Hulk’s A Furry

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[the-abominable-hulk]

The Incredible Hulk (1962) confirms The Hulk is a furry

[madootles]

providing myself with the peter and johnny content I deserve since marvel is too much of a coward to do the job (plus bonus sue!)

[mir-i-moon]

I HAD TO.

Check it on instagram.com/mireiamunozms too :)

[everythingfox]

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[gnotknormal]

How do you film this and not spoil the audio by laughing the entire time.

[icewolf27]

@skiplo-wave

[tropiyas]

the two quarterbacks will ceremoniously kiss at the end of the game to signify the end of the superbowl and the beginning of valentine's day

[funkyness]

i think strawberry shortcake is a lesbian

[petruchio]

what if i made a really funny url but it was kind of in poor taste

[petruchio]

[lhavdil]

[ID: a screenshot of a saved tumblr url. the url is ‘jfk-deactivated19631122.’ end ID.]

[lovehype]

i hate this place i want to go to build a bear

[lovehype]

me and the besties going to build a bear

[leftnipsdoodles]

powerful mental image, had to get it out

[previouslysane-archive]

a harry potter au where everything is exactly the same except harry’s glasses have transition lenses

[deathdaydreamm]

[forlovefromfear]

Would never have been allowed to happen. JKR is categorically against transition.

[sitchurama]

has this been done

[the-abominable-hulk]

2023 is going to be the year of FRENDER

[blueeyesblazing-deactivated2025]

Thor, nonchalantly: Bruce, what’s your type?

Bruce, staring him in the eye: Tall, strong, dumb and looks like a golden retriever

Thor: Wow, that’s specific. Do I know them?

Bruce: Did I mention dumb?

Thor: Yeah, why?

Bruce: Just checking

*later*

Thor, waking up in the middle of the night: OH GOD HE LIKES FANDRALL!

[appleteeth]

Omgggggggg I need this as a fic damn you.

[superblizzardfire]

Thor and Tony teaming up to get their besties laid. Bruce and Steve are very confused and spend their “dates” lamenting that the people they actually like are morons apparently.

[appleteeth]

Part of them wants to keep it up, because Tony is footing the bill for all these elaborate dates he’s organising, but mostly thet want to knock Tony and Thor’s heads together because they are so dumb.

[superblizzardfire]

Omg it’s actual fake dating 👀 Bruce tells Thor how amazing Steve is, hoping to weasel a confession out of him, but Thor is a gent and just says how happy he is for him.

Bruce, pouring Steve another wine at a classy restaurant: We have to say something. We can’t keep living like this.

Steve: Yeah, you’re right. Hey, can you pass me the dessert menu, “dear”?

[appleteeth]

Yes! Tony keeps upping the ante too, because they still haven’t said they’re dating yet and he thinks throwing more money at the problem will fix everything. So Bruce and Steve are whisked off on a private jet to a beautiful beach resort in the sort of villa only seen in Bond movies and are just dumbfounded by it all.

Meanwhile Thor and Tony are back home with Tony like, “This date HAS to be the one! If they don’t declare their undying love for one-another after they see the infinity pool, then love is dead.”

[superblizzardfire]

Thor suggests they try something more direct, so he goes to find Steve and proceeds to give him very thoughtful and heartfelt dating advice (it includes bringing Bruce a freshly-killed deer but he makes some good points too). He clearly knows a lot about what Bruce likes. Steve goes for a run, Thor follows him with more advice. Steve is going to the park to paint, Thor sits with him and gives more advice. Steve is too polite to get rid of him.

Meanwhile Bruce is in the lab trying to grow his bacteria samples and Tony won’t stop pestering him. The more Bruce insists he doesn’t have a crush on Steve, the less convinced Tony is. Tony has lots of ideas on how to date Steve, almost as if he’s given this a lot of thought.

Bruce and Steve are out together so much that even strangers mistake them for a couple. Something has to be done.

[sunfortune]

[phoneticsubstance]

[livedinthecastle]

hello and welcome to “is this word tumblr approved?” a post where i take it upon myself to find out if a word is still approved

[livedinthecastle]

NUT

status: approved

[livedinthecastle]

BALLSACK

status: approved

[livedinthecastle]

MILKERS

status: approved

[livedinthecastle]

MILF

status: banned

[livedinthecastle]

MILFY

status: approved

[mymp3player-moved]

[smoothoperatorleclerc]

to all the fic writers out there who have made 2021 bearable and have given us all countless hours of happiness and escapism, thank you so much

[dwsavideos]

Alex Boniello said this in response to Charlotte St. Martin’s (President of The Broadway League) remarks about how understudies “aren’t as efficient in delivering the roles we the role as the lead is.”

Alex said it perfectly. Understudies are the most versatile and hard working amongst us. Without understudies, swings, covers, and standbys, Broadway would collapse. They are the backbone of Broadway, and live theatre. The Swingdom Kingdom deserves all the love and respect!

[catgirltreats]

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