i'm afraid, i can barely breathe

❝Turns out, mess with someone's head enough, you can turn a scared little kid into an all-powerful bitch.

[theneonnationnn-blog-blog]

[the--demonwithin]

Americans are weird.

[adam-j-fuller]

Chubby bunny? Seriously?

You’re weird.

[the--demonwithin]

I'm not weird!

Americans are the weird ones. All Germany has is Hitler and Frankfurter sausages, totally not weird.

[the--demonwithin]

Americans are weird.

Chubby bunny is weird. Everything is weird. 

[the--demonwithin]

@SavedWarrior: del and i just landed in france. score. s'il vous plaît être bon. #byenow

@demonicdamsel: @SavedWarrior whAT WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN REVENEZ ICI TU CHIES

[the--demonwithin]

@demonicdamsel: note to self: don't get cocky about your regeneration skills you dumb shit

@demonicdamsel: i cut my finger off and it didn't heal and now i'm finger-less with one hand in a bucket full of ice

@demonicdamsel: life is great

[the--demonwithin]

Guess who just cut their hand off and regenerated it before any blood hit the floor?

This girl. And might I say, it was awesome. 

[the--demonwithin]

@SmartassSpency: @demonicdamsel @GUBLERNATION Yes. Yes I can.

@demonicdamsel: @SmartassSpency be quiet tall one

[the--demonwithin]

@demonicdamsel: @GUBLERNATION you look like my boyfriend this pleases me greatly #loveme #myboyfriendwont #ithinkhesgay #canhereadthis #fuck

[the--demonwithin]

Stupid nurse.

[smartass-spence]

It’s okay, I’ll punish you accordingly. With a nice, challenging game of chess.

[the--demonwithin]

I can read your mind. I'll crush your crushing skills.

[the--demonwithin]

Stupid nurse.

[elizabeth--hendrix]

Well, thank you. Fingers crossed.

Oh, that’s totally true. They have access to all the bleach and disposal accesses. Janitor is so to blame.

[the--demonwithin]

See? I'm great. I could so be a serial killer whose aim was to kill shitty nurses. It'd be awesome. 

[the--demonwithin]

Stupid nurse.

[smartass-spence]

Might as well. You’re going to jail anyway.

[the--demonwithin]

You don't make a very good arrest-y person. Dating the criminal and all, shame on you. 

[the--demonwithin]

Stupid nurse.

[elizabeth--hendrix]

Ew. Yeah, short blondes suck. Even though I slightly became one. Caela hasn’t reacted badly, so I think it’s safe on her. Kick her, I can give you an alibi for why you couldn’t possibly have kicked or killed her.

[the--demonwithin]

You're a hot, short blonde. I think you'll be the only one she likes. 

If a blonde nurse suddenly goes missing, blame the janitor. It's always the janitor, never the tiny demon with a temper. 

[the--demonwithin]

Stupid nurse.

[smartass-spence]

Yes.

You’re under arrest.

[the--demonwithin]

Oh, shit.

Can I at least steal more toys? I have a short fairy in need of teddies. 

[the--demonwithin]

Stupid nurse.

[smartass-spence]

Well don’t tell them that!

[the--demonwithin]

I just told you, and you're one of 'them'. Does that mean I'm in trouble? I'll punch you, I'm vicious. 

[the--demonwithin]

Stupid nurse.

[smartass-spence]

In your defense, you were totally going to give them back in a few hundred years.

[the--demonwithin]

....Who said I was going to give them back? 

[the--demonwithin]

Stupid nurse.

[elizabeth--hendrix]

The sick kids can get toys from their parents, Caela can’t. Kick the nurse, throw her in some jello.

[the--demonwithin]

Pretty sure if I kicked her I'd kill her. But she was a short blonde, I don't like short blondes. I'm going to kick her. 

[the--demonwithin]

Stupid nurse.

She called me the Grinch for stealing toys. I'm not stealing them... I think. I'm just taking them for a friend, yeah. Totally not stealing.