the aimless ace

just some stuff and things

[firagasoap]

Broccoli Knuckle Duster by David Delahunty

[ma-gpie]

[hyrude]

i've searched every combination of words imaginable and i still can't find that gif of the german star trek parody where gay spock is quickly drinking coffee and smoking freaking out PLEASE send it to me i need it urgently

[lamphous]

matched set

[foone]

I accidentally glitched out an animation I was working on and created a perfect example of what the passage of time feels like to someone with ADHD

[spookynest]

Finding Grace & saving ⭐️✨

[jillraggett]

Plant of the Day

Friday 5 June 2026

The scent from this rose was wonderful produced by these soft lilac-pink flowers. Rosa spinosissima 'Falkland' (Scotch rose) produces a dense twiggy framework and does tend to wander from the base but can easily be dug up to produce new plants.

Jill Raggett

[irregulartalk]

If you use an e-reader and want to immerse yourself in the classics of literature that are in the public domain, I highly recommend doing so via Standard E-Books

https://standardebooks.org/

Unlike the free e-books you may have downloaded from Amazon or other marketplaces that are full of formatting errors and typos, these are meticulously corrected and use all the proper typographical marks.

[warchiefwindrunner]

isnt the world so beautiful....all the little ways we're immortal...71 million years later they still sleep like you

[anomalie157]

Do you think the dinosaurs would be happy, if they knew that millions of years later they are not forgotten? That we display their bones with reverence in great halls, and speak of them with childlike wonder? Do you think they would be happy we remember them?

[only-cat-memes]

[agwitow]

How dare?! He worked hard for that shiny! Rude! What about his cuteness discount?

[victusinveritas]

[depsidase]

[malice-kingdom]

“Save Earth save Erid”

[dailyclassicart]

Viktor Schramm - "During the fitting" (1900)

[bannertanks]

[fu-boss]

Real life Road Runner

[sahonithereadwolf]

Looney Tunes is real and happening outside.

[dancing-crow]

good lord its feet really do spin around in a circle when going fast

[venndaai]

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

[venndaai]

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you

[fluorescentbrains]

this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard

just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !

[muffinlance]

Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!

Eye-opening research: Greenland sharks maintain vision for centuries through DNA repair mechanism

Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir

I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks

[themoonandmyman]

I haven’t said anything interesting in a long while. this will continue

[swingsetindecember]

they aren't billionaires because of innovation. it's wage theft and tax evasion