Here comes the smolder.

I've been dreaming of a true love's kiss...

Hehehe yes, and we are very happy!

It does sound just like a fairytale, and that’s all I ever wanted really. OH hehe Flynn you are too funny!

I am? You really think so? I mean, pfffff, yeah, of course I am. I'm hilarious! It's one of my many favorable qualities.

You know, you're pretty quick witted too, if I may say. And smart, and very, very sweet.

I've been dreaming of a true love's kiss...

Thank you very much! Oh my, how terrible that must be, to love someone that doesn’t love you back. I wouldn’t want to wish that on anyone, it just sounds so sad! I don’t know anything about complicated emotions but they don’t sound like something you’d want to have.

Oh knights and and white horses that sounds just like a fairy tale! A wonderful perfect fairytale where everything works out in the end. I agree with you Flynn, that’s what it should be like, a fairytale! No…I guess not all the time. But surely everyone gets a chance to have a fairytale sometime! If you’re worried about that Flynn, well I’m sure you’ll get that soon too!

It does, doesn't it? But it sounds like you and this Edward, prince guy are happy and really, that's what matters isn't it? As long as you're happy, life ain't so bad, huh?

If only life were like a fairytale, right? Although, catching yourself a prince charming certainly sounds like you've found one. I hope you're right... But even if I don't, I guess I could settle for living vicariously through you. Or rather Edward-- Handsome princes aren't my thing, I'm more into the damsels in distress personally.

I've been dreaming of a true love's kiss...

Oh a singing partner that’s awfully kind of you! I will remember that!

Hehehe yes! Edward is my valentine! He’s tall and very handsome, oh and charming very charming too, and did I mention he’s a prince?

Oh dear I never thought about falling in love that way before, but I sure hope not. I always thought falling in love would be the best thing in the world and once that happens you would live happily ever after with your one true love. That’s how I hope it will be for Edward and I.

Yeah, I mean I guess that'd be kinda fun! Anything for you.

A prince! Wow, that's... Who could possibly hope to compete with that? He sounds swell. I uhh, I wish you all the happiness in the world. Really.

Yeah, falling in love is great, don't get me wrong it's just... Well, sometimes it can be kinda bittersweet if, say the object of your affections doesn't return the feeling, or maybe they're in love with someone else. It can be complicated. I'm not really a fan of complicated emotions -- there's too many other complicated things in the world. Feelings should be simple, and straightforward. Romance should be about brave shiny knights riding in on steely white chargers to rescue the damsels in distress and ride off with them into the sunset with no ifs, ands, or buts from anyone about it... If you know, that's your thing. But I don't think that's always how things pan out, ya know?

I've been dreaming of a true love's kiss...

Why thank you Flynn! And I bet you’d have a great singing voice too if you tried to sing!

Oh she sounds absolutely lovely, I’d love to meet her sometime! Maybe we could have a tea party or go to a ball together sometime! Me and Edward and you and her! No, I suppose not, but that’s the fun of it isn’t it?

Oh, please... Well I mean yeah, I'm sure I would be, because I'm awesome but it's just, you know, not my thing. But I mean, if you ever needed a partner, I doubt I'd say "no."

Yeah, she sure is. Oh, Edward, is that your...? That's your valentine you mentioned earlier, isn't it? Yeah, I dunno if she'd really wanna go with so many people but uhh, thanks anyway.

I mean I guess falling in love can be fun, sure... But falling so hard and so fast, someone's bound to get hurt, right? Isn't that why they call it "falling?" Trust me, I love that anxious feeling in the pit of your stomach as much as anyone else, but in the case of love, I think I'd really prefer a safety net.

I've been dreaming of a true love's kiss...

Hehe I know! Oh Flynn being in love is the most wonderful feeling, I’m so happy I could just sing all day!

You have!? Oh I’m so pleased to hear that, that’s wonderful news Flynn! Who is she?

Sing? Not my thing... Though I guess under the right circumstances, and were I with the right person, it might not be so bad. I'm sure you've got a lovely voice.

Who--? Oh uhh, just this girl I know... She's really bubbly, and sweet - it really compliments my dry humored outlook on life - and she's really pretty, and... You know, I don't really know her all that well to be honest, but I guess you can't help who you fall in love with, or how, or when, can you?

I've been dreaming of a true love's kiss...

Oh Flynn I must tell you! I saw him! I saw him on Valentines Day, I saw my true love! Oh we haven’t spoken since then but I just know we were meant to be.

What about you Flynn? Have you met your one true love?

Oh, you did? Well that's uhh, that's great Giselle. Stupendous even.

Well I... Actually uhh, yeah I think I have, surprisingly enough. Kinda outta the blue, I gotta say...

I've been dreaming of a true love's kiss...

And a prince I’m hoping comes with it

Right... How's that goin' for ya?

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No thanks Flynn he’s headed for the Valentine’s Day fair right now, I just lost him in the crowd….Which is super weird considering how much he stands out. But still. Just help me find him he can’t have gone that far. I need to climb onto a roof or something, get a bird’s eye view.

Ahh, roof climbing, now there's something I can help you with! Find a dumpster and a close window with a ledge and I'll give you a boost. Cake.

So, what's this guy's deal? Is he after something valuable, by any chance? Or is he just out to wreak havoc against all the lovesick couples in the good ol' land of Disney?

#~kim

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WHYISEVERYONEMAKINGJOKESTODAY

Those golfballs he hits? They explode. And if I don’t find him soon there’s gonna be a whooooooole lotta problems downtown. Seriously Flynn, did you see him?

Maybe because a dude in a kilt hitting exploding golfballs is kind of a weird MO for a badguy? I mean, devoting your life to super-villainy is an odd career choice as is, but I thought the modern baddie was more about casualwear with maybe a ski mask or mesh stocking over the head... Then again, I don't dabble in vigilantism, so what do I know?

Nah, can't say I have. I can check out the Outlands for you if you like? There's usually all kinds of shady characters in those parts.

#~kim

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Did anyone see a guy wearing a kilt and holding a golf club? Where’d he go?

Why? He hit a golfball through your window or something?

#~kim

damselinsandals

Ain't that a shame

damselinsandals

You really shouldn’t be surprised, at least it wasn’t a hydra, that’s all I’m sayin’.

A hy-what-now?

#~meg

damselinsandals

Ain't that a shame

There seems to be a minotaur on the loose again.

I.....

You know, I really shouldn't be surprised, but here I am, utterly baffled at the amount of crazy magic stuff that happens around here. Yet again.

#~meg

So uhh, this whole snow thing...

ladyarendelle

Nervous? Oh n-no, I’m n-not nervous or anything, I can handle a simple conversation with a — handsome, uh, stranger. Hahahhaa…. Totally handling it!

Oh — Thanks! I’ll try it out, “Gee, isn’t this weather we’re having today just, stupendous!" … Okay, so that wasn’t the best example, considering how cold and snowy it still is… But I’ll think of a proper use for it, or just leave it to the expert in stupendousness! Waitwhat — what is that.

Well I — I like snowmen actually, a lot. I don’t know why but… Well, you see… Me and my sister Elsa, we used to build them all the time when we were younger, like a lot younger. I can hardly remember it now but… Snowmen are just really nice sometimes and would always cheer me up when I felt bad, I think? At least I remember it like that, since I’d always be dying to build one whenever the tiniest bit of snow hit the ground. I don’t like building them without her though, so sandy beaches and the blue ocean it is! Sandcastle? You know, I’ve never actually build—BUILT, one of them either, there’s just never enough sand where I am — Or any, ever. I guess when you live in a castle your whole life and never get to leave, they kinda lose their effect! Hahaha….

Right. You seem like you're handling it well. Stupendously, even. So you agree I'm handsome then?

So that wasn't the best use of stupendous, you'll get the hang of it! Practice makes perfect. What, did you think I was just born this way?... Well okay, maybe I was.

Well, to each their own I suppose. Not that I needed the big long explanation... Big fan of backstory, are we? Can't say I much care for it myself. I'm more of a here and now sorta guy... Carpe diem, as it were. Never built a sandcastle? Well honey, you're missing out! How 'bout once this weather warms up you and I head down to the beachfront and I teach you a thing or two about structuring your own little sand settlement?

Wait... Dost my ears deceive me, or did you just say you live in a castle?!

#~anna

So uhh, this whole snow thing...

ladyarendelle

You should go! If you really want to, I mean, I’m not going to physically force you to come to my home.

WAIT- HOME, I MEAN WHERE I LIVE. The city where I live! Not my actual home home, gee, that was… you know what - just ignore me. Completely maybe. That might be for the best.

Arendelle really is… Stupendous in summer! You know, I’ve never actually used stupendous in a sentence before - or actually heard anyone else say it before, not that I’ve met like, anyone! But… Stupendous. Maybe I should use it more often now. Unless it’s your thing, I totally understand if it is!

Oh yeah, I agree! Packing up the snow would be a great idea. If only someone had the ability to just suck it all up for the year and bring it back when we really need it.

Flynn! Oh - hey Flynn! It’s a pleasure to meet you too. I don’t usually get out a whole lot so it’s nice to meet someone as nice as you… Too.

Right I uhh, I figured that part out. Maybe I will go to Arendelle someday... Ignore you? Nahhhh, you're just a nervous girl in the presence of a handsome stranger -- your apparent nerves are completely understandable.

Really? Huh, well it's an excellent word and has served me well. Ten outta ten, would recommend! Well I do say it a lot, but I'm not opposed to sharing. I assume it's a free enough country where you can say the word "stupendous" if you wanna. I won't hold it against you.

I know, right?! Snow is waaaaaay overrated. Gimme the sand, the ocean, and a warm sun over blistering cold ice any day. People always think snow's so great because you can have snowball fights and build snowmen and stuff -- but like, think of all the stuff you can do at the beach! You can play beach volleyball, which is more reliable than a snowball fight as your main playing item doesn't run the risk of falling apart in your hands, and you can build sand castles! Castles trump snowmen any day of the week.

You don't get out much? Really? Huh, never woulda guessed that... Kidding. You're doing fine for a first timer.

#~anna

So uhh, this whole snow thing...

ladyarendelle

SUMMER! You’d think the city would be totally hotter than Arendelle but - nope! Apparently everything has to be freezing cold and snow, everywhere. Hey, I’m Anna by the way and you’re really pretty wAIT NO I MEAN…

you are?