You are not somebody else’s opinion of you. You are not damaged goods just because you made a few mistakes in your life. You are not going nowhere just because you haven’t arrived at your final destination yet. What you are is wiser and stronger because you’ve made mistakes. What you are is brave for living your life in a daring way that would cause you to take the risks it takes to make mistakes. What you are is someone who’s walked through a bunch of rainstorms but continues to put one foot in front of the other. I think in 25 years I’m still learning every single day, but one thing I do know is that pain actually does make you stronger– and walking through a bunch of rainstorms does not make you… does not make you damaged. If you keep on going, it actually makes you clean.

Taylor Swift, The 1989 Tour (Detroit, MI)

Happy Birthday @taylorswift I hope you have the most magical day ever!!! THANK YOU so much for being you, and for everything you do for us!!! Love you!!!

highlineheartbeats

REPUTATION TOUR BUDDIES

I’m going to make a MASSIVE list of everyone that’s going to the Rep tour, categorised by what date they’ll be attending, so that everyone will know who’s going to the same concert! Then you can meet up, have people you know, carpool, etc.

So reblog/reply with what date you’re going to and I’ll add you to the list :)

tempestbays

Sept 29, Houston

sparkly-swift

July 7th, Columbus.

over30swiftie

June 30th, Louisville

July 14th, Philadelphia

August 7th, Pittsburgh

orgodowninflames

May 8th, Glendale

ruuthlessgame

sept 29 houston!!!

i-guess-i-liked-that

July 14 PHILLYYY

lindylee13-deactivated20180323

October 6th in Dallas/Arlington!!! Anyone else????

daisyjonesandtheswift

July 28th gillette?????

guyswiftie13

July 14 Philly!!!!

thesinglelady13

August 3rd/4th Toronto!

wespeakred

July 20/21 Metlife!!

taylorswiftordie13

July 14 Philly!!

July 28th Gillette!!

If anyone wants to meet up or hangout message me!!!!

thissickbeatt

June 30th in Louisville!!!!

allamericansbitch

July 14th in Philly!

swiftmusicinmymind

July 14th Philly!!!!!!!!!

cuzhereallyknowsme

July 21st Metlife!

July 27th/28th Gillette!!!

dazzlinhaze

may 12, santa clara and may 22, seattle!!

ntheafterglow

june 30th louisville !!!!!!!

tshifty

august 10 atlanta

bricksformycastle

May 22nd Seattle!!!!

singlethread

Sept 15th Indianapolis!!!

thatswheniwasfinallyclean13

August 25th Nashville!!!

itsbrittanyswift

REPUTATION TAYLURKING LIST

Last tour I made a google doc where people could share their social medias and where they were sitting so that they could meet up with other fans and if Taylor ever saw it, make it easier for her to find specific people.

Just click the link below. If you are on mobile, download the Google Sheets app so that it’s easier to navigate. You can write right on the spreadsheets.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1NLdGpkite5s9U7uINh5fj3CQ_Vrsk5G90r39u7D3Tg0/edit?usp=sharing

Enjoy the tour!

itsbrittanyswift