The Daystar

A rather more involved deity than most. [Multiverse shenanigans bro’s revolution was actually successful]

[the-almighty-lucifer]

An art fight attack by @patisilence

Fr tho im totally fine and chill

[the-almighty-lucifer]

[HIIIIIII IM BACK. AT LEAST HOPEFULLY. I’ve been really lonely and bored recently so I might try to get myself roped into some shenanigans. I need the enrichment lmao. Anyway, I hope you like the better art and updated PFP.]

[the-almighty-lucifer]

@god-in-the-basement

Someone is paying to advertise you on Tumblr

[god-in-the-basement]

I look awful in that picture. They made my eyes way too close together.

But it's nice to be acknowledged, even if I do have suspiciously tiny hands there... The more I look at that picture, the more I dislike it. Hmm.

[the-almighty-lucifer]

Yes. It really doesn’t look at all like you, does it?

[god-in-the-basement]

I am also suspicious of the person with the tiny head coming out of my chest.

[the-almighty-lucifer]

I’m fairly certain that part is meant to be symbolic of… something. Couldn’t tell you what, I’m afraid.

[the-almighty-lucifer]

@god-in-the-basement

Someone is paying to advertise you on Tumblr

[god-in-the-basement]

I look awful in that picture. They made my eyes way too close together.

But it's nice to be acknowledged, even if I do have suspiciously tiny hands there... The more I look at that picture, the more I dislike it. Hmm.

[the-almighty-lucifer]

Yes. It really doesn’t look at all like you, does it?

[the-almighty-lucifer]

@god-in-the-basement

Someone is paying to advertise you on Tumblr

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

so if demons are sticklers for contracts, demand high payment for their services, and have firm/specific rules regarding summoning rituals (aka the hiring process & availability of their labor)—what i'm hearing is demons are fully unionized

[ptah-ikemi-ka]

isnt that what Lucifer did? unionized against God?

[the-almighty-lucifer]

Mostly, no. I succeeded on that count.

[the-almighty-lucifer]

[It’s been a while, so let admin treat you to some LucifactsTM]

[Here he is!

Fact one: In his universe, he was the first angel to be created and the first being to have ADHD and autism because apparently God needed didn’t think he needed social skills.

Fact two: He mostly wears pastels, fire colours and white. He doesn’t really like to wear dark colours.

Fact three: He got confused and forgot to put Steve in Eden.

Fact four: His ass doesn’t know how to delegate. This is partly out of pride, and partly because he doesn’t really trust the other angels not to mess it up. And the one time he did delegate, (and this was only a few months ago) guess what? They messed it up. LUCI. PLEASE THEY’RE NOT GOING TO LEARN WITHOUT HAVING A CHANCE TO PRACTICE.

Fact five: His wings were originally a gradient from a pale pinkish red at the top to yellow at the bottom, but after assuming the throne of heaven, they turned white. He likes to say that this is symbolic in some way, but it is in fact due to stress.

Fact six: Rather than being Lucifer Morningstar, he is Lucifer Daystar. The star in question is visible even in full daylight. I stole this name from the play Lucifer.

Thus concludes LucifactsTM. The end]

[the-almighty-lucifer]

[him again]

[the-almighty-lucifer]

[It’s been a while, so let admin treat you to some LucifactsTM]

[Here he is!

Fact one: In his universe, he was the first angel to be created and the first being to have ADHD and autism because apparently God needed didn’t think he needed social skills.

Fact two: He mostly wears pastels, fire colours and white. He doesn’t really like to wear dark colours.

Fact three: He got confused and forgot to put Steve in Eden.

Fact four: His ass doesn’t know how to delegate. This is partly out of pride, and partly because he doesn’t really trust the other angels not to mess it up. And the one time he did delegate, (and this was only a few months ago) guess what? They messed it up. LUCI. PLEASE THEY’RE NOT GOING TO LEARN WITHOUT HAVING A CHANCE TO PRACTICE.

Fact five: His wings were originally a gradient from a pale pinkish red at the top to yellow at the bottom, but after assuming the throne of heaven, they turned white. He likes to say that this is symbolic in some way, but it is in fact due to stress.

Fact six: Rather than being Lucifer Morningstar, he is Lucifer Daystar. The star in question is visible even in full daylight. I stole this name from the play Lucifer.

Thus concludes LucifactsTM. The end]

[mr-crawleigh]

I was just thinkin' about Valentines, and your phone in the hotdog water and that conversation with your boss... Why was he laughing? That was a serious talk.

*has had extra time to think and wonder*

That was not my boss.

That was a gentleman who receives information on behalf of my... Immediate superior. I send him reports, but he does not tell me what to do.

I assume he was laughing because someone in the background made a very funny face. They often do that in my particular version of Hell.

[angelo-rib-shack]

Do they? But let me say, if we start hosting dinner parties, that guy is so not invited. I don't like how upset he got you.

[mr-crawleigh]

Yes. It's... practice for scaring humans.

I certainly shall not be inviting my version of Lucifer anywhere. Not when there are at least three far nicer ones running around. Even @the-almighty-lucifer is much better company.

[the-almighty-lucifer]

I’m not sure I like the implication that I’m not considered to be a good person.

[mr-crawleigh]

I mean no imprecations on your moral character! Simply that when I know of Lucifers who are a bon vivant enough to own a nightclub, a jaunty-hat wearer who bursts into song, and a rather sweetly befuddled young man who simply tried to do his best with the cosmos he had been given (you)...

The one I'm used to is, frankly, a jerk.

[the-almighty-lucifer]

Sorry to hear it.

I think I’ve heard a little of your Lucifer but I can’t remember much other then that he was chosen to go to hell rather choosing to go himself or going against his will?

I don’t know.

[mr-crawleigh]

I was just thinkin' about Valentines, and your phone in the hotdog water and that conversation with your boss... Why was he laughing? That was a serious talk.

*has had extra time to think and wonder*

That was not my boss.

That was a gentleman who receives information on behalf of my... Immediate superior. I send him reports, but he does not tell me what to do.

I assume he was laughing because someone in the background made a very funny face. They often do that in my particular version of Hell.

[angelo-rib-shack]

Do they? But let me say, if we start hosting dinner parties, that guy is so not invited. I don't like how upset he got you.

[mr-crawleigh]

Yes. It's... practice for scaring humans.

I certainly shall not be inviting my version of Lucifer anywhere. Not when there are at least three far nicer ones running around. Even @the-almighty-lucifer is much better company.

[the-almighty-lucifer]

I’m not sure I like the implication that I’m not considered to be a good person.

[andagon]

Good Morning Helllllll!

The music for today:

brought to you by Hell's Dj Dagon.

[god-wednesday]

Well, someone has to do the job. Isn't that right, @god-in-the-basement, my lovely?

[god-in-the-basement]

When I was planning out My universe, I knew I'd have to be away on business. I wanted to have @the-almighty-lucifer watch it when I had to be gone.

I suppose it shouldn't have been a surprise that He thought He could do a better job full-time.

But I know You often leave to go walkabout, My dear Wednesday. And of course, You have much business to attend to, administrating all nine of the worlds that Yggdrasil connects.

Who's on Your Throne when You're away?

[the-almighty-lucifer]

🖕😇🖕

[amagnificentobsession]

@the-metatron we need to talk

[the-metatron]

I am always available to talk to you, darling, even after you so heartlessly analed our marriage. Let's have ourselves a chinwag.

[amagnificentobsession]

I want something I know you can give me.

I am just a human being trying to make it in a world that is rapidly losing its understanding of being human.

What makes us human is not our mind but our heart, not our ability to think but our ability to love.

Henri J.M. Nouwen

I want to be Immortal.

I don’t want to break. I don’t want to be fragile. I don’t want to cry anymore.

[the-metatron]

I can grant you this, but you will have to give me something in return.

[amagnificentobsession]

Tell me what you want Met.

[the-metatron]

What I've always wanted, darling.

You.

Oh, and a threesome with @dream-of-pain, too. Since I'm already making demands.

[dream-of-pain]

I am already in threesome with @duchess-shax and @furfurs-fotos and I have a human and very willing handmaiden (your analed wife @amagnificentobsession)

[the-metatron]

She deserves more. Someone who will love her to the fullest. Someone who will deny her nothing. Someone who won't treat her like she is breakable, and yet will never break her. Someone like me.

[god-in-the-basement]

@amagnificentobsession deserves the world. Perhaps even the entire Cosmos. A whole universe of her own to rule.

I could give her that.

[the-metatron]

Excuse me, madam, are you attempting to steal my wife?

[god-in-the-basement]

Think of it as a compliment to your taste in women.

[dream-of-pain]

There's only one god I recognise as legitimate, and that's you, @god-in-the-basement. So your offer to give @amagnificentobsession a universe of her own is certainly a great opportunity. But isn't it also the truth that you're desperately in love with a certain cafe owner? And that it was your sirenic influence that caused the foolish fish demon @andagon to part with half of his being and ask to be physicly separated from @anauntie as well as emotionally from @curlish just to be free for you?

So watch out @amagnificentobsession and choose wisely.

(if you ask me, God is sexy as hell and certainly more attractive than icecold Met, but I can give you some good old demonic mischief and cruelty that you can count on as guaranteed unreliable).

[god-in-the-basement]

My dear. I'm barely legitimate, am I? I didn't even make this universe, or I would have done a much better job. Ask @the-almighty-lucifer about that.

I couldn't even overthrow @the-almighty-god to legitimize Myself. I lost My nerve when I discovered Her Divine Pregnancy. I can't even pretend I'm a good mother to the baby I adopted in hopes I could raise it to overthrow Her -- I left @asof-the-baby in the mouth of a shark and brought it to a crab rave.

It's true that I had My sights set on the beautiful @fuckyouheresyourcoffee , but that Sovereign Princess of Soho happens to be taken with @maggiesrecordshop . I catch her attention occasionally, but I don't believe she will ever truly be Mine, and I must resign Myself to being her bit on the side. My heart must be open for one who will love Me wholly...

... and yet, I truly believed that it would in @andagon 's best interests to be free. Free for Me? No, that's not true freedom. One must be free for oneself and not for another, otherwise one is still merely a captive.

And I am still unused to this freedom. Perhaps, after all, I need someone to keep Me in check.

[the-almighty-lucifer]

You fed the baby to a shark?

And I’m not even going to ask what a crab-rave is.

[god-in-the-basement]

It was babysitting! @fishyfiles can back Me up here.

[the-almighty-lucifer]

Most sharks are even worse at parenting than you, mother.

[amagnificentobsession]

@the-metatron we need to talk

[the-metatron]

I am always available to talk to you, darling, even after you so heartlessly analed our marriage. Let's have ourselves a chinwag.

[amagnificentobsession]

I want something I know you can give me.

I am just a human being trying to make it in a world that is rapidly losing its understanding of being human.

What makes us human is not our mind but our heart, not our ability to think but our ability to love.

Henri J.M. Nouwen

I want to be Immortal.

I don’t want to break. I don’t want to be fragile. I don’t want to cry anymore.

[the-metatron]

I can grant you this, but you will have to give me something in return.

[amagnificentobsession]

Tell me what you want Met.

[the-metatron]

What I've always wanted, darling.

You.

Oh, and a threesome with @dream-of-pain, too. Since I'm already making demands.

[dream-of-pain]

I am already in threesome with @duchess-shax and @furfurs-fotos and I have a human and very willing handmaiden (your analed wife @amagnificentobsession)

[the-metatron]

She deserves more. Someone who will love her to the fullest. Someone who will deny her nothing. Someone who won't treat her like she is breakable, and yet will never break her. Someone like me.

[god-in-the-basement]

@amagnificentobsession deserves the world. Perhaps even the entire Cosmos. A whole universe of her own to rule.

I could give her that.

[the-metatron]

Excuse me, madam, are you attempting to steal my wife?

[god-in-the-basement]

Think of it as a compliment to your taste in women.

[dream-of-pain]

There's only one god I recognise as legitimate, and that's you, @god-in-the-basement. So your offer to give @amagnificentobsession a universe of her own is certainly a great opportunity. But isn't it also the truth that you're desperately in love with a certain cafe owner? And that it was your sirenic influence that caused the foolish fish demon @andagon to part with half of his being and ask to be physicly separated from @anauntie as well as emotionally from @curlish just to be free for you?

So watch out @amagnificentobsession and choose wisely.

(if you ask me, God is sexy as hell and certainly more attractive than icecold Met, but I can give you some good old demonic mischief and cruelty that you can count on as guaranteed unreliable).

[god-in-the-basement]

My dear. I'm barely legitimate, am I? I didn't even make this universe, or I would have done a much better job. Ask @the-almighty-lucifer about that.

I couldn't even overthrow @the-almighty-god to legitimize Myself. I lost My nerve when I discovered Her Divine Pregnancy. I can't even pretend I'm a good mother to the baby I adopted in hopes I could raise it to overthrow Her -- I left @asof-the-baby in the mouth of a shark and brought it to a crab rave.

It's true that I had My sights set on the beautiful @fuckyouheresyourcoffee , but that Sovereign Princess of Soho happens to be taken with @maggiesrecordshop . I catch her attention occasionally, but I don't believe she will ever truly be Mine, and I must resign Myself to being her bit on the side. My heart must be open for one who will love Me wholly...

... and yet, I truly believed that it would in @andagon 's best interests to be free. Free for Me? No, that's not true freedom. One must be free for oneself and not for another, otherwise one is still merely a captive.

And I am still unused to this freedom. Perhaps, after all, I need someone to keep Me in check.

[the-almighty-lucifer]

You fed the baby to a shark?

And I’m not even going to ask what a crab-rave is.

[god-in-the-basement]

you seem like the fun aunt that would take me and my siblings underage drinking

Don't tell your mom I let you have ichor.

[angel-and-the-serpent-deactivat]

@greatsouthernpansy @saph-has-a-problem @sparrowsortadrawzzz @sparrow-the-tired-lesbian

WINE

[sparrowsortadrawzzz]

LET US DRINK, MY FRIENDS! TO NIGHTINGALES! *slurps ichor*

...

i can taste sounds-

[angel-and-the-serpent-deactivat]

*sips* WHAT WHY CAN I FUCKING SEE MORE COLOURS

[the-almighty-lucifer]

MOTHER NO

[angel-and-the-serpent-deactivat]

SHIT SPARROW RUN

[the-almighty-lucifer]

Angel, I’m not even sure why you’re asking my mother for a drink. You are a legal adult older than earth itself.

[angel-and-the-serpent-deactivat]

wellll not legally

[the-almighty-lucifer]

Not legally? I was under the impression that you were an angel. Or a demon. Nephilim. Both.

Old enough, in any case.

[angel-and-the-serpent-deactivat]

I am,

But none of my human liscense, which I use a lot say above 21. im technically only 18.

in human years

[the-almighty-lucifer]

That’s…

Confusing.

You need a human licence? To be a human? Or to own one?

[angel-and-the-serpent-deactivat]

*laughs* No, y

in the human world, you have to be above a certain age to do certain things, like driving, drinking voting, the like, and you need a license to say you acn do those things. BUT since I only look 18, I cant do any of the things because the humans wont think im above their age restraints

[the-almighty-lucifer]

I’m pretty sure that alcohol is legal at eighteen in most countries.

[god-in-the-basement]

you seem like the fun aunt that would take me and my siblings underage drinking

Don't tell your mom I let you have ichor.

[angel-and-the-serpent-deactivat]

@greatsouthernpansy @saph-has-a-problem @sparrowsortadrawzzz @sparrow-the-tired-lesbian

WINE

[sparrowsortadrawzzz]

LET US DRINK, MY FRIENDS! TO NIGHTINGALES! *slurps ichor*

...

i can taste sounds-

[angel-and-the-serpent-deactivat]

*sips* WHAT WHY CAN I FUCKING SEE MORE COLOURS

[the-almighty-lucifer]

MOTHER NO

[angel-and-the-serpent-deactivat]

SHIT SPARROW RUN

[the-almighty-lucifer]

Angel, I’m not even sure why you’re asking my mother for a drink. You are a legal adult older than earth itself.

[angel-and-the-serpent-deactivat]

wellll not legally

[the-almighty-lucifer]

Not legally? I was under the impression that you were an angel. Or a demon. Nephilim. Both.

Old enough, in any case.

[angel-and-the-serpent-deactivat]

I am,

But none of my human liscense, which I use a lot say above 21. im technically only 18.

in human years

[the-almighty-lucifer]

That’s…

Confusing.

You need a human licence? To be a human? Or to own one?

[god-in-the-basement]

you seem like the fun aunt that would take me and my siblings underage drinking

Don't tell your mom I let you have ichor.

[angel-and-the-serpent-deactivat]

@greatsouthernpansy @saph-has-a-problem @sparrowsortadrawzzz @sparrow-the-tired-lesbian

WINE

[sparrowsortadrawzzz]

LET US DRINK, MY FRIENDS! TO NIGHTINGALES! *slurps ichor*

...

i can taste sounds-

[angel-and-the-serpent-deactivat]

*sips* WHAT WHY CAN I FUCKING SEE MORE COLOURS

[the-almighty-lucifer]

MOTHER NO

[angel-and-the-serpent-deactivat]

SHIT SPARROW RUN

[the-almighty-lucifer]

Angel, I’m not even sure why you’re asking my mother for a drink. You are a legal adult older than earth itself.

[angel-and-the-serpent-deactivat]

wellll not legally

[the-almighty-lucifer]

Not legally? I was under the impression that you were an angel. Or a demon. Nephilim. Both.

Old enough, in any case.

[god-in-the-basement]

you seem like the fun aunt that would take me and my siblings underage drinking

Don't tell your mom I let you have ichor.

[angel-and-the-serpent-deactivat]

@greatsouthernpansy @saph-has-a-problem @sparrowsortadrawzzz @sparrow-the-tired-lesbian

WINE

[sparrowsortadrawzzz]

LET US DRINK, MY FRIENDS! TO NIGHTINGALES! *slurps ichor*

...

i can taste sounds-

[angel-and-the-serpent-deactivat]

*sips* WHAT WHY CAN I FUCKING SEE MORE COLOURS

[the-almighty-lucifer]

MOTHER NO

[angel-and-the-serpent-deactivat]

SHIT SPARROW RUN

[the-almighty-lucifer]

Angel, I’m not even sure why you’re asking my mother for a drink. You are a legal adult older than earth itself.