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♔ The Jasper Adonis. I am the Alpha and the Omega. I run shit whether you like it or not. I don't waste my precious time on that petty, kid shit. You wanna get anywhere with me? Get in line, and stay there. You prove your worth, then maybe we'll talk. I'm the fucking king, so bow down. VAMPIRE | AGE: 18 | Campbell Academy

[arabella-kennedy]

[the--jasperadonis-blog]

What's good, bitches?

[african-butt-safari]

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[the--jasperadonis-blog]

The Good Ones Go ♔ Drake

Can't lose you - can't help it I'm so sorry, I'm so selfish

[ugliestgirlonearth]

[decvoss]

Yo.... I found some pants in my room....

[phoebsrps-blog]

That’s fine, I’ll just take something of yours.

[the--jasperadonis-blog]

LOL like what?

[the--jasperadonis-blog]

I saw a kid wearing Nike socks and slippers in the rain today.

[decvoss]

Why you gotta ruin my life? Why? You always a life ruiner. The fuck is wrong with you? 

[the--jasperadonis-blog]

The fuck did I do? I'm not the rain fairy!

[decvoss]

Yo.... I found some pants in my room....

[phoebsrps-blog]

No, asshole. You ate my gummy worms. 

[the--jasperadonis-blog]

I didn't see your name on them.

[decvoss]

Yo.... I found some pants in my room....

[phoebsrps-blog]

STUPID. STUPID.

Pleaaaaaaaaaaaseeee?

[the--jasperadonis-blog]

No. Ask Ryan or some shit.

[decvoss]

Yo.... I found some pants in my room....

[phoebsrps-blog]

Why the fuck would you wear Nike slippers when you already know it’s gonna rain? 

I WANT MY GUMMY WORMS. 

[the--jasperadonis-blog]

That's what I fucking said!

And...?

[the--jasperadonis-blog]

I saw a kid wearing Nike socks and slippers in the rain today.

[decvoss]

….. It’s gonna rain for four months? Who the fuck told you that? This is some fucked up information, Jas. I don’t know If I can handle this.

[the--jasperadonis-blog]

Yeah, some shit like that. For most of fall and half of winter, I think. That's why you get an umbrella hat.

[dreamsandpotions]

[the--jasperadonis-blog]

I saw a kid wearing Nike socks and slippers in the rain today.

[decvoss]

You love me, bro. Don’t deny it. Let’s not talk about that….

[the--jasperadonis-blog]

That's the only real way to keep your hair dry. Unless you want to stay inside for the next four months.

[decvoss]

Yo.... I found some pants in my room....

[phoebsrps-blog]

Let me get this straight, you used my gummy worms to feed the grimey dirty ass hoes you fuck with? BUY ME SOME. No, Jaspy. You can suck my metaphorical dick.

[the--jasperadonis-blog]

Not the ones I fuck with. The ones walking around in the rain wearing Nike slippers.

No and no. I don't want to and I don't roll that way.

[the--jasperadonis-blog]

I saw a kid wearing Nike socks and slippers in the rain today.

[decvoss]

You know me too well. It probably would, I mean damn… Jew Fro for the win.

[the--jasperadonis-blog]

I know. It's starting to make me mad. That's why you wear one of those umbrella hats.

[decvoss]

Yo.... I found some pants in my room....

[phoebsrps-blog]

FUCK YOU PAY ME.

[the--jasperadonis-blog]

I threw some out the window to feed the ratchets outside too. And I ain't paying you for shit. I'll take the first part of the bargain though.

[decvoss]

Yo.... I found some pants in my room....

[phoebsrps-blog]

Get out.

[the--jasperadonis-blog]

They were delicious.

[the--jasperadonis-blog]

I saw a kid wearing Nike socks and slippers in the rain today.

[decvoss]

Dude… I didn’t go outside today, y’know? I can’t pull that shit off. 

[the--jasperadonis-blog]

I knew you didn't. Your fro would die if it got wet.