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Most people said after graduating, you were likely to find a job after six months. Well, it was total crap what they said. After 2 years, I finally found a model job for the underwear commercial. I was hoping this was an opportunity to build up my portfolio, but again it was a disappointment. Instead of taking a picture of me in underwear, they decided to put me in a giant testicle to make the bulge more attractive for the photoshoot. And now I’m stuck inside a giant co-worker that I was supposed to work with.

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🚫 THIS BLOG IS TAKING PART IN THE ANTI-CENSORSHIP PROTEST ON DECEMBER 17th 🚫

The owner of this Blog will be making as much noise at Tumblr Staff about how horrible this ban in on other sites such as Twitter or Facebook.

The owner of this blog will be logging out of all accounts for the entirety of the 17th. Will Not run a queue. Will not even check the dash. Or give the money hungry executives a single page view to squeeze ad revenue out of

The owner of this blog believes in an ACTUAL positive, better, safer Tumblr and well be doing their part to fight for it by logging out on the 17th of December.