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At what point in dating or a relationship should a girl start paying for stuff?
Depends on where you met this girl. If you met her on sugardaddy.com, misstravel.com or the equivalent, then the answer to your question is.....NEVER because you have an unspoken understanding that she is a gold digger and will never love or respect you. She only cares about your money.
Otherwise....it's 2013, women should at least offer to pay for half the check.
Can men see my asshole when they're going down on me? Do they mind that it is shit stained?
Yes and yes, they most definitely do. If this is a problem you are having I recommend you google 'anal bleaching' immediately and get that fix ASAP.
Why can't white people dance?
In some cases, the human genome contains a sequence of genes that allows those people to comprehend rhythm and in turn, gives them the ability to dance. Almost all white people are missing this set of genes. The genes are located adjacent to the genes for skin pigment/coloration so as evolution progressed, the dark skin genes were lost and unfortunately, so were the dancing genes.
Anonymous asked: How big do beef curtains have to be to be considered unattractive to a guy? What if they only hang out a little bit?
It is normal for them to hang out a little bit. Many porn stars have vaginal reconstruction surgery and their labia are not a true example of what a normal naked woman looks like. Most men are superficial and care about things like this but even if you have freakishly large labia, do not worry, you will find someone who thinks they are sexy.
What's wrong with having sex on the first date?
Nothing...if you want to be alone your whole life.
Is it cheating to take a cab to meet a date when you're date is a cab driver?
It's only cheating if you are exclusive with your cabby date. If so, it is still ok to take the cab ride but DO NOT flirt with or touch the cabby driving you to your date.
Is it better to floss before or after brushing?
Definitely before. The proper order for optimal dental hygiene is:
1. Floss
2. Brush
3. Mouthwash
What percentage of married men look at porn?
100%. If you believe anything else you are delusional.
What percentage of the population is stupid?
Depends on your definition of stupid, but about 85%
Will my acne scars still exist in heaven?
No, definitely not. You will have flawless skin in heaven.
How long do you think Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries will stay married?
Two years and one month.
If I have gay thoughts but have never pursued nor even kissed a man, am I still considered gay?
Depends. Are you turned on by these gay thoughts? If so, then the answer is probably yes. There is nothing wrong with being gay and you shouldn't be ashamed of the way you feel. I know it is not easy but when you are ready to come out, you will.
If pizzas are round why are the boxes square?
The boxes are square because it's much more difficult to fold a circular box into its shape, than it is with a square box. This way, the boxes can be shipped in their flat form and folded in the pizza shop. Also, some pizzas are not circular, for example a sheet pizza. Lastly, there would be no where to keep the little container of garlic sauce if the box was circular. All around, it makes more sense to use square boxes than circular ones.
If everyone thinks the girl I am sleeping with is black but she is not, does it still mean I have slept with a black girl?
Yes, but only as long as everyone continues to think she is a black girl. If anyone becomes doubtful or realizes she is actually brown, you can no longer tell people you have slept with a black girl.
What percentage of men drink breastmilk? What percentage of men are attracted to pregnant women?
100% of men with children have tried breastmilk. They do not pump themselves a glass and drink it, but they intentionally get it in their mouth when having sex with their wives. Fresh breast milk is an aphrodisiac. It is more difficult for a man who has never had children to hook up with a lactating woman, but if they do, about 70% of those men try the breastmilk. Approximately 80% of men are attracted to pregnant woman when she is carrying his baby. Only about 20% of men are attracted to pregnant women carrying someone else's baby because most men are shallow and think that fat women are gross.
Do dogs go to heaven?
Yes, dogs do go to heaven. If you get to heaven, all your old pets will be there waiting for you. If you don't make it to heaven, someone who wasn't as selfish and immoral as you will take care of your innocent pets.
are tails making a comeback?
Yes. The tail, also called a "rattail", was very popular in the 1980s and early 1990s and is now making a comeback. Soon, all trendy men will have them.