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@thatvampireenthusiast
hi! i'm jenn. i've been on tumblr for over a decade. i mostly reblog fandom stuff but i tend to bounce between them rapidly with no rhyme or reason. sometimes i'll even make original posts.
i am also a big vampire fan! and a fan of monsters in general, tbh. they're cool.
i also write and draw stuff, which you can find over on my sideblog @tve-creates
Shrek 2, while a cinematic masterpiece, is also an interesting look at queerness and comp het.
Fiona is married so it's time to reunite with her parents. But instead of marrying a prince, she's married to an ogre. Not just that, but she's also an ogre. (Yes everyone knew she would sometimes be an ogre but that was when she was a child, she didn't know she would be an ogre for the rest of her life, and besides once she met the right prince she would stop being an ogre. She was supposed to stop being an ogre.)
But okay they're both ogres. We can still ask about when they'll have children because even if they're ogres they can still have kids, right? That's what married princes and princesses do so naturally that's what everyone does. Even if ogres might not be great parents (I've heard that ogres eat their young, is that something you people do?) it's still something that should be discussed.
And okay you can stay in Fiona's childhood bedroom filled with all the reminders that hey, everyone thought she was just a princess and princesses marry princes. Her toys left out from the last time she played with them. The prince slays the ogre. The princess offers a token of gratitude for slaying the ogre. Fiona wrote Mrs. Fiona Charming a million times in her diary because what else was she supposed to grow up to be?
And Harold you have to fix this, your country can't be ruled by ogres. You were unfit to rule when you were a frog but I changed you, I made you better, I made you a prince. You know how this works. Think of your daughter's safety.
Shrek goes to the Fairy Godmother and oh honey, ogres don't live happily ever after. It's just not done. It hasn't happened in all of fairy tale history. You have to change the both of you to be happy. You have to present as a prince and a princess. It will be better. You'll fit in better that way. You'll be accepted that way.
Here we are folks. @bloopdydooooo and I have been working on our very scientific research of assigning fursonas to the dropout cast (+ some extra...) and i have drawn 36 of them. more coming some time in the future, but enjoy this for now!!!! full list of (more specific) animals in the id's for the images!!! ty Cecil for that one!!<333
also not everyone fit in the tags and i cant ramble in there like i usually do with the 30 limit HELP!!! im sorry everyone past image 7....
me (crazy eyes, covered in blood): I NEED to finish writing my fanfic. so I can start writing a different fanfic.
I was trying to lure him into the shadow of death. I wanted him to think I was gambling with my own life, and that he ought to be willing to risk his.
Tanizaki Jun'ichirō, The Key
on survival
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Kanto trio you will always be famous
Something has crossed with the 𝑯𝒐𝒖s̴͕̐è̵̼ ̸͚͇̱̗̊̓͂̆ ̸̛̑͐̽̐ ̶̤͂̐̂ͅ
Thinking about the whole "there is no platonic explanation for this" thing and how it doesn't account for intense platonic situationships and anyways I think we should start saying "there is no casual explanation for this" bc really what we're talking about is the way the characters in question are Obsessed with each other
One of my good friends has been patiently trying to teach her untaught but overconfident husband how to cook normal dishes that an actual human person would eat. Her mother-in-law was proud of the fact that no man who has lived in her household has ever learned to cook or do laundry, but unfortunately her attempts to sabotage her son to be too functionally helpless to ever abandon her ultimately failed.
She's still trying to annoy both of them to death but my friend has plenty of combat experience with putting up with infuriating family of her own, so her mother-in-law is powerless to do anything but screech and whine about how this Evil Woman Stole Her Son. And is Making Him learn to do laundry.
Okay in defense of this guy, I'm gonna share a little anecdote. A few weeks ago me and a bunch of my friends went to this cabin for a weekend together, and this friend's husband was lured out there by the promise of ice fishing. He's a wilderness enthusiast, you can pretty much just let him loose and he'll hunt his own food. Anyway since it was winter and there's a sauna by the lake, someone also brought up that we should do some ice swimming as well.
So as we're settling in, this guy grabs his fishing gear and lets us know that he'll also be on the lookout for a good spot for the swimming hole. The host - and the rest of us - figures that he just means to find a good spot and then come back to ask for the tools to make the hole. There's a chainsaw in the shed that'll do just fine.
Instead, once he gets back to the cabin, it's already dark. He's not soaking wet or frozen all the way through, but very well frosted. Icicles hanging from his beard and moustache, water droplets frozen all around his clothes. Those who have seen the movie Frozen, if you're picturing the scene of Kristoff first entering the trading post, that's almost frosty enough. Those of you who know about the death of Grigori Rasputin, if you can picture what his frozen corpse must have looked like when he was just pulled out of the river, that's slightly too frosty. Picture a hypothetical third guy who dove in to drag Rasputin's corpse out of the waters.
But he wasn't injured or anything, he was alive and well and seemed very satisfied with whatever the hell he'd been doing, which he immediately let us know: He has made us a swimming hole. With an axe. A handheld axe that had happened to be the most convenient tool he'd had nearby. He had spent most of the time he'd been gone (which nobody had been worried about because he is, as mentioned before, very much at home in the wild out there) hacking a hole through the ice - ice thick enough that you could've driven a car on it - with an axe. It had not crossed his mind to come back inside to ask what tools anyone else thought he should use.
We took turns going to the sauna and the ice hole, of course, to make sure that just in case something happens there's always enough people around for rescue. I didn't go the first day, but on the second day I was in the sauna in a group of four including me, another friend who had gone ice swimming a few times before, and this friend and the guy who is her husband. The day before had been her first time ice swimming in a real natural lake, and as the last one I turned to him and didn't even ask, I just supposed out loud that he has surely been doing this stuff for a good long while.
Nah. The day before had been his first time also.
So, in conclusion, this isn't a guy who'll use "I've never done that before" as an excuse to not learn something. Just because he was never taught to do something doesn't mean he's not going to try, and he'll bring that attitude to housework also. He's not scared of being let loose in unfamiliar environments and the kitchen is one of them.
so what you're gonna do is you're gonna trim the top off a bulb of garlic, using the knife's edge to take off the tip of every individual clove, that's important. you're gonna place the garlic face-up in a square of tinfoil, drizzle with olive oil, wrap completely in foil, place in baking tray, repeat with a copious amount of garlic bulbs. you're gonna put that baking tray in an oven set to 375-400°F, for 30-50 minutes, until soft and browned. you're gonna toast some good bread, slather generously with butter and honey, maybe a tiny lil bit o' salt. and then. you're gonna SQUEEZE. OUT. THAT. ROASTED GARLIC. onto the butter honey toast. and you're gonna eat it. food stolen directly from the plate of the gods. that's what you're gonna do.
the garlic. it beckons you
It occurs to me that "1920s gangster doing a cooking show while holding you at gunpoint" is an untapped market.
We've had normal cooking shows. Now we need period piece cooking shows in character.
nobody numa numas like they used to
(wistfully) mai-ia-hee... mai-ia- hoo....
Qifrey is Such A Character because I'm like twenty chapters in to witch hat atelier and pretty much the only things he's done has been have whimsical little cottagecore picnics, be nice to children, and have category 9 domestic events with the whole adult man who lives in his attic. And somehow he does all of this whilst projecting an aura of horrible, tangible sadness. Mans is frolicking in meadows and giving the general impression of a haunted victorian orphan. He's cooking sweet potatoes and I fully expected him to tell the reader he was waterboarded as a child. He's entrancing.
The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?
Sure we all know lots of animals, but there's absolute shitloads of animals and a lot of them have weird fucking names. NOTE: there are seve
I made a quiz about some of my favorite animals :)
Ask and You Shall Receive!
A sequel to my very popular and not at all rage-inducing animal quiz. After much constructive feedback, I've decided to try some new format
This came back up in my notes so we all get to enjoy* them again!
*Quiz 1 has an average score of 40% and Quiz 2 has an average score of 25%
:)
this is a controversial opinion and I’m not a gamer but I don’t need my graphics to be that good. I don’t need to see every individual feather on a bird. my poor computer doesn’t deserve to carry that weight either.
No really! Whenever I hear about the latest Ultra 4 Million HD Individual Traced Photon game that Could Replace Real Life, I think about this.
At a certain point it truly does not matter and your game is Killing and Maiming my poor, innocent laptop
It is wednesday my dudes
They've been mass-reblogging this since last friday. I have no idea why.
this website is crazy
Happy it is wednesday my dudes sunday
