You can just call me the Queen of Eyebrows

Oh hi, thanks for checking in, I'm sTiLL a PEicE Of GArBagE. Welcome to my blog where I reblog a bunch of posts and make my own posts that get noticed by nobody. My age: young. My size: smol. My eyebrows: Royal. Discord: {redacted} Wattpad: {redacted} If you can't tell I am female. Bi/pan. Aspiring artist. I didn't make my icon and I have no idea who did. Enjoy your stay. Food and beverages on isle 6. UWU

[thatweirdfangrl-blog]

Holy hell I haven’t been here since I was 14, it’s weird to see how cringe I was back then ew

Just so y’all know I’m not like that at really at all anymore lmao, I used to be so uwu babygorl and it disgusts me

[thatweirdfangrl-blog]

Disappearing for a long time. Adios amigos. *yeets away*

[sighsomemore]

[hiyakkii]

I called my cat “my son” in front of my dad ONE TIME and now every time he wants the cat to leave him alone, he says “go see your father!”

[liiyuesarchive]

They’re a power couple.

[guy]

one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald

[thatweirdfangrl-blog]

So This is Basically RWBY

[thatweirdfangrl-blog]

Loca the Pug singing......'The pug that couldn't run'

[ruinedchildhood]

[modernsuperhero]

[katswenski]

[starwarsgraphictee]

WOW. Lmao

[chaston96]

All of that bullshit for this one gif are you kidding me

[pizzaotter]

[mfgreth]

Visit Original Link

[thisiswhymomworries]

writing smut like

how many synonyms for “penis” do I actually know?

[3tno-moved-deactivated20190902]

and how many of those synonyms am I actually willing to use

[thisiswhymomworries]

tier 1 (most accepted, considered sexy): cock, dick

tier 2 (generally accepted): length, manhood, member, shaft

tier 3 (clinical, too formal, but not cheesy): groin, penis, phallus

tier 4 (cheesy, barely acceptable): [insert name] Jr., dong, junk, knob, prick, rod, tool, wand, wood

tier 5 (ridiculous, unacceptable, pls don’t): anything to do with beer cans, baby-maker, bishop, choad, donger, dragon, fuck wand, fun stick, hog, johnson, jimmy, lap rocket, little [insert name], love muscle/rod/stick, meat stick, one-eyed [anything], piston, private eye, schlong, trouser snake, wiener, winkie

tier 6 (you’re literally a fourth grader): baby arm, baloney pony, beaver basher, beef whistle, custard launcher, dude piston, flesh flute, heat-seeking moisture missile, krull the warrior king, luigi, mayo shooting hotdog gun, meter long king kong dong, pig skin bus, piss weasle, purple-headed yogurt flinger, purple-helmeted warrior of love, schlong dongadoodle, single barreled pump action bollock, spawn hammer, steamin’ semen truck, tan banana, thundersword, wang doodle, whoopie stick, wing wang doodle, yogurt shotgun 

[thecheshirecass-deactivated2018]

Someday I will write an entire smut fic using only the tier six descriptions.

[go-to-helvetica]

@guessimaclotpole

[guessimaclotpole]

I am screaming, this is me.

Nether-sword

[leg-stealing-bee]

Listen to Hollywood undead you’ll find a few

[everybodylovesronan-deactivated]

I should also write a smut using only tier 6 descriptions.

[loved-and-i-lost-you]

Yogurt shotgun-

[donniehollow]

I wish I was dead but I dont want to kill myself. Just d i s a p p e a r into nothing

Ya feel me?

[thatweirdfangrl-blog]

Keith: I pranked Lotor but he didn't notice so I don't think it counts

Shiro [smirking]: What did you do?

Keith: I gave him a stick of deodorant and told him it was a popular earth candy

Lance [laughing on the floor]: OH MY GOD

Keith: He's gone through three of them already

[saltrat88]

[gray-firearms-deactivated201905]

I am fucking dying

[jumpingjacktrash]

i’ve never heard such a good attenborough impression i’m rolling

[thatweirdfangrl-blog]

This is my last day on here for a really long time, so feel free to ask me anything you want even if it’s weird!

[anotherknifeinmyhands]

how do y’all eat oreos?

i twist the top off, eat the icing and then eat the cookie

[awkward-scarfy-boi-deactivated2]

Cookie cream cookie

[leg-stealing-bee]

I just chomp it… And keep doing that till they are all gone