WILL DO YUME WITH CLICK(R1999). OPEN FOR SHARING. Mind that FUB free, openly hate, unapologetically weird minor unfriendly sometime 19↥|any pronouns|🇻🇳|🍳|🌼👁️ ❌🔁
The name Roachi, does go by Roach and does live inside your wall
A proud Vietnamese 🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳
Adult(currently 19, 2026) gender fluid pan, legit and can prove
Easy au access via tag in tagging section
(divider by ametistacollinsworld)
‼️‼️‼️CHILDREN UNFRIENDLY‼️‼️‼️
(Like depression, self deletetion, angsty shii people dying yada yada Argos pregnant, sensual meme yada yada Argussy you know the drill)
-Top!Argos DNI. So is switch. Im not taking new man
I’m fine with y’all cracking Plargos even though I personally hate it but dni if that mean Argos is a top
Do whatever the f you want with your Argos I don’t care I respect your decisions just DNI if he was a top
But that doesn't apply on my moots tho i love them regardless<3
Tbn if you kids can't read imma just gonna block you. Im tired. Idc. At least one of you did that to me and that's enough
Also Plargos gender/sexual identity claim that i will apply to EVERYTHING TWOMP here no matter baneberry or not<3. My Argos is a little Intersex Androgyne gay boi<3
Btw my twomp shipping chart that i made the whole thing by myself cuz I know at least one of y'all wouldn't bother to read my stuff so I have to take action to my own hands for both's sake
You don't fuck around to find out. If you decide to be a laugh-o-lantern then I am your harsh critic and I didn't laugh. I'm sending you to the Cannibal Chrysanthemum.
Fandom that i can yap with you about(with additional shipping info in top x bottom format):
Twomp(the world of Mr. Plant)(main): MR. PLANT X ARGOS NO SWITCH
WH(welcome home): All x Wally(🍎)except Frank n Poppy, no switch
DHMIS(don't hug me i'm scared): redduck🔁, anything bottom Colin/Malcom/Computer(🖥️) no switch
Reverse: 1999(especially Click and non other): All x Click(📷/📸) except Añil, Muriel, Charon n Isolde, no switch, also Clickcest(I1I2📷📸❌🔁, I1I2[splash art]📷🪖❌🔁), KakanIsolde(🦜 🦋❌🔁)
Ib: bottom Garry as a whole + IbMary❌🔁
Villainous: paper hat(BH xFlug 🎩🥽❌🔁), Lizzardheart(Dememtia x Ms. Heed🦎💗❌🔁)
Yes I care, find something new to ask except “why tho they are literally the same” no shit Sherlock they ain’t
And hating on switch doesn’t mean I’m sexualize them. You ain’t my ex you don’t get to be that uncultured
YUMESHIP WARNING(since i’m picking up my pen shamelessly now it’s been 3 fucking years): I f and fw Click in r1999 REAL HARD and i DON’T CARE if you are my double, familial or not idc idgaf im chill, i’m happy to screw him the f up with you, sharing is caring the more the merrier but i’ll be a skeptical bitch because for me he’s a bottom and NO SWITCHING❌🔁 so as long as that hit i don’t miss, but if ya miss that then I’m gone. Block me whenever if you feel like nah you don’t want to share him with me because i will absolutely give no fuck about that. Do whatever make you happy lmao he’s my ghost wife in my blog. But yeah i will fuck him and fuck him up occasionally just nothing nsfw and shit since yeah I don’t encourage that and i’m also not that good at drawing and shit. Btw tag icon 🪳📸❌🔁
This also apply to Garry from Ib tho just a head up even though i don’t even think i would do anything with him at all lmao.
Don’t harash me for my yumeship lmao i’ll make sure to harash you back bigger and worse
Serious content:
☆ no matter how much baneberry I’m on, I’m allergic, I made my own au without Mr. Plant present there whatsoever, Mr. Flower either also top Argos with Mr. Plant or there was never a Plargos happened at all, Argos never know about Mr. Plant or polyamorous, or mindbreak NTR or just NTR but then Mr. Plant will win. Unapologetic btw. I have a favorite and im not sorry about that.
☆ And i hate to break it to you too but the only instant of flowercrown(plant x flower) happening here is also NTR where Mr. Plant officially got Mr. Flower(married, typeshit) but still want to hit on the maid Argos.
Ship tag i normally use:
🌼👁️❌🔁(Mr. Plant X Argos no switch)
🌿👁️❌🔁(Mr. Flower x Argos no switch)
My twomp playlist
☆ #twomp discussion: genuine idea and discussion with valid arguement and evident to support my claim or just open discussion
☆ #twomp idea: idea that's big enough to cook except i cant cook for now
☆ Au(update n idea in comment and through chat)
#twomp shaman au: biggest focus, where Mr. Plant died and Argos cultivating his spirit, hope the link work
#twomp vrd au: suppose to be the bigger umbrella that cover the Shaman au's background
#twomp sibling/double plant/2plant au: OG Mr. Plant(V1) is current Mr. Plant(V2)‘s lil brother. V2 could die there or no idc that’s not the main focus
#twomp 0 sanity au: Argos is Mr. Flower's personal favorite mental patient and Mr. Plant is Argos's tulpa. Mr. Plant was never real, or alternative route, used to be real and is the reason why Argos is going insane
#twomp hanahaki au: Argos got hanahaki for Mr. Plant n Mr. Flower got hanahaki for Argos
#twomp mermaid baneberry au: well nermaid au but baneberry 🌿👁️❌🔁
#twomp l2d au: the Plargos may die in void 1
#baneberry cloning au: Argos is dead, Mr. Flower make clone(s) of him
#twomp infection au: a branch of vrd. Mr. Plant died and spreading his pollen
Au relationship:
☆OC:
#crystal twomp: Argos's friend, the idea stem from Ashur wanted to make some city friend for Argos so he can do the sass
#theia twomp: Plargos's love child and at this point you probably know who's giving birth in this family dont argue with me
Have fun, BE RESPONSIBLE. Do NOT shit on me with the “I did not know that”. READ.
Ok so an oc that represent you is called a mascot then what is an oc that represent what you wanna become? Still an OC? Like imagine they are already you, and let's say if you ship said oc with a character, they behave like you would, they are basically you just like better, what would that kind of oc called?
Genuine question btw correct me if i got anything wrong but please dont make it drive you out of the question
Click build rant, sorry in advance for my language
Disclaimer: 1) no hating on Click, i love him with my life that’s why i sound so offended because holy shit and 2) if the pictures looks like i stole it from some Facebook page then yes i stole it directly from my own page that i’ve been building for years
Skip the rant her’s the board. Rant first-explain later below
I’d be blessed to be proven wrong that i am yet to be his absolute professional simp by a bigger professional simp. At least then i know people love him
I swear to Constantine or whatever the fuck if r1999 even have god the best way and place to use Click is throw him on the bed and getting wild becaus there is no fucking other way to use him in these current version unless he was granted a euphoria which god damn it please give him one he’s such a fucking pain on the dick to use. Don’t get me wrong, i love him more than you, a lot. I aint a daily posting girl but i got my shit both straight and gay with all the theory and lore analysing for three years. I made shit up from nothing and make it comprehensible baby, i done the translation and i made him give birth, alright? But all his buid guide are shitty like i use him as main dps on limbo and shit with like no sub dps whatsoever and i got him at least 8k on daily basis and 15k on a good day with just incantation lv1 and yeah no Brave New World can’t do that shit like sorry Sonetto but your shit is unusable. Click cannot use BNW for fuck sake the damage buff is a scam amd all it does is to ever so slightly make his damage a bit higher which i mean from 1k5 to 3k while His Bounden Duty already got him to at least 5k with the same fucking build for the ult(p2 for both). Like if your damage is already shit then a sprinkle of sugar doesnt make it any sweeter how in the flipping fuck does people recommend each other to use BNW god damn it fucking no. Using Brave New World as a starter is literally the reason why you can’t use him as main dps in anywhere😂
But to be frank my bitch completely died out after Tuesday’s release so yeah for small content like UTTU(lmao they banned him from UTTU what a joke) or Limbo(maximum 6, he struggle with 7 more than me struggle to draw him) or story play(he cook them well done even in solo mode) he’s fine, he’s cute, we love him, good boy🫳🫳🫳 but for end game content like the dept of despair or whatever the f measuring with meter and such and mane bulletins just use the current meta bro
I use him as a broke bitch so let me explain
I got him on r10 before i3 and it was an absolute major change because he legit stop being a weakling on the field like fr, i have a hard time giving that decision and tbn it was so fucking worth it. I stay like that for a while and he’s actually a good boy, insight 3 just further pushing him to be an absolute unit in my team, but without it he’s doing just fine back in 1.1, which you can take as the start of the game, or newbie time. You still have to unlock his insight 3 just if you have to choose and stay with your decision for a while then go for R10 first
His portrait is like BNW(and also because he refuse to come home. Mind you im being extra soft to him he’s my wife but he just decide to be a bitch back to my face), it’s unnecessary, it’s worth tp flex on other simp’s face than in actual combat, it’s there like a jewelry to look at more than to use. I got his p5 in 6’s banner, I’m already use him when Druvis got her first banner, do the math, i’ve been portraitless for long.
Ofc we all know he use Balance, Please because he’s unbalance and unstable
His Bounden Duty is your other option because well it just somehow that good, like the dmg bonus actually did its job better than you imagine, literally signature fr
Hopscotch got more point than BNW not only because i test both of them with same level of amplify and BNW is actually shitty for Click(best for other character tho), Hopscotch buff his ult a lot better than BNW. I,ea. he’s a killer, you are using him as a dps, he is expected to beat the break off them foes so it’s only better to reward him with Ultimate Might +4% for each of his kill
Her second life is just His Bounden Duty but for ultimate instead of individual kill. Extra atk% from it is goof for him and your mental health because no sane people using Click anywhere other than on the bed, even on the bed you are still insane he’s dead cold already
For fighting intelligence mob and them only, Balance, Please is useless. It completely shut off the psychube. Instead, bring a neg stat applied like Isolde or Tuesday and give him Blasphemy then go completely heresy. He deal 21k on basis and 50k on a good time. He didnt fucking crit once and still give you that much that’s how you get your Click to do 5 figures, imagine if he crit. Take advantage of everything, Blasphemer give you 12% to if im not wrong, 24% more dmg dealth to target with more than 2 neg stats
If you are that hunger for crit then use Applause. Click can’t crit anyway so i don’t bother but since you gonna get it for your character then well, try use it on him. Give it back to the owner if it doesnt work then.
We don’ alk abou his am, you figure it out yourself, he;s flexible but those above are a good start.
I created first resonance set and that is what i use to get him to do 5 figures, the dmg bonus base is what the world recommended me, basically the so call “best set” only deal up to 8k on a good day while im playing at least 10k each incantation with the first one lowkey personal experience. And yeah we do have crit set. Even though he still can’t crit but oh well that’s what they said.
Oh 2024 good year now he’s staying as a support for my Inspiration and any other team which make completely no sense but i don’t care he’s there to be cute and record the battle while Paper Heron or Barcelona doing the hit. None of my crew gonna have their euphoria before Click so im basically get off the stage until my time comes again
Accept it dude, he’s not t best nor the brightest. He’s like Haru Urara, he’ll never win, but he’s one of the greatest, or at least he used to be since i brought him there, butgive him time, he’s processing.
But there is one thing i can say for certain: he like men, especially hose who do not appreciate him:))))Like fuck it dude EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME i saw someone with a p5LV1 Click that user is a man and does not wish to use him he just into that bro wth😭/j
I miss when ads were a single click and then they’re gone. Now every ad has a minimum of three phases where you watch a video, exit the still frame of fake gameplay, and then exit the app download. That doesn’t even touch on the ones that forcibly take you to another app after opening a tab in safari without you ever touching the screen.
I hate advertising. I hate that you can’t do anything without companies jumping down your throat with mostly bullshit ads. I hate that billboards exist. I hate that every company unanimously decided to make their ads longer and longer. I hate that ad blockers try to charge you money and there are in app purchases to remove ads. I hate that my attention has become commodified. I hate that there’s nothing I can do about it.
Why is Click so fucking cute bro like fictionally speaking is he aware? Like sir do you understand this is not in the job requirements? Like are you aware that this will bring more harm than good like im sorry to break it to you but that is how bad guy works. Like god damn it bro i pan fired half of his fucking face for a redesign why is he still look so fucking cute and breedable like are we ok? Why must one be this cute? The fuck? Like what kind of advantage would you get for being this cute as a war correspondent this is completely unnecessary to look that breedable adorable why is this even happen in the first place WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING CUTE? Y’all cannot going a round telling me this is a ghost THIS IS A FUCKING ANGEL
Like okay, iget it, you are cute, you can stop rubbing that fact onto my face now,and also please keep staying dead thank you you are too cute to be alive you gonna give people fucking cardiac arrest
Click’s hair is always too majestic for his occupation like why do you need that much as a war correspondent bro male gaze? For female it’s called lesbian but clearly non of us are
This is the same fish who will go on the frying pan and another HorroClick❌🔁 au but for now im doing it yume since i’ve never seen someone do janitor x fish, i normally saw them millionaire x mermaid which is the way i choose for my HorroClick❌🔁 initially
I mean it make sense, you dont have the grand to bought that fish as a low class worker you gonna literally stole it from the shop and set it free type shit. Like i might able to take you out if im starving myself for money since you’re cheap ass stuff but i’m telling you what i aint make 90k a year just for you alone, with yo sis it’s like 7mil more or so into the dept so no shit Sherlock i can’t pay for allat before someone take her and leave you with potential becoming the last one of yo bloodline alive gang be realistic
I suddenly thinking lf Click as John. Like ok it would make sense if it just simply an unnamed man is called a John Doe but no i just do that so i can go “oh god fucking damn it John not again”when he decide to do weird shit like that one time in UTTU after i beaten the break outta him😭
“Oh fuck that John cmon drop that shit”
Like he just gave out that kinda energy. Gentle boy
Bad news i find them nightmarish looks lowkey hot and cute
Another bad new i just got spooked by them finding this post lmfao
I think Click is adorable and breedable at the very least. At best he’s still breedable with a whole bit of extra freak. At the core he’s breedable no matter how fucking horrifying to look at he is
And im talking about The Witness level of looks
Uwooooooogh nắc con ma oghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaa
Ideias of things to do with your Yumeship !!(˶>⩊<˶)
(mostly targted at yumes who enjoy listening to ASMR)
Whenever your having difficultes to sleep search for a ASMR video (it can be scalp itching, makeup, whatever suits you best) and imagine that it's actuallly your f/o doing those things to you!! (or you doing it to them)
For me personally It works like a charm whenever i can't sleep^^
Tw: dark(yume)ship, visually imply consensual harming, intrusive thought, pallet knife(those who play Ib know what it’s capable to do), not a vent art
Oh i forgot i did this for vercel https://grid-noise-animator.vercel.app/
Grid Noise Animator
“you can try, don’t be shy”
“I know you want it<3”
Ok so my headcanon is Click can recover new wound to his original state, depending on what kinda state he’s in like insight 1 or 2. I1 seem relatively unharm so if anything happen, that is the state he’s gonna recover to since he’s a ghost and well ghost can just heal themself ig? There might be mess up stuff that hasn’t been fully recover yet in I2 so if anything happen that make it worse or adding on more, that is the state he’s gonna recover back to(to put it in simple term it mean no new wound, only those which cannot heal because he’s dead and cannot do anything better about it)
