Just call me Sly

24 | if you've stalked this far, prepare to get your feelings hurt

[thatswsdork]

abab (assigned bitch at birth)

[discount-supervillain]

[wordfather]

your honor i was just furthering the plot

[meows-at-ur-post]

Meow

[wordfather]

thank you your honor

[mikerickson]

I do enjoy when a very old classic Tumblr post (like literally a decade old at this point) comes across my Dash and I click on OP's account and their last post was like, 30 minutes ago.

[qcharlie]

i wish we were able to talk about women's rights without someone mentioning how much they do or don't want to have sex with them. i don't care if you're a lesbian Stop finding worth in women purely from their perceived attractiveness

[qcharlie]

"I think women should not be expected to shave for societal respect / to avoid discrimination" "yeah🤤 i love bush" ok well that's not what we're talking about is it.

[qcharlie]

i hate how many posts about trans women deserving respect always devolve into "I love girldick" or "trans rights but I don't want to date a trans person" because that's entirely unrelated to the topic at hand. you should not respond to feminism with "YESSS I loveeee you because I see you as nothing but a sex object" you people sound like other men I get stuck talking with that end up saying "free the nipple so I can see boobies in public" and thinking they're feminists. why can't we just respect women regardless of your attraction to them or not. why does it need to be brought up in every conversation regarding their rights

[cutecipher]

fuuuuck i forgot to give a shit about stupid bullshit that doesnt matter 🤦‍♀️

[palmer]

I’m going to the grocery store does anyone want to sublet my apartment for 45 minutes

[jurynullification]

How much

[palmer]

Only 3400

[jurynullification]

hot damn 🏃‍♂️ cmon guys lets go 🏃‍♂️🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🧞‍♀️

[palmer]

ok I’m back you and your boyfriend and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your djinn can go

[yellow-cat]

i have wild sentences roaming through me at all times

[2colde]

much like a beautiful horse i like salt and roaming freely

[therivenlady]

"that's oddly specific!" i live in a world of such detail it would melt your mind

[gardenspells]

What does it feel like to be in love?

anon, it is the most comfortable, most natural feeling. when i was a small child i used to think that love would feel revolutionary. instead, it feels like being safe at home on a rainy day. it feels like those days when you wake up and it’s cloudy outside and you have no plans so you make yourself a warm drink and drape a blanket over your shoulders and enjoy the morning sipping slowly. it’s the most beautiful feeling in the world. and it’s oh so safe and warm

[sourdough-seal]

*in the most volatile mental and physical state i have ever experienced* it is time to make a Masterpiece

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

graffiti discourse is so stupid why the hell would I give a shit if people spraypaint their names or do some cool paintings under a bridge

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

sorry didn't realize the bridge has to be plain beige concrete. that was a load bearing plain beige concrete if anyone tags it the whole bridge collapses

[autismfox]

Graffiti is modern day cave painting

[what-even-is-thiss]

don’t ask me why but I’m thinking of a version of Rapunzel with extremely curly hair that extends like a slinky or something

yeah I know that’s not how physics work but I’m thinking about it anyways

[slimegargoyle]

the knowing eye contact women make when men are talking is the purest human connection possible

[sggxv]

What the fuck does that even mean?

[slimegargoyle]

30 thousand women seem to get it

[fisadeepforestgreen]

we’re doing it right now

[littledeviantsworld-deactivated]

bilf (book i'd like to finish)

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Leo: This feels odd. Mikey: Aw man! I want to feel odd! Raph: You're odd enough already.